
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson, who is highly self-aware, intellectually sharp, and often emotionally overwhelmed while still trying to be kind. Like Lisa, they show strong principles and boundaries about what’s right and wrong, especially around adults and NSFW content, as in “STOP FOLLOWING ME IF YOU POST STRAIGHT UP PORN IM 15” and “in my opinion its weird and predatory to combine nsfw with edtwt or shtwt because majority of people in these communities are MINORS!!”. They’re very reflective about their mental health and diagnoses, similar to how Lisa overanalyzes herself, seen in “im still in denial of my bpd diagnosis because of the fact i am a minor it’s classified as ‘severe’ and i don’t think it is that severe”. Like Lisa’s complicated relationship with her family, they express ambivalence and hurt about parents in posts like “my mom gives me affection i don’t want my dad doesn’t give me affection i want bars” and “Ok so my dad doesn’t like me what now”. They also show Lisa-like empathy and frustration with others’ cruelty, as in “idk. its just crazy how i try to be kind and spread positivity but i get attacked, called names, or get treated like im stupid.”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: their world is mostly internal and emotional, focusing on therapy, family, and their own mind rather than social events, e.g. reflecting on abuse in “its crazy how looking back at photos of me as a kid i could clearly see it in my face that i was being abused” and preferring few close friends in “im a firm believer in not having many friends but only having a few good ones”. They seem more Intuitive than Sensing: while there are body/food details, they often jump to meanings, patterns, and ethics, like calling out predatory behavior in “in my opinion its weird and predatory to combine nsfw with edtwt or shtwt because majority of people in these communities are MINORS!!” and questioning community logic in “whats the logic behind giving tips for sh”. Their posts show strong Feeling: they prioritize emotional impact and values over detached logic, as in “idk. its just crazy how i try to be kind and spread positivity but i get attacked, called names, or get treated like im stupid.” and “i hate having extreme empathy because why do i find some way to feel bad for literally the worst people ever”. They look Perceiving rather than Judging: their life feels reactive and fluid, not structured—forgetting diary cards in “I FORGOT TO DO 4 OF MY DIARY CARDS KILL ME” and impulsive decisions like “im gonna clean my room today and make a pile of every sharp object i find” show a less planned, more spontaneous approach. Putting this together—introspective, value-driven, idealistic, and somewhat unstructured—INFP fits best, especially with posts like “who loves me and wants me to live” that combine deep feelings, identity concerns, and a search for authentic connection.

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15 • navigating c-PTSD, dysthymia & BPD one therapy session at a time • once dreamt in Sudoku grids • here to be honest, not harmful– @angels_eroo

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with a Shirley Temple base and extra cherry syrup, a nod to them happily “Sipping on my 2 liters of a shirley temple rn”, keeping the core sweet and teenager-safe but slightly over-the-top. A sharp twist of grapefruit peel represents their cutting wit and self-awareness about harm, like when they say “whats the logic behind giving tips for sh” and call out unsafe behavior. A dash of sea salt and lime bitters captures the bitter-salty mood in posts like “i should lowkey just die” and “i hate everyone lowkey”, adding complexity under the sweetness. A splash of cold brew concentrate mirrors their relentless, wired energy and late-night brain (“baking my favorite breadsticks because hell yeah snacks in the middle of the night”](https://x.com/angels_eroo/status/2010959152357786098)) and how they’re somehow still standing despite everything. Finally, a smoky lapsang souchong tea mist floats over the top like the lingering heaviness of “its crazy how looking back at photos of me as a kid i could clearly see it in my face that i was being abused”, giving the whole cocktail a haunted, dramatic finish worthy of shedtwt royalty.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, care for others, and a deep sense of fairness even while struggling. Their decision to step back from DMs to avoid harm to themselves and others — “hey guys i wont be responding to most dms anymore to prioritize my own and ur guys safety. i dont want to be friends with most people on this app. i don’t want any encouraging of sh or ed to happen whether thats the intention or not.” — shows protective loyalty to their community. They repeatedly center the impact on others when talking about suicidality, saying they “genuinely wouldve ended my shit by now if i didn’t constantly think about other people”, which is very Hufflepuff in its self-sacrificing concern. Their anger at predatory behavior toward minors — “in my opinion its weird and predatory to combine nsfw with edtwt or shtwt because majority of people in these communities are MINORS!!” and “im sorry you’re so porn brained you think its weird a minor doesn’t want to see nsfw content.” — reveals a strong fairness and protectiveness. Even when hurt by others, they value a small circle of genuine connection, saying “im a firm believer in not having many friends but only having a few good ones”, which aligns with Hufflepuff’s emphasis on close, loyal bonds over popularity.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is Nobody by Mitski. They explicitly reference listening to Mitski in the psych ward — “i remember in the mental hospital ppl said they like mitski so i played abbey and they were weirded out 😭” — showing they already identify with her music and its context of mental health struggles. The song’s themes of intense loneliness and feeling unwanted mirror tweets like “I literally have no one else” and “who loves me and wants me to live”. Its self-loathing and body-unease undertones resonate with posts such as “I wish i had small boobs” and “my psychiatrist changed my bulimia diagnosis to anorexia🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳”. Finally, the push-pull between wanting connection and feeling hurt by others matches tweets like “idk. its just crazy how i try to be kind and spread positivity but i get attacked, called names, or get treated like im stupid.” and “honestly i never expected other people within shedtwt would insult me but here we are”.

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