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Your Simpsons character
This user is most like Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, and always needling people and institutions. They constantly stir the pot in drama and call out others with blunt sarcasm, e.g. mocking online fights with lines like “people taking sides in the kingsman drama like one of them is some holy figure who can do no wrong.” and clowning recurring drama starters in “how come everytime eskay starts drama its always 'this is a small part' but the so called big part is never posted.”. Their over-the-top threats and edgy jokes — such as “I HOPE EVERY APPLEBEES BURNS TO THE GROUND THEY GAVE ME FOOD POISONING THREE TIME AT THREE DIFFERENT LOCATIONS” and “we need to gas the cloak and dagger players im so serious” — fit Bart’s prankish, hyperbolic sense of humor rather than genuine malice. At the same time, they’re passionate and excitable about games and esports, yelling things like “LETS GOO @DarkZeroGG GOING TO ATLANTA WOOOOO” and “LETS GO ENVY YEAH USA USA USA”, which mirrors Bart’s intense enthusiasm for his hobbies. Overall, the mix of mischief, irreverence, and genuine hype makes Bart the closest Simpsons match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly engage with public drama and large spectator events, reacting live to tournaments and broadcasts, e.g. hyping crowds in tweets like “LETS GO 100T WOOOO” and joking directly at teams and players, rather than focusing on private, introspective content. Their style is clearly Intuitive: they jump from concrete events to larger patterns or hypothetical scenarios, like calling someone a “batman villain” in “Just accept that youre a batman villain bro its ok” or imagining modded possibilities in games in “Somebody needs to mod this in”. They are strongly Thinking-oriented: their tone is blunt, confrontational, and focused on calling out inconsistency or poor logic, as seen in “dude this guy is really arguing over the definition of groomed” and “saying ironfist is super op just tells me you suck shit”, rather than softening things for others’ feelings. Finally, they read as Perceiving: they are impulsive, chaotic, and reactive—joking about gambling and drinking in “i love gambling” and “dude i love vodka”, and tilting in the moment about lag or bans in “banned on ow for like the fourth time over nothing who gaf rivals out in 3 days anyway” rather than projecting long-term plans or structure. Put together, the socially loud, debate-loving, pattern-jumping, and spontaneous style fits ENTP best.

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Esports enjoyer yelling about Marvel Rivals, LANs & lag. Once got food poisoning at 3 different Applebee’s and still queues ranked.– @AngryGoose3_0

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This cocktail starts with a straight vodka shot for their blunt, no-filter posting and love of booze, inspired by “dude i love vodka” and “i love gambling”, capturing that chaotic, degenerate gamer energy. Sour cherry liqueur adds a dark, fruity edge for the drama-obsessed timeline, nodding to posts like “people taking sides in the kingsman drama like one of them is some holy figure who can do no wrong.”. Spicy chili bitters represent the way they flame games, teams, and apps with nuclear takes, from “i hope fortnite explodes and dies” to “I HOPE EVERY APPLEBEES BURNS TO THE GROUND…”. An energy drink topper channels their cracked, high-octane grind on Marvel Rivals, echoing “day 1 Marvel Rivals enjoyer” and “FIRST GAME ON MARVEL RIVALS 24 1 THIS GAME IS THE GREATEST THING EVER”. Finally, a black lava salt rim gives it a salty, slightly toxic finish, perfect for someone who can tweet “this platform is a shit hole bro” and still be hyped enough to yell “LETS GO ENVY YEAH USA USA USA” the next day.

Your Hogwarts House
Mike shows a consistently sharp, ruthless edge that fits Slytherin more than any other house. He’s openly vengeful and extreme in how he talks about people or things he dislikes, e.g. “I HOPE EVERY APPLEBEES BURNS TO THE GROUND THEY GAVE ME FOOD POISONING THREE TIME AT THREE DIFFERENT LOCATIONS” and “we need to gas the cloak and dagger players im so serious”, which points to an aggressive, victory-obsessed mindset rather than gentle loyalty or idealism. He’s also intensely competitive and status-driven in gaming, wanting recognition and dominance, as seen in “how many games do i have to mvp before they message me” and his fixation on ranks like “i wanted to actually play and hit celestial before new season on rivals…”. His sarcasm and readiness to call people out as frauds or villains, such as “Just accept that youre a batman villain bro its ok” and “put 100T on fraud watch rn”, show a cynical, cutting social instinct typical of Slytherin’s cunning. While he has moments of enthusiasm and humor, the dominant pattern is ambition, competitiveness, and weaponized wit, aligning him most strongly with Slytherin.

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Mike’s timeline is full of chaotic, pissed-off energy that still feels playful, which fits Break Stuff perfectly. He rants about games and brands with over-the-top aggression, like “I HOPE EVERY APPLEBEES BURNS TO THE GROUND THEY GAVE ME FOOD POISONING THREE TIME AT THREE DIFFERENT LOCATIONS” and “i hope fortnite explodes and dies”. That same volatile tone shows up when lag or balance ruins his fun in Marvel Rivals, e.g. “i wanted to actually play and hit celestial before new season on rivals but i have 1000 ping every game so ill just kill myself” and “this platform is a shit hole bro its all porn”. At the same time, his feed swings from joy to rage in seconds, like going from “FIRST GAME ON MARVEL RIVALS 24 1 THIS GAME IS THE GREATEST THING EVER” to constant complaints about teams, nerfs, and drama. That blend of genuine passion, constant irritation, and dark humor is exactly the mood of Break Stuff—someone who loves their hobbies but is always one annoyance away from metaphorically smashing something.

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