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Your Simpsons character
Marge is the patient, emotionally worn, supportive partner who often carries the household’s emotional labor, which mirrors Archie’s role as someone who bears responsibility for others’ feelings despite being hurt—Archie writes 'i know i’m making them worse i know my bad mood is rubbing off on them' and 'she’d be so much better off without me', echoing Marge’s tendency to absorb blame and keep trying. Both are resilient caretakers who feel invisible and exhausted.

Your MBTI personality Type
INFP fits Archie as an introspective, value-driven, emotionally intense young person who expresses deep inner life publicly. Introversion shows in 'sleeping my life away' and 'alone at lunch', indicating withdrawal; Intuition appears in their future-oriented hopes 'i want college and a good job and to move somewhere else in my future' and pattern-reading about relationships ('they stopped loving me long ago'); Feeling dominates their decision-making and language—'i deserve to die' and constant moral self-blame; and Perceiving appears in impulsivity and flexible coping, like 'made a promise while high' and frequent mood-driven posts. Their tweets 'my therapist thinks i’m bipolar' and 'dbt skills never work' display an inward, values-laden struggle typical of INFPs wrestling with identity and meaning.

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Archie | 18 | he/she/it — a blunt, messy diary for mental health, ED & drug life; confessional, raw, and painfully honest. Trying college someday, surviving day by day. Not here to censor — here to be seen. ♡ @ultimategazer– @Angelgut_s

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The 'Puppy Night Elixir' mirrors Archie’s sweet-and-sour vibe: blackberry is dark and bruised like their melancholic tweets ('i feel like dogshit'), lime adds a sharp sting like their impulsive highs, soda keeps it fizzy like their fluctuating energy, and lavender offers a soft, calming hint nodding to their wish for relief ('need to get a med card asap'). It’s pretty, slightly upsetting, and oddly comforting — much like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff fits Archie because their posts consistently show fierce loyalty, endurance, and a desire to care for others even at their own expense — for example, they write 'i wish i had any of the energy i used to to take care of them and coddle them and devote my entire life…' which reads like classic Hufflepuff devotion. They’re more about sticking with people through pain than seeking glory or cunning, and their repeated patience with a self-destructive partner ('dating someone knowing they want to leave me kinda sucks but… at least they aren’t leaving me') shows a tolerance and persistence that aligns with that house. Their honesty and steady suffering echo Hufflepuff’s quieter strengths rather than flashy bravery or sharp ambition.

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The raw admission of pain and self-loathing in 'Hurt' — lines about feeling like you 'deserve to die' and struggling with addiction — maps closely to Archie’s feed: they explicitly say 'i deserve to die' and describe cycles of self-harm and substance struggles, so the song’s bleak introspection and fragile humanity are a fitting soundtrack.

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