Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally aware: Open about mood swings and mental health, e.g. “que semana de tpm diabólica, fiquei depressiva só pq meus hormônios se alteraram” and “nao sei se é ansiedade social, depressao ou autismo”.
- Ambitious student: Shows strong drive to pass exams and enter university, like “eu vou fazer LOUCURAS esse ano pra ser aprovada vcs verao” and concern about “passar no vestibular”.
- Affectionate partner: Expresses love and pride in her relationship, e.g. “meu namorado eh uma delicia” and enjoying singing with him in “amo fato de namorar uma pessoa genuinamente legal…”.
- Family oriented: Cares about family, proud of her cousin and thinking about future kids, like “meu primo passou na federal mds to mt orgulhosa por ele” and “as vezes só quero ter filhos pra me dar o prazer de ver uma criança tendo o que eu não tive”.
- Ethically sensitive: Gets upset at injustice and disrespect, e.g. condemning crime in “nojento fudido, espero que ele pague por tudo que fez” and criticizing insensitive comments in “nojento esses comentários ein...”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-criticism: Talks harshly about herself, like “eu sou tao jumenta que descobri hoje que espumante é um tipo de vinho” and feeling “foda que apesar de tudo eu ainda sou uma pessoa insegura”.
- Harsh judgment: Uses strong negative labels for others, e.g. “vcs arrumam homem merda ai depois ficam nessa kkkk” and calling ex-classmate “totalmente jumenta”.
- Emotional volatility: Frequent mood swings and intense reactions, like “que começo de ano péssimo”, “dia ruim da porra”, and needing “resquícios de serotonina” in this tweet.
- Rancor holding: Acknowledges holding grudges in “no fundo eu sou rancorosa msm”, suggesting difficulty letting go of negative feelings.
- Body insecurity: Feels very uncomfortable with her appearance, e.g. “eu simplesmente saí HORRÍVEL na foto da confraternização, com uma cara de retardada” and fear of bullying over her photo in this tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: a smart, introspective girl who feels out of place, overthinks adulthood, and cares a lot about values and the future. Like Lisa, she’s anxious about growing up and higher education, worrying if she’ll pass exams and dreaming of a good university, as seen in “será que eu vou ser capaz de passar no vestibular mds” and “a vdd é que eu queria fazer jornalismo mesmo, só que em uma universidade MUITO boa”. She shows emotional depth and self-awareness about mental health in tweets like “que semana de tpm diabólica, fiquei depressiva só pq meus hormônios se alteraram” and “nao sei se é ansiedade social, depressao ou autismo”, which echoes Lisa’s frequent struggles with mood and identity. There’s also a strong ethical streak: she reacts with indignation to cruelty and injustice, such as “nojento esses comentários ein... o caso ja é péssimo e os comentários só pioram.” and “nojento fudido, espero que ele pague por tudo que fez assassino imundo”, much like Lisa’s moral outrage. Finally, she has niche, slightly nerdy interests—tarot, anime, books like Normal People (“definitivamente pessoas normais é meu livro favorito”) and even joking about ouija boards in “eu achava tabuleiro oiuja o máximo quando era criança”—which fits Lisa’s bookish, alternative, slightly off-mainstream vibe.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they often talk about insecurity, low energy and wanting to be "normal," e.g. “foda que apesar de tudo eu ainda sou uma pessoa insegura” and “nao sei se é ansiedade social, depressao ou autismo”, and their social life revolves a lot around a small circle (boyfriend, cousin, a few friends) rather than big groups. They lean strongly toward intuition (N): they often reflect on life transitions and dreams instead of just reporting facts, like “me pega muito desprevenida o fato de que to entrando na vida adulta”, “a vdd é que eu queria fazer jornalismo mesmo, só que em uma universidade MUITO boa”, and the bio “더는 남의 꿈에 갇혀 살지 마.” (don’t live trapped in other people’s dreams). Their style is clearly feeling (F) over thinking: they react from values and empathy, getting outraged at cruelty or injustice, e.g. “nojento fudido, espero que ele pague por tudo que fez... abalou uma família e amigos que amavam o Nuel” and “galera ta com a mente tao perturbada que tao resumindo isso a beleza do nuel e nao no fato cruel”; they also focus on relationships, affection and wanting to be cared for, as in “queria ser dengada” and “amo fato de namorar uma pessoa genuinamente legal”. On the J–P axis, they show P‑style flexibility and self‑description as messy and late rather than structured: they joke about chaotic hormone-driven moods “que semana de tpm diabólica”, impulsive plans to do “LOUCURAS” to pass the exam “eu vou fazer LOUCURAS esse ano pra ser aprovada vcs verao”, and learning to drive with a "have faith and see" approach “aprender a dirigir/pilotar e nao matar ninguém nesse processo tenho fé” rather than laying out detailed plans. Putting this together—private, idealistic, value-driven, emotionally expressive, and somewhat spontaneous—matches INFP better than the neighboring types (ISFP, INFJ, ENFP).
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can get 83.8% on a perfect circle, imagine our compatibility score when we’re both in the ‘tribunal das minúsculas causas’ defending our right to eat iphome pizza together.
- You said you wanted Direito but journalism in a REALLY good uni… good thing flirting with you lets me practice argumentation AND creative writing at the same time.
- You’re out here pulling tarot, sensing when every guy is unfaithful, overthinking La Isla Bonita with Euilson, and still wondering if you’ll pass the vestibular—honestly, I’d already approve you in every exam of my life.
- Your mom ‘não acredita que pari dois otakus’, you love Roy Mustang, and you’re sick over Longshot… if you ever need another nerd to sing anime openings with you while we question life like in ‘Pessoas Normais’, I’m available.
- You don’t want to live trapped in someone else’s dream, you’re planning driving lessons and a federal uni, and you still find time to be a rancorosa romantic who wants a curly‑haired baby—can I be the passenger princess in that future instead of just another season 3 character in your season 6?
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Future law or journalism grad, tarot on the side. Once learned at New Year’s that sparkling wine is just wine and it changed absolutely nothing. 🇧🇷– @angelsknockk
Your signature cocktail
Hey Ladys, Hey Fellas Sour
This cocktail mixes a chaotic, extroverted vibe with secret softness, just like them yelling “HEY LADYS, HEY FELLAS” while still craving affection and calm inside (“HEY LADYS, HEY FELLAS”, “queria ser dengada”). The cachaça infused with chamomile mirrors a Brazilian soul trying to stay gentle and grounded through hormonal storms and adulting anxiety (“que semana de tpm diabólica”, “me pega muito desprevenida o fato de que to entrando na vida adulta”). Sparkling rosé brings the celebratory, romantic side of someone who dreams of babies with curly hair and sings La Isla Bonita with their genuinely sweet boyfriend (“amo fato de namorar uma pessoa genuinamente legal… la isla bonita”, “quero muito ter uma meninha com meu rostinho e os cabelos cacheadinhos igual o dele 😭”). The passion fruit pulp is that mix of anxiety and intensity, the same energy of obsessing over vestibular, careers, and not wanting to stay stuck cleaning a house forever (“será que eu vou ser capaz de passar no vestibular mds”, “quanto mais eu cuido da casa, mais eu percebo que nao é isso que quero me submeter pro resto da vida”). A dash of bitters honors their rancor and sharp tongue toward unfairness, from dragging bolsonaristas to calling out people romanticizing addicts or commenting crudely on tragedies (“no fundo eu sou rancorosa msm”, “nojento esses comentários ein... o caso ja é péssimo e os comentários só pioram.”). Finally, the cotton candy foam on top represents the dreamy, slightly dramatic girl who loves tarot, anime, and little romantic delusions, insisting on not living trapped in someone else’s dream anymore (“sim, e olha que uso tarot”, “더는 남의 꿈에 갇혀 살지 마.”).
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user consistently shows strong loyalty and attachment to the people close to her, a core Hufflepuff trait. She beams with pride over her cousin’s success in university, writing that “meu primo passou na federal mds to mt orgulhosa por ele 😭😭😭😭😭”, and talks tenderly about her boyfriend, saying “amo fato de namorar uma pessoa genuinamente legal, eu e euilson estávamos cantando la isla bonita em conjunto super animados” and “meu namorado eh uma delicia”. She also dreams about caring for future children so they have more than she did, admitting “as vezes só quero ter filhos pra me dar o prazer de ver uma criança tendo o que eu não tive”, which shows a nurturing, sacrificial mindset. Her desire to work hard and improve her situation appears in tweets like “eu vou fazer LOUCURAS esse ano pra ser aprovada vcs verao” and worries about exams in “será que eu vou ser capaz de passar no vestibular mds”. Even when joking about relationships, she emphasizes fairness and self‑respect, as in “prefiro morrer solteira do que me envolver com alguem que tenha filhos sendo que sou novíssima”, which fits Hufflepuff’s grounded, values-based approach more than Slytherin ambition or Gryffindor flashiness. Overall, her warmth, loyalty to loved ones, and earnest work ethic align most strongly with Hufflepuff.
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Brutal - Olivia Rodrigo
A song that best fits them is Brutal by Olivia Rodrigo, which captures the chaos of late adolescence, insecurity, and the pressure to have life figured out. They are anxious about their future and adult life, wondering “será que eu vou ser capaz de passar no vestibular mds” and admitting “me pega muito desprevenida o fato de que to entrando na vida adulta”, just like the song’s "I’m so sick of 17" vibe. Their mood swings and mental health struggles—“que semana de tpm diabólica, fiquei depressiva só pq meus hormônios se alteraram”, “nao sei se é ansiedade social, depressao ou autismo”, and “queria ser normal”—mirror the song’s frustrated, self-critical tone. At the same time, they’re sarcastic, dramatic, and self-aware, calling themselves "jumenta" in “eu sou tao jumenta que descobri hoje ... que espumante é um tipo de vinho” and joking about bad photos in “eu simplesmente saí HORRÍVEL na foto da confraternização”, much like the song’s dark humor. And despite everything, they still fight for their dreams—“eu vou fazer LOUCURAS esse ano pra ser aprovada vcs verao”—which fits the restless, striving energy at the core of Brutal.
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