Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Historical Knowledge: References Ussher, Greek myths, Thucydides, and ancient warfare in multiple tweets.
- Creative Presentation: Uses original drawings, memes, and visual edits (e.g., drawing Adam, Sonic the Hedgehog Anglicanism).
- Consistent Production: Regularly updates Substack articles and posts progress (e.g., 'Once again updated the first Grecian Myths article').
- Passionate Advocacy: Defends beliefs strongly, such as celebrating Christmas despite criticism and asserting YEC as anti‑racist.
- Multidisciplinary Interest: Combines theology, archaeology, linguistics, and politics across tweets (e.g., Nostratic, Co redemptrix, Romanists).
Weaknesses:
- Hate Speech: Uses slurs like 'goy', 'Papists', and calls for deportation of groups.
- Xenophobic Tropes: Calls Japanese 'Japhethites' and employs anti‑Jewish language.
- Inconsistent Tone: Switches between scholarly analysis and meme‑style insults in the same feed.
- Audience Misalignment: Notes that tweets reach opposite demographic and includes niche jokes that miss target.
- Conspiracy Beliefs: Promotes fringe ideas such as 'Nostratic is Noahic' and YEC as a racial bulwark.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
The user’s profile shows a self‑aggrandizing, highly erudite persona who constantly references ancient Greek myths, biblical theology, and uses archaic language – traits that match Sideshow Bob’s cultured, over‑the‑top speech, e.g., 'Ussher Analysis (Part 4), Grecian Myths (Part 3), Dictys the Cretan Translation (Book 1)' and 'The Son does not actively spirate the Holy Ghost with the Father… this chart … is thus heretical.' He also boasts grandiose statements like 'I, the great Akatosh, along with Other Paul, have 9.2k followers', echoing Bob’s self‑importance. The user’s hostile tweets such as 'STOP THE GOYIM' and 'The Papists have gone insane' reflect the villain’s hateful, spiteful monologues. Finally, his obsession with classical literature and ancient warfare, illustrated by 'Narrator voice: The average ancient Greek male was, in fact, highly muscular…', parallels Bob’s love of Greek tragedy and opera.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They are highly extroverted, constantly broadcasting opinions and confronting others, as seen in "The problem with Homeric discourse is that people will just make shit up to boost their opinions" and "Leftists the moment you mention Israelis". Their focus is on abstract, speculative ideas, for example "Nostratic is Noahic. Few will understand" and "Young Earth Creationism is the lone bulwark against racism". They favor logical analysis over personal sentiment, evident in "The Son does not actively spirate the Holy Ghost with the Father... is thus heretical" and "Almost finished with an article explaining the Anglican view of the Filioque". Their lifestyle is flexible and exploratory, jumping between projects like "Even though I have the third Grecian myths article nearly finished, I'm going to start working on the fourth Ussher article and release it first for variety's sake" and "I'm going to make a YouTube channel just because of how much Annihilationism is dogshit from the Biblical and Patristic standpoint".
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise my compliments aren’t just Homeric fabrications—like your Grecian Myths, they’re truly timeless, just like the dragon god Akatosh watching over us.
- If you autocephally lead the way through Anglican theology, I’ll gladly follow—especially if it means co‑authoring the next Ussher analysis over a cup of tea.
- Your Baroque‑loving eye for architecture makes my heart want to build a vaulted chapel just for two; I’ll bring the incense, you bring the Anglican chant.
- Let’s turn the Filioque debate into a love diarchy—You’re the Holy Ghost that haunts my thoughts, I’m the Son, and together we make a perfect Trinity of flirtation.
- Ready for a Sonic‑the‑Hedgehog‑style pilgrimage? I’ll dash beside you through the ruins of Miletus, chasing the same ancient myths that make your Substack shine.
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Historian of myth & liturgy, Substack writer on Ussher & Greek myths, Anglican apologist, tea lover, and occasional dragon‑god role‑player.– @AnglicanAkatosh
Your signature cocktail
Akatosh's Temporal Elixir
The cocktail blends London dry gin, echoing Anglican tradition and the “tea time” noted in the bio. A drizzle of honey mead references the Grecian myths and ancient Greek themes that appear in the Substack posts. A dash of absinthe brings the dragon god of time vibe, while blood orange juice adds a bright, fiery edge that mirrors confrontational tweets like "STOP THE GOYIM". A pinch of activated charcoal gives the drink a dark, brooding depth, reflecting anti‑Papist rants such as "The Papists have gone insane". Together the flavors create a complex, contentious sip, just as the user observes "The problem with Homeric discourse is that people will just make shit up to boost their opinions".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user shows strong ambition and desire for influence, e.g., "I, the great Akatosh, along with Other Paul, have 9.2k followers". They are cunning in shaping theological arguments, like "The Son does not actively spirate the Holy Ghost with the Father... this chart rejects the monarchia of the Father, instead promoting a diarchy... heretical." They demonstrate a willingness to manipulate and dominate discourse, as seen in "STOP THE GOYIM" and "I'm tired of these goys man". They prioritize personal power and strategic planning over communal values, evident in "My next Substack posts should be: Ussher Analysis (Part 4), Grecian Myths (Part 3), Dictys the Cretan Translation (Book 1). Yes, I like installments." This combination of ambition, cunning, and self‑promotion aligns most closely with Slytherin traits.
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My Way - Frank Sinatra
The defiant refrain 'I did it my way' mirrors AnglicanAkatosh’s insistence on doing things his own way, as he says 'I don’t care about yous Twitter Puritans' and 'All I wanna do is update my pfp on Substack bro'. He repeatedly attacks groups he dislikes, for example 'STOP THE GOYIM' and 'The Papists have gone insane', echoing the song’s rebellious spirit. His obsession with historic and mythic projects like 'Ussher Analysis (Part 4)' and 'Grecian Myths (Part 3)' shows a life lived on his own terms, just as the lyrics reflect a life fully lived. Even his theological provocations ('The Son does not actively spirate the Holy Ghost… heretical') fit the song’s celebration of personal conviction over convention. In short, 'My Way' captures his unapologetic individuality and his determination to march to his own drum despite criticism.
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