Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Shows insight into her own feelings, like nostalgia and indecision, e.g. reflecting on missing even last year in “é normal sentir uma nostalgia e saudade enorme...do ano passado?(2022); isso nem faz tanto tempo¿”.
- Creative: Expresses creativity through music, coding, and game ideas, such as planning a pixelated/chiptune game in “pensando em fazer um jogo bobo pixelado/8bits com referência a crystal castles/chiptune”.
- Supportive: Offers emotional support to others, e.g. advising that loving people help with intrusive thoughts in “eu acho que o que realmente limpa seus pensamentos perturbadores são pessoas que te amam em seu redor. espero ter ajudado gatinho boa noite”.
- Independent: Embraces non-mainstream tastes and misandrist/alt-girl identity, like criticizing cultural products in “acho que t.swift é um dos produtos mais genéricos que a indústria cultural já conseguiu produzir....”.
- Technically-minded: Shows strong interest in tech and learning, e.g. converting a task manager to C++ in “convertendo a taskmanager de C# .NET pra C++. até agr tudo tranquilo...” and making an x86 OS in “desempregadas fazendo um sistema operacinal x86/32bits usando compilador cruzado na arquitetura i686 elf com kernel C++ em plena terça feira...”.
Weaknesses:
- Indecisive: Directly mentions difficulty making decisions and fear of regret when spending money in “sempre que eu tenho $$ tenho medo de comprar qualquer coisa e me arrpender/sentir culpa, mesmo que me faça feliz. acho que nao consigo tomar decisões :<”.
- Cynical: Expresses strong distrust toward systems and people, e.g. mocking capitalism and nepotism in “ai vc tem todos requisitos para exercer certa profissão mas capitalism says: nepotismo, corporativosmo, linkedin.”.
- Socially-withdrawn: Identifies with existing mostly online as a defense mechanism in “só quem é desilusional e existe só na internet como mecanismo de defesa vai entender....”.
- Self-isolating: Frames herself as a ‘creature not accepted in heaven or hell’ and as ‘desilusional’, hinting at low belonging, e.g. “a criatura que não foi aceita nem no ceu nem no inferno..”.
- Harshly-judgmental: Speaks very dismissively about others’ appearances/behaviors, like calling someone’s look ‘ridiculous’ in “mds q bizarro pq ela faz esse asian fisging todo ngc ridiculo....” and mocking ‘fake weird bitches’ in “how fake weird bitches look when you stop masking.....”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, politically and culturally opinionated, and clearly a bit out of step with mainstream norms. Like Lisa, she’s critical of capitalism and cultural homogenization, as seen in tweets like “ai vc tem todos requisitos para exercer certa profissão mas capitalism says: nepotismo, corporativosmo, linkedin.” and “'no comunismo as pessoas seriam todas iguais, sem personalidade própria.' capitalismo:”. She combines nerdy/technical interests with artsy tastes—coding a kernel and a task manager (“desempregadas fazendo um sistema operacinal x86/32bits…”, “convertendo a taskmanager de C# .NET pra C++. até agr tudo tranquilo...”) while obsessing over music like Stereolab and shoegaze (“listening to stereolab..♫₊ ♪ *♬‧₊‹𝟹”, “bilinda butcher come save me”). There’s also a strong sense of feeling out of place socially and using the internet as a coping mechanism, very Lisa-coded: “só quem é desilusional e existe só na internet como mecanismo de defesa vai entender....”. Finally, her moral/emotional reflections—like “eu acho que o que realmente limpa seus pensamentos perturbadores são pessoas que te amam em seu redor. espero ter ajudado gatinho boa noite”—echo Lisa’s tendency to mix melancholy with genuine empathy and thoughtfulness.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as strongly introverted: their focus is on solitary, online, and inner-world activities rather than big social scenes, e.g. talking about being "desilusional" and existing only online as a defense mechanism in “só quem é desilusional e existe só na internet como mecanismo de defesa vai entender....” and joking about stalking on an old Macintosh in “realmente é meio difícil stalkear alguém num macintosh de 40 anos atras piscando uma tela vermelha”. They show clear intuition (N) in their love of abstraction, aesthetics, and concepts—like musing about capitalism and identity in “'no comunismo as pessoas seriam todas iguais, sem personalidade própria.' capitalismo:”, and fantasizing about a pixel-art 8‑bit game referencing chiptune in “pensando em fazer um jogo bobo pixelado/8bits com referência a crystal castles/chiptune”. Their tone is heavily feeling (F): they talk openly about sensory overload and empathy in “a agonia sensorial que eu sentiria se tivesse issomDS me daria vontade de arranca minha própria pele”, nostalgia and sadness in “é normal sentir uma nostalgia e saudade enorme...do ano passado?(2022)”, and emotional support for others in “eu acho que o que realmente limpa seus pensamentos perturbadores são pessoas que te amam em seu redor. espero ter ajudado gatinho boa noite”. Their lifestyle and tweets point toward perceiving (P): they describe indecision and difficulty making purchases in “sempre que eu tenho $$ tenho medo de comprar qualquer coisa e me arrpender/sentir culpa, mesmo que me faça feliz. acho que nao consigo tomar decisões :<”, joke about being unemployed while casually writing an OS in “desempregadas fazendo um sistema operacinal x86/32bits...”, and generally come across as spontaneous, exploratory, and unstructured. Altogether, a dreamy, values-driven, introspective, online-centric life with artistic interests and emotional depth fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here converting a C# .NET task manager to C++ and building an x86 OS on a Tuesday… can I apply to be the useless background process that just keeps you company?
- You said the synth is the best friend of neurodivergent people, but have you considered upgrading your setup to ‘synth + 1 tall lesbian girlfriend who brings snacks and Stereolab playlists’?
- You, 184cm, black hair, listening to Stereolab in a cloudy Tuesday afternoon… I don’t need Taylor Swift, that’s already my favorite cultural product.
- Every time you tweet about misandry aceleracionista I feel strangely safe, like: ‘okay, she won’t like men, but maybe she could like… me?’
- You said you’re thinking of making a little 8-bit game with Crystal Castles vibes—plot twist: first level is just me trying to gather the courage to ask you out while dodging capitalism, LinkedIn, and fake-weird people.
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Tall lesbian coder building x86 dreams, synth loops & misandry memes. Once spent a Tuesday writing a kernel instead of writing a résumé.– @angelsdiie
Your signature cocktail
Misandria Neetzinha Sour
This cocktail is tall, a bit underweight on sugar, and wired on nerd energy, just like her bio: “desempregadas fazendo um sistema operacinal x86/32bits usando compilador cruzado na arquitetura i686 elf com kernel C++ em plena terça feira...🤦🏻♀️” (tweet). The yerba‑mate‑infused gin and tonic nod to her late‑night, slightly unhinged coder vibe and the way she lives online as a defense mechanism: “só quem é desilusional e existe só na internet como mecanismo de defesa vai entender....” (tweet). Chamomile, lavender, and vanilla bring a soft, dreamy layer for the moody, nostalgic side that misses even last year: “é normal sentir uma nostalgia e saudade enorme...do ano passado?(2022); isso nem faz tanto tempo¿” (tweet). The saline dash keeps it slightly bitter and realistic, echoing her misandry/anti‑capitalist edge: “ai vc tem todos requisitos para exercer certa profissão mas capitalism says: nepotismo, corporativosmo, linkedin.” (tweet) and “misandria aceleracionista” (tweet). Overall it’s experimental but minimalistic, like preferring notebooks and DIY aesthetics over flashy consumerism: “é por isso q eu gosto de notebook...minimalismo/simplicidade é tudo.” (tweet).
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their tweets show a strong mix of intellectual curiosity, tech/creative focus, and introspective analysis that aligns most closely with Ravenclaw. They casually talk about fairly advanced technical hobbies like “convertendo a taskmanager de C# .NET pra C++. até agr tudo tranquilo...” and “desempregadas fazendo um sistema operacinal x86/32bits usando compilador cruzado na arquitetura i686 elf com kernel C++ em plena terça feira...”, which suggests they enjoy complex problem‑solving for its own sake. There’s also creative, slightly niche cultural taste and reference‑making in tweets like “pensando em fazer um jogo bobo pixelado/8bits com referência a crystal castles/chiptune” and their enthusiasm for Stereolab in “esse farfisa/moog tocando altíssimo do nada + guitarra cheia de krautrock eu amo voces @stereolabgroop come to brazil again!!!! <3”, which points to an aesthetic and intellectual engagement with art. They are self‑analytical and reflective about their feelings and decision‑making, as in “sempre que eu tenho $$ tenho medo de comprar qualquer coisa e me arrpender/sentir culpa, mesmo que me faça feliz. acho que nao consigo tomar decisões :<” and the nostalgic introspection of “é normal sentir uma nostalgia e saudade enorme...do ano passado?(2022); isso nem faz tanto tempo¿”. While there is some kindness and political edge that could point to Hufflepuff or Slytherin (e.g. “eu acho que o que realmente limpa seus pensamentos perturbadores são pessoas que te amam em seu redor. espero ter ajudado gatinho boa noite” and “misandria aceleracionista”), the dominant traits are intellectualism, niche interests, and creative/technical projects, which are classic Ravenclaw characteristics.
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Your song
Teen Age Riot - Sonic Youth
A well-suited anthem for @angelsdiie is “Teen Age Riot” by Sonic Youth, blending noisy guitars, art-school sensibility, and low-key anti-establishment vibes. They directly reference Sonic Youth’s sound in “com calma e jeito vc chega em qualquer afinação do sonic youth...”, showing a clear affinity for that specific noisy, detuned aesthetic. Their love of indie/alt acts like Stereolab in “esse farfisa/moog tocando altíssimo do nada + guitarra cheia de krautrock eu amo voces @stereolabgroop come to brazil again!!!! <3” puts them firmly in the same sonic universe of experimental, guitar-driven music that Teen Age Riot represents. The song’s mood of disillusioned youthful revolt and daydreamy escapism fits tweets like “ai vc tem todos requisitos para exercer certa profissão mas capitalism says: nepotismo, corporativosmo, linkedin.” and “só quem é desilusional e existe só na internet como mecanismo de defesa vai entender....”. Its mix of noise, idealism, and weird-girl cool mirrors her tall, artsy, slightly misanthropic self-presentation in “sobre mim: raça: branca ... sexualidade: lesmica ... altura: 184cm ...” and “misandria” jokes like “dando tudo certo...num futuro não muito distante sera 'misandria I'”.
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