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Your Simpsons character
They read as a hyper-verbal, overthinking media nerd with strong ethics and a flair for melodrama, which aligns most with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they mix serious political and social commentary with niche fandom analysis, e.g. calling out colorism and nationalism in “me when I’m a self hating colorist…” and joking that “one day pakistan will be dragged to the hague” in this tweet. They’re intensely analytical about Interview With the Vampire, insisting on correct genre and character readings in threads like “iwtv the show is not a gothic horror it’s a gothic ROMNCE let’s get the genre right first…”, very Lisa-coded "actually" energy. There’s also that earnest concern for abuse narratives and victimhood, visible in tweets like “let us not forgot those children were escaping a abusive home…” and “hello and welcome to the armand rape victim support group…”, which matches Lisa’s moral seriousness. At the same time, they’re dramatic, wordy, and self-awarely extra—see “THIS WAS THE DESI CENTURY OF GLORY….pussies popped so severely…” and “all because of the generous beautiful heart i posses. i am literally so so so kind”—capturing Lisa’s combination of righteousness, theatricality, and nerdy passion.

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They read as an Extrovert (E): they clearly enjoy public discourse, conflict, and being perceived, e.g. joking about having stalkers and haters watching their every move: “so excited to have my own persona stalker…will they page stalk me today? (probably)” and “oomfchella is happening in a little over 24 hours i can’t wait for more ppl to tell me im too loud”. They’re strongly Intuitive (N): they constantly analyze themes, implications, and meta rather than just surface events, like unpacking genre and morality in IWTV with lines such as “iwtv the show is not a gothic horror it’s a gothic ROMNCE let’s get the genre right first if u wanna be taken seriously” and theorizing about fandom scandals and long-term dynamics: “i think in about 2 years iwtv fandom will have a exposé so big so earth shattering…”. They come off as Thinking (T)-dominant despite being emotionally expressive, because their arguments rely heavily on internal logic, consistency, and calling out fallacies—e.g. “calling a vampire courting a human predatory IS ascribing human morality to them so WHAT even is ur point here😭?” and “any ‘analysis’ that ignores the very obvious fact that louis thought lestat genuinely did come to kill them…is just sad”. Their style is highly Perceiving (P): spontaneous, tangent-prone, and improvisational, with explosive keyboard smash reactions like “KKFJCJFJFICBFINDIDBDIDBDDIHDIDHDJDBDJDBDIFNFKFNFIFFIFNFJFJFJFJFF”, rapid topic shifts between politics, music, and fandom, and little indication of pre-planned, orderly posting. The overall pattern—argumentative, theory-loving, contrarian, thriving on debate and reframing narratives—fits ENTP best, especially given how they relish dismantling other people’s takes and playing with provocative ideas: “one of the funniest things…was seeing ppl be like ‘oh i can’t wait to do abuse apologia for magnus’ and the lescels in question are writing a thesis abt how uncomfortable it is…”.

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Media grad in my 20s yelling about vampires, South/Central Asia & fandom lore. Once typo’d Mara Lepere as “leprechaun” & it ruined my whole day.– @angelsputinhell

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This drink hits hard and loud on purpose, like their capslock key and feral keysmashes, e.g. “HVHGDTDFHJKOKNVGDSDIVKVKVOGIGJVKVKGDUSYYECVNKIJVJCGDDWDGFBKKJVJVBLBLBLOHOBOBKVKK”, so it needs overproof dark rum as the chaotic base. Hibiscus-rose syrup brings deep red drama and romanticism for their gothic vampire obsession and love for the icon, as in “THEEEEE vampire cuntress of all time btw everyone loves her…”. Fresh lime juice cuts through with acidity, mirroring their sharp, analytical callouts like “let’s go to our local community collage debate club and develop those skills♥️”. Sparkling lychee soda adds a sweet, playful, slightly flamboyant fizz that matches tweets like “all because of the generous beautiful heart i posses. i am literally so so so kind”. Finally, a dash of chili bitters reflects their revolutionary, politically spiky humor in lines such as “since i’m dictating the opinions of this fandom bottom lestat is the only way to write lestat from now on and if this metric is failed to be met my bolshevik soldiers will drag ur loved ones to the gulag”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Slytherin traits: ambition, ruthlessness in fandom politics, and comfort with power language. They repeatedly frame themselves as an influential force in the fandom, e.g. joking that they are “dictating the opinions of this fandom” and threatening that if writers don’t comply with their preferred characterisation, “my bolshevik soldiers will drag ur loved ones to the gulag” “since i’m dictating the opinions of this fandom bottom lestat is the only way to write lestat from now on and if this metric is failed to be met my bolshevik soldiers will drag ur loved ones to the gulag”. They are strategic and combative about discourse, mocking opponents’ arguments and telling them to improve their skills, as in “let’s go to our local community collage debate club and develop those skills♥️” and systematically dismantling readings they see as wrong in long mini-essays about genre and character motivation “iwtv the show is not a gothic horror it’s a gothic ROMNCE let’s get the genre right first if u wanna be taken seriously”. They’re also very aware of social dynamics and grudges, talking about having their “own personal stalker” with a kind of gleeful self-mythologizing “i can’t believe i have my own personal stalker mama i made it” and jokingly threatening someone by deducing details from a photo, “oh u just doxxed yourself…im under ur bed” “account based in canada and that specific broth color + table…oh u just doxxed yourself…im under ur bed”. While they clearly care about abuse narratives and fandom ethics, the way they express that is sharp, cutting, and often framed as winning or exposing others, which aligns more with Slytherin’s ambitious, confrontational edge than Gryffindor’s straightforward heroism or Hufflepuff’s gentleness. Their mix of intense loyalty to their faves, willingness to go for the jugular in arguments, and playful embrace of power and menace makes Slytherin the best fit.

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A well-known K‑pop track that fits them is “Villain” by Stella Jang, because it’s all about being self-aware, dramatic, a little unhinged, and leaning into being the perceived bad guy online. They constantly frame themselves as the chaotic ringmaster of discourse, e.g. “since i’m dictating the opinions of this fandom bottom lestat is the only way to write lestat from now on and if this metric is failed to be met my bolshevik soldiers will drag ur loved ones to the gulag” and “so excited to have my own persona stalker…will they page stalk me today? (probably) will they bookmark my tweets? (probably)”. The song’s theme of owning your so-called villainy instead of trying to appear pure matches how they relish being loud and controversial in fandom spaces, like “oomfchella is happening in a little over 24 hours i can’t wait for more ppl to tell me im too loud”. Their mix of genuine critical thought and gleeful mess also mirrors the song’s playful yet biting tone, seen when they both defend nuanced readings and drag bad faith takes, as in “they think understanding and discussing the motivations behind a character’s actions means sanitizing them”. Overall, “Villain” captures a bold, self-dramatizing, hyper-online persona who knows they’re polarizing and enjoys it.

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