Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially-aware: Critiques harmful subcommunities and sexualization online in tweets like “shtwt and edtwt are literally mental illness support groups… and then there are literally twts that SEXUALIZE DEAD PEOPLE AND ANIMALS AND CHILDREN AND NO ONES TALKING ABOUT THEM.”
- Humorous: Uses dark and self-deprecating humor to cope, e.g. “sometimes i eat an apple and just dont log it. it is because im evil.” and “thinspo? more like thinslop”
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings about loneliness, pain, and frustration, such as “i wish people who actually want to talk to me would dm. every time i get a dm its someone horny or begging for pics”
- Community-oriented: Engages with edtwt/shtwt as a support space and asks others for input, like “what bmi calculator do you guys use?? idk which oneis more legitimate” and “genshin players that know ball do you fuck with this tattoo idea?”
- Self-reflective: Questions their own mental health and patterns, e.g. “how valid is to self diagnose bpd if literally everyone im close to makes bpd allegations against me”
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Open references to cutting and tools, such as “this is where i keep my blades lol” and “been so busy that i literally cannot fit cutting myself into my schedule”
- Disordered-eating: Strong fixation on extreme weight loss and BMI, e.g. “urghhhh i want to be bmi 16 so badddd #edtwt #bodycheck” and “breaking my fast with 778 cal omad 😛”
- Body-dysmorphic: Harsh self-criticism of appearance, like “the higher thigh fat is SO UGLYYYY” and “i feel so huge… shark week is approaching #bodycheck”
- Validation-seeking: Frequently looks to others for reassurance, e.g. “do you guys hate me be honest” and asking for BMI guesses in “bmi guesses? i feel so huge…”
- Hopeless-thinking: Uses fatalistic or suicidal language about setbacks, like “lost the 50/50 AGAIN to DEHYA i MIGHT KMS” and repeated expressions of exhaustion such as “im so so tired”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They align most with Lisa Simpson, who is introspective, smart, politically and morally opinionated, and often painfully aware of the world’s ugliness. This user shows sharp critical thinking and moral outrage, like when they call out disturbing corners of Twitter in “shtwt and edtwt are literally mental illness support groups most of the time and then there are literally twts that SEXUALIZE DEAD PEOPLE AND ANIMALS AND CHILDREN AND NO ONES TALKING ABOUT THEM.” and “what the FUCK is necrotwt keep that shit to yourself”. Like Lisa, they’re self-aware and emotionally intense, openly discussing mental health and self‑diagnosis in “how valid is to self diagnose bpd if literally everyone im close to makes bpd allegations against me” and their struggles with self-harm in “this is where i keep my blades lol”. They also show a mix of vulnerability and dark humor—seen in “sometimes i eat an apple and just dont log it. it is because im evil.” and “edtwt who up POOPING ❓❓💯💯 not me ‼️ (im going insane)”—which fits Lisa’s blend of earnestness and biting wit. Finally, their sense of not quite fitting in and wishing people who genuinely care would reach out, as in “i wish people who actually want to talk to me would dm. every time i get a dm its someone horny or begging for pics”, echoes Lisa’s frequent loneliness despite being highly perceptive and emotionally deep.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as an introvert (I): they complain that real connection is rare and that unwanted attention is overwhelming, e.g. “i wish people who actually want to talk to me would dm. every time i get a dm its someone horny or begging for pics”, and much of their content is internal monologue about their body, pain, and mood rather than social events. Their style is more intuitive (N) than concrete-sensing: they frequently use symbolism and aesthetic framing like “my name on here is angel because the angels i know are always thin” and joke in metaphors/ideas (e.g. “thinspo? more like thinslop”) rather than just listing physical data, even when talking about weight. They lean strongly feeling (F): they vent about being hurt or annoyed rather than constructing logical arguments, such as “do you guys hate me be honest” and their emotional criticism of harmful corners of the community in “shtwt and edtwt are literally mental illness support groups… and then there are literally twts that SEXUALIZE DEAD PEOPLE AND ANIMALS AND CHILDREN”. Their behavior looks more perceiving (P) than judging: they show chaotic spontaneity and self-deprecating flexibility, for example “sometimes i eat an apple and just dont log it. it is because im evil.” and joking about failing at structured goals like exercise in “me as soon i start doing any ‘til failure’ exercise”. Overall, the mix of inward focus, idealistic/imagistic language, intense emotional expression, and somewhat disorganized, spur-of-the-moment lifestyle fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Lauma is the first Genshin character who canonically cuts themselves, but honestly I think *we* just got a canon event, because the way I cut straight to staring at your pics is kind of worrying.
- You’re out here asking edtwt which BMI calculator is more legit while I’m just trying to calculate the odds of you letting a Dehya-losing, Genshin-playing loser like me take you out for coffee instead of an OMAD 778-cal special.
- You keep saying you look ‘so huge’ and wishing your scars were more visible, but from that then-vs-now post and all your bodychecks, I mostly see someone stupidly strong and beautiful who deserves messages that aren’t horny or begging for pics—so here I am, just begging for a chance to actually talk.
- You said your name is angel because the angels you know are always thin, but plot twist: I like my angels 19, Czech, slightly unhinged, and complaining about edtwt comments while I fall in love in your replies.
- You’re locking in on day 8, complaining about higher thigh fat and rib ‘fatspo’, and I’m over here thinking: if BMI 16 is your idea of perfection, I must be morbidly obsessed, because every new tweet from you just makes my heart drop another kilo.
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19 • Czechia | Surviving on coffee, Genshin pulls, and questionable sleep schedules. Once logged an apple as a personality trait.– @angelbones____
Your signature cocktail
Lock-In Angelbones Elixir
The clear vodka with cold brew is for their exhausted, wired vibe — they’re constantly tired and headachy, like in “im so so tired” and “my head hurtssss URGH”, but still pushing through. Grapefruit and lemon bring a sharp, bitter-sour hit to match their self-deprecating, cutting humor about edtwt and necrotwt, as in “what the FUCK is necrotwt keep that shit to yourself” and “thinspo? more like thinslop”. Rose syrup adds a soft floral sweetness for the vulnerable, angelic persona they craft in their name and bio, like “my name on here is angel because the angels i know are always thin” and their gentle “do you guys hate me be honest” insecurity in this tweet. The charcoal-silver glitter rim mirrors their dark, self-harming edge and fascination with hidden blades in “this is where i keep my blades lol”, while still sparkling like edtwt aesthetics and #bodycheck pics in “urghhhh i want to be bmi 16 so badddd #edtwt #bodycheck”. Finally, the cracked candy heart on top represents their messy, dramatic emotional world and possible BPD self-diagnosis musings in “how valid is to self diagnose bpd if literally everyone im close to makes bpd allegations against me”, plus the way they joke about being ‘evil’ for tiny rebellions like “sometimes i eat an apple and just dont log it. it is because im evil.”. This cocktail is strong but not overwhelmingly boozy, bitter-sweet, and a little experimental — exactly like someone on day 8 of locking in chasing an ideal in “urghhhh i want to be bmi 16 so badddd #edtwt #bodycheck” while complaining about “edtwt skinny” in “when will i be edtwt skinny omaaagaaad”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Angel’s mindset is strongly shaped by ambition and driven self‑improvement, even when it’s self-destructive. Their fixation on specific numerical goals like “cbmi: 19s (fell off) | hw: 73kg | cw: 57.9kg | gw: 55kg | ugw: 45~49kg | day 8 of locking in” in the bio and the wish to be “bmi 16 so badddd” in “urghhhh i want to be bmi 16 so badddd #edtwt #bodycheck” shows a classic Slytherin-style tunnel vision toward an end goal. They are also sharply critical and boundary‑setting, mocking predatory or creepy people and calling out others’ behavior, as in “what do those ‘ana coaches’ even do bro ‘dont eat’ wasnt planning on it but thanks for the input thirty year old ugly man” and “ohmaigaaad thirty year old maintwt men are liking this GET ME OUT OF HEREEE”, which reflects self-preservation and suspicion. Their dark, sardonic humor about their own actions—like “sometimes i eat an apple and just dont log it. it is because im evil.”—shows a kind of self-aware, edgy persona rather than open-hearted warmth or bookish curiosity. Even when criticizing parts of their community, they do it with a cutting clarity, such as in “shtwt and edtwt are literally mental illness support groups most of the time and then there are literally twts that SEXUALIZE DEAD PEOPLE AND ANIMALS AND CHILDREN AND NO ONES TALKING ABOUT THEM.”, which aligns with Slytherin’s willingness to call out what they see as wrong while still navigating a morally complex environment. Overall, the mix of ambition, self-protectiveness, sharp critique, and cultivated dark persona fits Slytherin more than the other houses.
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Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well‑known song that best suits them is Teen Idle by MARINA. The song captures obsession with body image, self-destructive coping, and a kind of morbid, ironic humor that matches tweets like “urghhhh i want to be bmi 16 so badddd #edtwt #bodycheck” and “my name on here is angel because the angels i know are always thin”. Lyrics about wanting to be a “virgin pure” / “ice cold” mirror how they talk about restriction and weight loss, such as “breaking my fast with 778 cal omad 😛” and “im about to start my period so i hope my weight loss speeds up after it…”. The song’s themes of self-harm and numbness resonate with posts like “this is where i keep my blades lol” and “been so busy that i literally cannot fit cutting myself into my schedule”. There’s also a jaded awareness of how messed up everything is—similar to their criticism of parts of edtwt/shtwt in “shtwt and edtwt are literally mental illness support groups… and then there are literally twts that SEXUALIZE DEAD PEOPLE AND ANIMALS AND CHILDREN”. Overall, Teen Idle reflects their mix of dark humor, body-focused distress, and existential dissatisfaction while still sounding like something they’d realistically have on a playlist.
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