Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic activist: Shows strong concern for injustice and encourages collective action, e.g. ICE criticism and advice to document abuses in “one day everything that is happening is going to be in history books. i advise everyone in america start documenting.” and outrage at ICE/DHS in “Liam is finally home im so happy but so angry they traumatized this poor little boy and his family for NO FUCKING REASON FUCK ICE AND FUCK DHS”.
- Warmly grateful: Expresses appreciation openly toward others, e.g. “thank you everyone who was so kind to me… just super grateful fr” and holiday wishes in “i hope everyone has an amazing christmas 🎄 thank you all so much for your kindness and being so supportive”.
- Passionate fan: Deep, sustained enthusiasm for music and idols, from purchasing and displaying merch in “my oasis xmas haul w a few misc items!! i’m very grateful” to emotional support for artists in “oasis motivates me to keep going every day”.
- Humorous candid: Uses self-aware humor and memes to connect, e.g. “what I see when I mix the tylenol from dollar tree with 50mg of melatonin” and “if i ever meet Liam”.
- Aesthetic creative: Curates visuals and personal style, suggesting creativity, e.g. Visual inspo this week in “Visual inspo this week”, poster and layout talk in “guys I finally hung up my nme poster….guess who’s getting kisses every morning before i leave” and “i want to change my layout again but idk to what”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive language: Resorts to extreme or harsh wording when emotional, e.g. “if oasis comes back in 2027 and i don’t hear those jangly opening chords from be here now as the opening song i might actually kill myself” and “holy shit my goat is dumb 💔”.
- Celebrity fixation: Large portion of identity and mood seems tied to Liam/Oasis, from repeated appearance-focused tweets like “ough that fine white man💓” to persistent reply-chasing in “3 months on oasistwt and no Liam reply yet….. scoot over noel girls i’m joining u”.
- Online overexposure: Shares many personal reactions and small frustrations publicly, e.g. blocking a family member in “just blocked my brother who has a capricorn moon while he was in the middle of texting me” and venting about household annoyances in “hate when i come home at 1am and my room’s a fuckin mess from when i was getting ready”.
- Emotional intensity: Reacts very strongly to events and people, which can be draining, e.g. “Liam’s embarrassing me a little bit” and despair over politics in “This past week has been so messed up because. Wym we kidnapped the leader of another country… Wym ice are going door to door the way the nazis did”.
- Conflict bluntness: Confronts disagreements in a very direct, sometimes hostile way, e.g. “can’t believe people need to be told that it’s weird to joke about calling oasis spiritually Israeli” and dismissive tone in “i hate this way of thinking omfg it just tells me you think lowly of yourself”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: idealistic, politically aware, and deeply passionate about music and culture. They’re outspoken about injustice and state violence, echoing Lisa’s activism and moral seriousness, in tweets like “This past week has been so messed up because. Wym we kidnapped the leader of another country. Wym the thugs known as ice shot a white woman. Wym ice are going door to door the way the nazis did in the late 1930s.” and “one day everything that is happening is going to be in history books. i advise everyone in america start documenting.”. Their joy at youth political action, seen in “awww there was a walkout/anti ice protest at the high school near my house and when we all honked at the procession all the students cheered 😭”, fits Lisa’s admiration for principled protest and younger activists. At the same time, they’re an intense, slightly nerdy music lover, obsessing over Oasis and Britpop—“oasis motivates me to keep going every day” and “albums i loved this month topster”—similar to Lisa’s saxophone and jazz fixation. Their introspective, emotionally expressive side, like “aging and living a full life is such a privilege” and their gratitude posts, also mirrors Lisa’s mix of sensitivity, earnestness, and hope.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert: they enjoy interaction, attention, and community, celebrating public things like protests (“awww there was a walkout/anti ice protest at the high school near my house and when we all honked at the procession all the students cheered 😭 it was so cool”) and openly sharing intense fandom feelings, e.g. “DID WILLIAM JOHN PAUL GALLAGHER JUST REPLY TO ME” and “unfortunately i would let him do absolutely anything to me”. They lean Intuitive: they often jump from concrete events to broader patterns or meanings, like comparing present ICE actions to history in “ice are going door to door the way the nazis did in the late 1930s”, and talking about life as a privilege and future history books (“aging and living a full life is such a privilege”, “one day everything that is happening is going to be in history books”). Their decision style is strongly Feeling: they center values and empathy over detached logic, getting fired up about injustice (“Liam is finally home im so happy but so angry they traumatized this poor little boy and his family for NO FUCKING REASON FUCK ICE AND FUCK DHS”) and expressing gratitude and emotional connection to others (“thank you everyone who was so kind to me… just super grateful fr”). They appear Perceiving rather than rigidly structured: they joke about impulsive choices and mild chaos, like buying $35 of crystals on a whim (“i just bought $35 worth of crystals at a shop but they’re so beautiful and i do actually feel more calm and relaxed”) and leaving the house unprepared (“left my house with my phone dying and my chargers dead wow im dumb”). Overall their excited, expressive social energy, values-driven activism, and spontaneous, emotionally rich way of talking align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Oasis really do come back in 2027 and open with ‘Be Here Now,’ can I stand next to the girl who literally manifested it on the timeline… you know, the one kissing her NME poster every morning?
- You spent $35 on crystals and felt calmer — if I stand next to you at an anti-ICE protest, do I get the same effect, or do I need to buy my own angelchilddemo calming stone?
- You twinned Liam’s fits, have a Burberry shirt, and blast The Stone Roses while cooking gnocchi… at this point I’m just trying to figure out if I’m flirting with a person or a perfectly curated Britpop moodboard.
- You said aging and living a full life is a privilege — so how about we make it to those history books together: you document the regime, I document every time you say something that makes me fall harder.
- As a 1997 Liam Gallagher truther who’d ‘let him do absolutely anything,’ would you consider lowering your standards just a bit so I can at least take you to a gig and carry your CD haul home?
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Your new Twitter bio
Oasis on repeat, politics on loud. Once spent $35 on crystals and called it self-care. Documenting 2026 like it’s already in the history books.– @angelchilddemo
Your signature cocktail
Be Here Now & Then (Liam Girl Libation)
This cocktail is smoky and loud at the base, like blasting Oasis in a “shitty car” (“literally me when i drive around in my shitty car blasting oasis”) and worshipping a certain raspy-voiced Mancunian husband (“happy birthday mrs Gallagher thank you for giving birth to my beautiful husband 💕”). The hibiscus-pomegranate sweetness reflects how Oasis and music genuinely keep them going (“oasis motivates me to keep going every day”) while still having that deep, dramatic red of protest, anger, and care about the world (“Liam is finally home im so happy but so angry they traumatized this poor little boy and his family for NO FUCKING REASON FUCK ICE AND FUCK DHS”). Lime juice cuts through like their blunt political clarity when they call out racism and fascism (“r acism in 2026 is nuts………………”; “This past week has been so messed up because. Wym we kidnapped the leader of another country.”). The splash of sparkling water mirrors their excitable fangirl energy and late-night posting frenzies (“unfortunately i would let him do absolutely anything to me”; “DID WILLIAM JOHN PAUL GALLAGHER JUST REPLY TO ME”). Finally, the edible silver glitter nods to their crystal buying, visual inspo, and aesthetic obsession (“i just bought $35 worth of crystals at a shop but they’re so beautiful and i do actually feel more calm and relaxed”; “Visual inspo this week”), making the drink look as extra and celestial as their city of angels vibe.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Raquel shows a very Gryffindor-like tendency to call out injustice directly and emotionally, even when it’s frightening or overwhelming. She compares ICE raids to Nazis and urges people to document abuses, writing that agents are “going door to door the way the nazis did in the late 1930s” and insisting, “I advise everyone in america start documenting” in “one day everything that is happening is going to be in history books. i advise everyone in america start documenting” and “This past week has been so messed up because. Wym we kidnapped the leader of another country. Wym the thugs known as ice shot a white woman. Wym ice are going door to door the way the nazis did in the late 1930s.”. She celebrates direct action and protest, proudly sharing a walkout near her house and cheering on the students with, “awww there was a walkout/anti ice protest at the high school near my house and when we all honked at the procession all the students cheered 😭 it was so cool”, which shows admiration for courage and resistance. Her political stances are not quiet or diplomatic; they’re fiery and confrontational, as when she writes, “can’t believe people need to be told that it’s weird to joke about calling oasis spiritually Israeli when Israelis are full on committing genocide against Palestinians” and “Liam is finally home im so happy but so angry they traumatized this poor little boy and his family for NO FUCKING REASON FUCK ICE AND FUCK DHS”. There’s also a classic Gryffindor impulsiveness and intensity in how she talks about music and idols, from joking hyperbolically, “if oasis comes back in 2027 and i don’t hear those jangly opening chords from be here now as the opening song i might actually kill myself”, to passionately defending people she admires. While she has Hufflepuff-like kindness and loyalty to Liam and her community, her defining traits are outspoken bravery, moral indignation, and a willingness to stand up and speak out, all of which align most strongly with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Live Forever - Oasis
Their whole personality orbits Liam and Oasis, from calling themselves a “1997 liam gallagher truther” “1997 liam gallagher truther” to saying “oasis motivates me to keep going every day” “oasis motivates me to keep going every day”, so an Oasis anthem fits them best. Live Forever captures that mix of devotion, defiance, and belief that life is a privilege, which echoes their reflection that “aging and living a full life is such a privilege” “aging and living a full life is such a privilege”. The song’s hopeful stubbornness mirrors how they keep chasing Liam’s attention—“3 months on oasistwt and no Liam reply yet….. scoot over noel girls i’m joining u” “3 months on oasistwt and no Liam reply yet….. scoot over noel girls i’m joining u”—and then explode with gratitude when he finally responds “thank you everyone who was so kind to me…also thank u for everyone liking this like?? just super grateful fr”. Their political passion and documentation mindset—“i advise everyone in america start documenting. Keep records, write everything down” “i advise everyone in america start documenting. Keep records, write everything down”—fit the song’s refusal to give in to a broken world. Between their romanticized love of music, their resilience, and their desire to make history “getting ready to make history”, Live Forever is the song that best embodies who they are.
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