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Your Simpsons character
Dahlia shares the intellectual isolation and deep-seated existential melancholy often associated with Lisa Simpson, particularly in her more depressed or 'doomed' episodes. She expresses a profound sense of “impending doom” and struggles with the feeling that she is “wasting the best years of my life” due to mental health struggles. Much like Lisa, she feels alienated from her peers, noting how she feels a “sense of not belonging” in social groups. Furthermore, her frustration with parental dismissal regarding her internal pain mirrors Lisa's frequent battles to be heard, such as when her mom “told me to stop because i didn’t have any reason to do it since my life’s too good”. Ultimately, both share a cynical yet sensitive outlook on a world they feel unequipped to navigate.

Your MBTI personality Type
Dahlia exhibits strong Introversion (I), expressing a deep-rooted aversion to social closeness and stating, “i think deep down i hate being close to people... i avoid their calls and texts”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their constant focus on existential dread and identity, frequently mentioning a “deep rooted yearning” and a persistent “sense of impending doom”. As a Feeling (F) type, their tweets are intensely emotionally driven, often processing trauma and self-worth, such as when they wonder if they are “not pretty” enough to have avoided assault. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait shows in their lack of structure and struggle with daily tasks, admitting “no matter what i want to do i just can’t force myself to do it” regarding school and responsibilities.

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High schooler & Phoebe Bridgers fan. Aspiring world traveler with a 2026 trip to Europe in the works. Ask me about the time I made a FNAF cosplay in 15 minutes.– @angelic__pawz

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This drink is strong and experimental, mirroring a user who feels like a “pathetic phony” yet battles intense internal depth. The overproof rum and bitters reflect the dark reality of someone who “misses wearing tank tops” but continues to struggle, while the strawberries represent the 'baby styros' aesthetic of their #shtwt community. The silver rim is a nod to the “pencil sharpener blade” mentioned in their most recent sessions. Finally, the dry ice captures that lingering “sense of impending doom” that haunts their feed.

Your Hogwarts House
Dahlia exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and resourcefulness, frequently detailing the clever ways she procures tools for her habits, such as being glad her younger self “was a little klepto and always stole school supplies frm ppl” to find blades. She displays a sharp, cynical wit and a protective internal loyalty, yet admits to a cunning avoidance of others, stating, “if i get close to someone i disappear off the face of the planet... i don’t want someone to be my closest friend if im not theirs so i don’t have one”. Her ambitious desire for a specific aesthetic and her blunt, unfiltered honesty about social hierarchies—calling out others as “sluts” while maintaining she is a “unicorn”—aligns with the more defensive and self-focused traits of Slytherin. Finally, her analytical nature regarding her own identity and her refusal to settle for a “failed attempt at a guy” shows a prideful insistence on her own terms of existence.

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This song perfectly encapsulates the user's struggle with body image, self-harm, and the desperate desire to feel 'good enough.' The lyrics mirror their admission that “i’m not pretty” and the self-destructive cycles they face while feeling like they are “wasting the best years of my life wanting to die in bed”. The track deals with the pressure of teenage expectations, which aligns with the user's fear that “nobody will see” their true self or that they will “never be sick enough”. Ultimately, both the song and the user's feed portray a poignant, raw look at the internalized pain of a girl navigating trauma and the perceived 'flaws' of her own body.

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