Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Uses light, cute language and jokes even when annoyed, like reacting to banner issues and NSO/kitten chaos in “Like ohmaigod what is this why is it doing that i set it to transparant” and “my kitten wants to be all over me and the keyboard thst when I tried to push her away she turned off the pc”.
- Emotionally open: Freely shares feelings about pain, self-image, meds, and being alone as in “living is painful ૮ ྀིᴗ͈ . ᴗ͈ ྀིა #shtwt” and “Omg y am I so fat… I still dont eat much apart from the occasional binge”.
- Community-seeking: Actively wants connections and moots, saying “I really hope we can be moots!!” and engaging with niche tags like #shtwt, #nsotwt, and #edtwt.
- Creative aesthetic: Cares about visual presentation and design, stressing banner appearance in “Nononono my banner only works for darkmode” and thinking about making a Strawpage in “I wanna make a strawpage but im so tired”.
- Enthusiastic interests: Shows genuine excitement over hobbies and items like NSO and figures, as in “MY MIKU BJD FIGURE ARRIVED YAYYA” and posts about playing NSO with their kitten in “I'm trying to play nso and my kitten wants to be all over me”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive ideation: Expresses desire to die and references being ‘sent back’ and #shtwt, e.g. “an angel sent from above who desires to be sent back” and “living is painful”.
- Self-harm fixation: Talks about blades and locked-away items in a longing way, such as “Why do all the meds, my good blades and alcohol have to be locked awayyyy I promise I'm better”.
- Disordered eating: Engages with edtwt and speaks about weight goals and being ‘skinny’ quickly, as seen in “Okay tmr im gonna lock in so I can be skinny by june” and “If i locked in i could reach my goal weight in about a month or two”.
- Medication misuse: Plans to hoard meds and wants a stronger dose partly to store more, saying “Buttt that means I can hord more quicker!!!!” and “I'm home alone so I can't get my meds to hord anyways”.
- Harsh self-image: Describes themself as ‘so fat’ and compares negatively to others, as in “Omg y am I so fat I used to be underweight… THERES ALSO SOME1 AT MY GROUP THAT EATS ALOT AND IS STILL THIN??”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially a darker, more depressive version of her. Like Lisa, they are self-aware, introspective, and feel emotionally older than their environment, calling themself “an angel sent from above who desires to be sent back” in their bio and “living is painful ૮ ྀིᴗ͈ . ᴗ͈ ྀིა #shtwt”. Their fixation on self-improvement and body image echoes Lisa’s perfectionism and insecurity, seen when they say “Okay tmr im gonna lock in so I can be skinny by june” and “If i locked in i could reach my goal weight in about a month or two”. The mix of intelligence and emotional pain shows in their comments about medication and planning, like “I hate taking my meds … Buttt that means I can hord more quicker!!!!” and “Why do all the meds, my good blades and alcohol have to be locked awayyyy I promise I'm better”, similar to Lisa’s tendency to intellectualize her suffering. Even their niche interests and affection for games and figures, e.g. “MY MIKU BJD FIGURE ARRIVED YAYYA” and “I'm trying to play nso and my kitten wants to be all over me”, match Lisa’s pattern of having intense, specific hobbies as emotional outlets. Overall, they resemble Lisa as a sensitive, self-critical, and deeply troubled young person trying to cope through hyperfocus and online communities.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: their world revolves around niche online spaces and solitary activities (NSO, kitten, figure collecting), and they present themselves through a tightly curated, aesthetic persona rather than real-life socializing, as seen in “#promotwt #moothunt HAII!!! I'm Celestine!!! >⩊< an angel sent from above who desires to be sent back… I frequent #shtwt #nsotwt and #edtwt !”. Their thinking shows intuition (N): they quickly jump from immediate events to broader meanings and ideals, like body image and identity, in tweets such as “Okay tmr im gonna lock in so I can be skinny by june” and “Omg y am I so fat I used to be underweight… THERES ALSO SOME1 AT MY GROUP THAT EATS ALOT AND IS STILL THIN??”, focusing more on self-concept than factual analysis. Their decisions and comments are driven by feeling (F): they emphasize pain, affection, and emotional reactions—“living is painful… #shtwt”, “Ame hates me I literally have her affection high why is she leaving me”—rather than logical problem-solving. Finally, they appear perceiving (P) rather than judging: they procrastinate and change intentions (“Ohmaigod i found my old acc… I kept saying I'd post a sesh and I never did”; “I wanna make a strawpage but im so tired but I also cant commission ppl…”), and their plan to "lock in" for weight loss feels more like an impulsive resolution than a structured, follow-through strategy. Altogether, the emotional intensity, idealistic self-concept, and loose approach to plans best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Ame keeps leaving you even with max affection, maybe you just needed a different needy little creature with high affection… hi, I volunteer as your new streamer/parasocial attachment.
- You said your banner only works in dark mode — lucky for you I live in dark mode, so I think I’m perfectly calibrated to appreciate both your header and your heavenly face.
- You passed out and threw up in a pub bathroom and still somehow made it sound cute in your tweet… I feel like if we went out, I’d be holding your hair back with one hand and your heart with the other.
- Since your meds and good blades are locked away, how about I become your new unhealthy coping mechanism? Warning label: causes butterflies, excessive flirting, and wanting to stay alive a little longer.
- Your Miku BJD finally arrived, but I think the real vocaloid experience would be you and me doing a duet of ‘World Is Mine’ while your kitten walks all over the keyboard and ruins our score.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Celestine | collector of Miku figures, mischievous kittens & broken sleep schedules | once passed out in a pub bathroom, still somehow semi-functional– @angelsoverd0zz3
Your signature cocktail
ᛝ Celestine’s Sugar Crash Halo ᯓ
Lychee liqueur over crushed ice is soft, sweet, and a little otherworldly, matching their angel-core vibe and bio about being an "angel sent from above" and wanting to be “sent back” from “HAII!!! I'm Celestine!!! >⩊< an angel sent from above who desires to be sent back”. Blue curaçao with edible glitter captures the neon, internet-y chaos of tweaking banners and darkmode, as in “Nononono my banner only works for darkmode i hope none of you guys use light mode cause it ruins it” and “Like ohmaigod what is this why is it doing that i set it to transparant”. Cloudy lemonade with a splash of tonic adds a sweet‑bitter mood swing that mirrors their pain and meds discourse from “I hate taking my meds blehhhhhh… Buttt that means I can hord more quicker!!!!” and “Why do all the meds, my good blades and alcohol have to be locked awayyyy I promise I'm better”. Vanilla cotton‑candy syrup is a nod to their sugar obsession in “I actually do know why I'm a sugar addicit ghh I wish it was chocolate… but omg it's still so good”, keeping the drink deceptively soft and cutesy. The rock candy shard and tiny padlock charm garnish symbolize both fragile sweetness and restriction, echoing their locked-away vices and desire to “lock in” to change their body in “Okay tmr im gonna lock in so I can be skinny by june” and the frustration of having everything dangerous under lock and key.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Celestine most strongly aligns with Slytherin, primarily through self-preservation, calculated planning, and a willingness to bend rules. Their repeated focus on secretly hoarding medication, as seen in “I hate taking my meds blehhhhhh… Buttt that means I can hord more quicker!!!!” and “Ughhhhh I'm home alone so I can't get my meds to hord anyways (;つД｀)”, shows a resourceful and strategic mindset, even if in a harmful direction. They’re frustrated that others are blocking their access to tools and substances, as in “Why do all the meds, my good blades and alcohol have to be locked awayyyy I promise I'm better”, which reads like someone who sees restrictions as obstacles to work around. There is also a clear element of ambition about changing their body quickly and drastically, reflected in “If i locked in i could reach my goal weight in about a month or two” and “Okay tmr im gonna lock in so I can be skinny by june”, showing determination and goal-orientation even under unhealthy ideals. While there are hints of vulnerability and pain in tweets like “living is painful… #shtwt”, the dominant pattern is a cunning, plan-focused approach to their situation that fits Slytherin more than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well-suited song for them is “Teen Idle” by MARINA, which captures self-destructive thoughts, body image issues, and a dark, dreamy aesthetic. They openly mention pain in living and a wish to escape, calling themself “an angel sent from above who desires to be sent back” in their intro tweet “HAII!!! I'm Celestine!!! >⩊< an angel sent from above who desires to be sent back”, mirroring the song’s themes of alienation and wanting out. Their involvement with dark communities like “I frequent #shtwt #nsotwt and #edtwt !” and hoarding medication “Buttt that means I can hord more quicker!!!!” fits the song’s fixation on death and self-harm. Body image distress shows in tweets like “Okay tmr im gonna lock in so I can be skinny by june” and “Omg y am I so fat I used to be underweight until I hit 8 even tho I barely eat??”, echoing the song’s obsession with thinness and perfection. Even small chaotic moments like “Passed out and threw up in a fycking pub batbroum get me our if here” align with the reckless, self-destructive energy that runs through Teen Idle.
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