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Your Simpsons character
The user’s extreme swings between binge eating and restrictive dieting mirror Homer’s well‑known love of food and his occasional attempts to lose weight (e.g., "I alr fucked my day up with 200 muffins bro. I need to truly cut out sugar"). Their self‑deprecating humor and chaotic, impulsive behavior—"I’m so disgusting" and "Going to go smoke till i vomit"—echo Homer’s frequent self‑destructive moments and his tendency to seek comfort in food, alcohol, and cigarettes. The desire to start exercising, as seen in "My mom is buying my dumbbells for chridtmas", reflects Homer’s sporadic gym attempts in episodes like "Homer’s Phobia". Overall, the mix of gluttony, low self‑esteem, and reckless coping strategies best aligns with Homer Simpson among the core cast.

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The user’s frequent, attention‑seeking posts like "welcome folks, ready for some giggles?" and "If anyone cares...I draw" show an extraverted, outward‑focused style. They constantly discuss concrete sensory details—"I alr fucked my day up with 200 muffins bro" and "I finally found out how to change my calorie limit on chowtracker"—indicating a sensing preference. Their language is driven by strong personal emotions and values, as seen in "I am so disgusting" and "Can ppl stop making hypersexuality seem like a hot thing when in reality it's fucking horrible," reflecting a feeling orientation. Finally, their impulsive, spontaneous actions—"I'm gonna fast for 3 days idrc" and "Only 22 days till i do it i cant believe im still huge"—demonstrate a perceiving, flexible approach to life.

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Recovering from an eating disorder, I chase fitness and laughs. Once ate 200 muffins in a day—still standing. Sharing honesty, humor & health tips. 💪– @angeldietcom

Your signature cocktail
The drink mirrors the chaotic binge of 'I alr fucked my day up with 200 muffins bro' with a rich chocolate liqueur, while the smoky mezcal nods to 'Going to go smoke till i vomit', and the bitter espresso reflects the harsh self‑critique of 'I am so disgusting'. The oat milk base represents the 'Shadow milk' persona, and the dash of bitters symbolizes the restrictive dieting they battle. This cocktail is both sweet and bitter, just like their tweets that oscillate between self‑despair and dark humor. The frothy top hints at the fleeting moments of hope when they say 'welcome folks, ready for some giggles?'.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows a strong drive to achieve personal goals, especially related to weight loss, as seen in "Only 22 days till i do it i cant believe im still huge" and "I lowk almost fainted hi everyone im gonna fast for 3 days idrc". They also demonstrate resourcefulness and cunning by figuring out how to manipulate calorie tracking tools: "I finally found out jow yo change my calorie limit on chowtracker. Now it looks like i am a huge whale". Their self‑focused, ambitious attitude toward self‑improvement and willingness to take risky, self‑destructive actions aligns with Slytherin's core traits of ambition and resourcefulness.

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The user constantly expresses self‑loathing and feeling like an outsider, as seen in tweets like 'I am so disgusting' and 'I believe i can be an acceptable company for a short time.' Their binge‑eating and restrictive cycles ('I alr fucked my day up with 200 muffins bro…', 'Going to go smoke till i vomit…') echo the lyric 'I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo' that captures a sense of not belonging. The chorus of Radiohead’s “Creep”—'I don’t belong here, I’m a misfit'—mirrors their struggle for acceptance while feeling fundamentally flawed. Additionally, the line 'I want to be special' resonates with their desperate attempts to feel valued despite self‑destructive behavior. Overall, the song’s themes of alienation, self‑criticism, and yearning for acceptance align closely with the user’s tweets.

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