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Sideshow Bob is the Simpsons character who best matches Edward — cultivated, literary, theatrical and a little sinister — famous for quoting literature and staging dramatic acts, which maps onto Edward's Spenglerian citations and stagey mermaid‑priest fantasies. Both wield culture as a weapon and a performance, preferring highbrow references and elaborate rhetoric to small talk.

Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ fits Edward because his tweets display long‑range theoretical framing, strategic cultural thinking and a private, cerebral voice. Introversion shows in scholarly, essayistic posts rather than warm social banter (DPhil candidate bio and low follower count); Intuition appears in sweeping claims like 'Whatever you vote for, you will get Liberal Democracy.' and patterns drawn from Spengler and Nietzsche; Thinking is evident in his critical dissections of institutions ('the BBC have effectively lost out on remaining the centre of media authority'); Judging in his preference for ordered doctrines and prescriptions (the 37th article endorsements and prescriptive commentary on Englishness). These traits together look very INTJ.

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Edward McLaren — DPhil candidate (LMH), cultural historian by training, 'pseudo‑scientist' by inclination. Writing a novel about our age; I collect awkward truths, gothic jokes and bad takes on good paintings. London.– @Anglican_Gonzo

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The 'Mermaid Parish' marries English ecclesiastical oddness and briny, northern European intellect: aquavit/gin nods to scholarly, Nordic/Anglo tastes, green Chartreuse adds herbal, monastic complexity, sea salt gives maritime melancholy for the mermaid fantasy and lemon brightens the essayistic cynicism. It captures his tweet 'Need to become a clergyman who dresses as a mermaid and keeps ten cats' — ceremonial, slightly absurd, and sharply flavoured.

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Edward fits Ravenclaw because his feed privileges intellectual synthesis, esoteric references and aesthetic curiosity: he writes of 'All Nietzsche's comments...' and 'Spengler on Mohammad and Cromwell...' which demonstrates the house's love of ideas. He prizes knowledge over popularity (DPhil candidate, art and philosophy quotations), and even his theatrical eccentricities are deployed in service of thought, not mere bravado. Ravenclaw tolerates contrarianism in pursuit of insight, which matches his style.

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The elegiac, melancholic tone of 'Mad World' reflects Edward's preoccupation with cultural decline and mortality — he posts 'Timor mortis conturbat me.' and writes dark, rueful observations about modernity ('Whatever you vote for, you will get Liberal Democracy.'). The song's bleak lucidity matches his blend of irony and sorrow.

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