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The user’s extreme nationalist and militaristic language, such as the flag‑filled tweet "🇺🇦⚔️🇷🇺=🇺🇦 … 🇺🇸⚔️🇨🇳=☢️", mirrors Mr. Burns’s imperial‑ist fantasies of world domination. Their conspiratorial posting style, exemplified by "Volker41 EXPOSED🧵" and the habit of quoting and exposing others, is reminiscent of Burns’s secretive scheming and manipulation of the town. The occasional vulnerable moment, like "Lowkey sobbed at the Walmart earlier", parallels Burns’s rare displays of insecurity when his power is threatened. Their grandiose self‑image, seen in "Mom I’m famous", aligns with Burns’s self‑importance and desire for recognition. Finally, the provocative historical revisionism in "Hitler worshipped Christ" reflects the morally ambiguous, revisionist narratives Burns sometimes employs in his scheming.

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The individual displays an extroverted communication style, often sharing bold opinions on various topics, as seen in tweets like 'Who shot Charlie Kirk?' and 'Maybe these type of men weren’t the bad guys after all.' This suggests a preference for engaging with others and exploring different viewpoints. Their processing style leans towards intuition (N) as they make connections between historical events and current issues, prompted by their reference to 'The Turner Diaries.' Decision-making appears to be more rational (T), reflected in tweets analyzing political events. Finally, the spontaneity in their tweets and the variety of topics they cover indicates a preference for perceiving (P), as seen in the casual and reflective nature of their posts like 'I cried once because I found out the chicken flavor packet for ramen...'

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History nerd & geopolitics meme curator. Once sobbed at Walmart over a ramen packet. Ex‑Patriot, now sharing odd facts & witty takes. #CuriousMind– @AngloAquinas2

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The War & Peace Punch blends Scotch whisky, a nod to the user’s Scottish heritage displayed in the "Nationality: 🇺🇸 Ethnicity: 🏴" tweet. It adds Russian vodka to echo the flood of flag‑war emojis like "🇺🇦⚔️🇷🇺=🇺🇦 🇮🇱⚔️🇵🇸=☢️ 🇮🇳⚔️🇵🇰=☢️ 🇬🇷⚔️🇹🇷=🇬🇷 🇦🇲⚔️🇦🇿=🇦🇲 🇮🇱⚔️🇸🇾=☢️ 🇺🇸⚔️🇮🇷=☢️ 🇹🇭⚔️🇰🇭=☢️ 🇰🇷⚔️🇰🇵=☢️ 🇪🇬⚔️🇪🇹=☢️ 🇺🇸⚔️🇻🇪=☢️ 🇺🇸⚔️🇨🇳=☢️ 🇻🇳⚔️🇨🇳=☢️ 🇵🇭⚔️🇨🇳=☢️ 🇯🇵⚔️🇨🇳=☢️ 🇹🇼⚔️🇨🇳=☢️ 🇮🇱⚔️🇮🇷=☢️" that dominate the timeline. A splash of German Jägermeister references the provocative "Hitler worshipped Christ" post, while chili‑infused tequila brings the heat of the many nuclear (☢️) symbols. Finally, a splash of cola captures the melancholy of the "Lowkey sobbed at the Walmart earlier" tweet. Together the drink is as volatile, contradictory, and intense as the user’s feed, mixing pride, conflict, and unexpected sentiment.

Your Hogwarts House
The user consistently seeks attention and influence, as seen in the self‑promoting tweet "Mom I’m famous" and the identity‑shaping tweet "Don’t consider myself Falangist" which frames a personal stance. Their willingness to post provocative, controversial statements such as "Hitler worshipped Christ" and "Who shot Charlie Kirk?" shows a cunning use of shock value to attract followers. The repeated re‑branding (formerly @AngloAquinas, @OldStockPatriot, @AngloSaxon_Club) and strategic use of political memes indicate resourcefulness and a desire for power typical of Slytherin. Moreover, the pursuit of notoriety through exposing others, like the "Volker41 EXPOSED" thread, reflects the house’s ambition and strategic mindset.

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The song 'We Didn't Start the Fire' by Billy Joel captures the chaotic stream of historical and political references that define @AngloAquinas2's feed. Their tweet listing dozens of conflict pairings like '🇺🇦⚔️🇷🇺=🇺🇦' and '🇮🇱⚔️🇵🇸=☢️' mirrors the rapid litany of events in the song's lyrics. The same account also references controversial history ('Hitler worshipped Christ') and political scandals ('Who shot Charlie Kirk?'), echoing the song's chorus about events already burning before we arrived. Their self‑identification post ('Nationality: 🇺🇸 … Religion: ✝️') and emotional moments ('Lowkey sobbed at the Walmart earlier') reflect the personal and societal turbulence that the song narrates. Thus, the relentless, history‑laden cadence of 'We Didn't Start the Fire' best fits their online persona.

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