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Your Simpsons character
Anise mirrors Milhouse’s intense, often unrequited obsession with those they admire, exhibiting a highly emotional and protective 'super fan' persona. They are incredibly territorial over their interests, stating, “i wanna talk to ppl who like laura but i get so upset when they claim to be a bigger fan so i cant 😭😭”, which reflects a Milhouse-esque insecurity regarding social standing and niche passions. Like Milhouse, Anise is prone to dramatic outbursts of emotion, tweeting, “i let out a sob oh my god i love them so much wahhh wahh wahhh 😿”. Their identity is heavily tied to being “laura k.'s biggest fan” and engaging in 'cringe' hobbies, much like Milhouse’s devotion to Radioactive Man or Lisa Simpson. Ultimately, their combination of niche geekiness and a desperate need for validation—seen when asking, “the way no one wanted to join im ceying do you guys all hate me”—makes Milhouse their perfect match.

Your MBTI personality Type
Anise demonstrates Introversion (I) through their self-described difficulty interacting with other fans due to personal insecurities, as seen when they tweet “i wanna talk to ppl who like laura but i get so upset when they claim to be a bigger fan so i cant 😭😭”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their heavy focus on fandom headcanons and the abstract reimagining of characters, such as claiming “laura is intersex... tfem and lesbian + greyace :3” rather than focusing on canon facts. The Feeling (F) trait is dominant, as their posts are highly emotional and centered on personal values and intense attachments, exemplified by “i let out a sob oh my god i love them so much wahhh wahh wahhh 😿”. Finally, they show Perceiving (P) traits through a spontaneous and informal posting style, frequently expressing a lack of focus or plan, like when they admit “i dont know whay else to put as info 🥀🥀”.

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Passionate artist and comic enthusiast. From exploring the depths of Laura K.’s lore to vintage record shopping, I enjoy documenting life's creative moments.– @anis3lts

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a self-proclaimed 'AWESOMESAUCE OOMF' who oscillates between sweet adoration and intense fandom rivalry. The apple base honors 'laura k.‘s biggest fan', while the bitter notes reflect the sheer vitriol for her 'n1 opp' Julian Keller. It is experimental and bold, much like their claim that 'me + shin are genuinely abusive towards eachother', serving as a tribute to their 'awful toxic yuri' obsession. Finally, the blue splash reminds us that while they are 'dating her dad' Joel Miller, they’ll always be an 'omori glazer' at heart.

Your Hogwarts House
Anise displays a classic Slytherin possessiveness and a 'non-sharing' nature regarding her interests, explicitly stating she is a “nonsharing mizuki yume” and getting “very upset” when others claim to be bigger fans of her favorites. Her resourcefulness and pride are evident in her self-proclaimed status as “laura k.'s biggest fan,” often showing an ambitious intensity for her headcanons, such as declaring them “CANON AND FACTUAL BECAUSE I SAID SO.” She also exhibits a sharp, exclusionary edge typical of the house, frequently expressing vitriol for perceived rivals like Julian Keller, whom she hopes “dies” or is “KILL[ED]” to clear the way for her own preferences.

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This song perfectly captures Anise’s possessive and intense devotion to her fictional crush, Laura Kinney, often framing herself as the character's one and only partner. She frequently expresses jealousy toward other fans, stating, “i wanna talk to ppl who like laura but i get so upset when they claim to be a bigger fan so i cant 😭😭”, and explicitly calls her “my beautiful picture of my girlfriend”. The song's bratty, high-energy tone matches her habit of declaring her ships as “CANON AND FACTUAL BECAUSE I SAID SO ‼️‼️”. Furthermore, her aggressive stance against male rivals—claiming she wants to “KILL julian keller”—mirrors the song's theme of pushing anyone else out of the way to be with her chosen person.

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