Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep emotional investment in fandoms like Ordem Paranormal and AFTG, e.g. reactions to Hexatombe and character deaths such as “meus dois personagens favoritos morreram no mesmo episódio”.
- Analytical thinker: Frequently builds theories and strategic analysis about plots and mechanics, like detailed Hexatombe reasoning in “na minha opinião o jae tá querendo completar o hexatombe...” and “se eles realmente ajudarem os couraças contra os psikolera vai ser burrice...”.
- Socially aware: Comments on fandom behavior, spoilers, and social topics (NSFW tags, age, trans/NB explanations), e.g. “por causa disso q eu tenho vergonha de falar q gosto de ordem paranormal vei, os fãs são MUITO chatos” and “são as mesmas pessoas pra quem eu tive que explicar o pq de pessoas nb serem trans”.
- Self-reflective: Talks openly about own performance, identity, and feelings, like ENEM results in “eu vendo que tirei uma nota maior em matemática no enem...” and sexuality in “dps de me assumir pros meus amigos a cada 5 frases 4 são putaria (sou virgem e demiace)”.
- Humorous candid: Uses humor and self-deprecation to narrate everyday life, such as travel stress in “essa viagem tá me dando uma ansiedade fudida...” and joking about not studying in “não estudei pro enem pq se eu não passar é pq não me esforcei...”.
Weaknesses:
- Highly reactive: Strong emotional reactions can escalate quickly, like intense anger at plot decisions in “aí q ódio do remi salvando o eloy ao invés da maria...” and “ESSE VAMPIRO FILHO DA PUTA”.
- Fandom frustration: Often expresses irritation with fandom behavior, which might increase personal stress, e.g. “por causa disso q eu tenho vergonha de falar q gosto de ordem paranormal vei, os fãs são MUITO chatos” and spoiler complaints in “ódio de todo mundo q comenta sobre e não coloca aviso de spoiler antes da terça”.
- Procrastination risk: Admits to not preparing for important exams and relying on luck, like “não estudei pro enem pq se eu não passar é pq não me esforcei...” and noting guesswork in “chutei metade pq tava sem tempo”.
- Stress-prone: Reports intense anxiety and overwhelm in everyday situations, especially travel, as in “essa viagem tá me dando uma ansiedade fudida, parece q vou vomitar a qualquer momento... chorei de estresse fazendo as malas” and “nunca mais vou viajar aí credo”.
- Financial strain: Repeatedly mentions money limitations impacting desires or plans, such as “aí esse moletom tá tão lindo 😭😭 pena q eu sou pobre” and reacting to high gift prices in “minhas amigas querendo fazer um amigo secreto... 'no mínimo 50 reais e no máximo 100' my honest reaction”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Anne most closely matches Lisa Simpson: highly online, opinionated, and thoughtful, but also anxious and overachieving. Like Lisa, she cares about studies and feels pressure around exams and college, joking about ENEM scores and SISU/PROUNI stress (“nathaniel wesninski fazendo aniversário e eu sofrendo no site do sisu e do prouni”, “não estudei pro enem pq se eu não passar é pq não me esforcei…”). She’s politically aware and critical of reactionary stuff, e.g. mocking right‑wing podcasts with her parents (“meu pai assistindo vídeo de podcast de direita minha mãe: amor pq vc não vai lá contar mentira tbm”), which fits Lisa’s socially conscious streak. Her frustration with fandom behavior and overreactions (“por causa disso q eu tenho vergonha de falar q gosto de ordem paranormal vei, os fãs são MUITO chatos”) echoes Lisa’s tendency to be exasperated with the crowd. Finally, she’s introspective about identity and relationships, casually discussing being demiace and queer (“dps de me assumir pros meus amigos a cada 5 frases 4 são putaria (sou virgem e demiace)”), much like Lisa’s reflective, slightly precocious approach to her own life and feelings.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean introvert: most posts revolve around media, fandom, and internal reactions rather than real‑life socializing, and even when mentioning friends it’s low‑key or anxious, like stressing over a trip and saying “nunca mais vou viajar aí credo”. Their interests and language clearly favor intuition over sensing: they constantly theorize about story themes and character motivations in Ordem Paranormal and Hexatombe, e.g. “na minha opinião o jae tá querendo completar o hexatombe por conta das memórias do próprio agente…”, and cross‑connect fandoms like AFTG and Supernatural. They are strongly feeling: they defend characters and players from fandom hate and frame things in moral/emotional terms, such as “por causa disso q eu tenho vergonha de falar q gosto de ordem paranormal vei, os fãs são MUITO chatos pqp” and “todos q tão falando pra jae morrer são meus inimigos”. On the J/P axis they appear more perceiving: they procrastinate and go with the flow (“não estudei pro enem pq se eu não passar é pq não me esforcei”), are spontaneous and chaotic about fandom engagement (“agr q eu já fui na viagem de formatura tô vivendo só por hexatombe”), and joke about their lack of organization and anxiety in trips and studies. The combination of rich inner fantasy life (andreil, Hexatombe, AFTG), strong personal values (defending nb identities and criticizing right‑wing content like “doutrinação comunista na escola uuuuuuu”), and emotional, idealistic commentary aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here suffering with Sisu, Prouni and ENEM, still stanning Nathaniel Wesninski and Andreil… if you can handle that much academic and emotional damage, you can definitely handle going out with me.
- You said you’d do horrible things just to see Castiel meet that pre-hell Dean — I’m not Dean, but I can show up in your life like a questionable Supernatural crossover and still end with a happy Andreil-style slow burn. Deal?
- You’ve defended Jae through every Hexatombe controversy, analyzed agents, killers, vampiros and couraças in threads… with that level of loyalty and overthinking, imagine the character development we’d have as a duo.
- You said after coming out you make 4 out of 5 sentences horny while being a virgin and demiace — statistically speaking, I’d like to volunteer to be the one sentence that’s just soft, supportive, and taking you on a very respectful date.
- You skipped studying for ENEM, survived a formatura trip that gave you anxiety, and still woke up early just to catch Hexatombe ao vivo — if you can prioritize a campaign like that, maybe next Saturday you could prioritize watching something comigo?
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STEM grad, Enem survivor & Hexatombe analyst. Once beat the math ‘genius’ by guessing half the exam. RTs are fandom chaos, opinions are mine.– @annejminyard
Your signature cocktail
HexaTonic NB Blood Moon
This drink starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans for late‑night livestream stamina and Brazilian chaos energy, echoing their life revolving around Hexatombe (“agr q eu já fui na viagem de formatura tô vivendo só por hexatombe”). Red berry juice matches their love of the color red and the blood‑soaked drama they obsess over (“agr q eu percebi q meu perfil tbm está vermelho… eu só gosto muito de vermelho”, “ESSE VAMPIRO FILHO DA PUTA”). Sparkling water with lime keeps it bright and playful, like someone who turns fandom overthinking into jokes even while stressed about exams and trips (“essa viagem tá me dando uma ansiedade fudida… chorei de estresse fazendo as malas”). A dash of chili tincture represents their sharp takes and fiery loyalty to faves and nb murder icons (“não aguentam um nb mimado e assassino no topo msm”, “eu tô do lado de jaeyoon até o final, pode matar quem foi q eu vou estar apoiando”). The black sugar rim is for the sweet‑but‑dark vibe of someone queuing fanarts and horny jokes right after talking about ENEM and Sisu suffering (“dps de me assumir pros meus amigos a cada 5 frases 4 são putaria (sou virgem e demiace)”, “nathaniel wesninski fazendo aniversário e eu sofrendo no site do sisu e do prouni”).
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Anne’s strongest throughline is loyalty to people and media she cares about, even when it’s unpopular. She repeatedly defends maligned characters and sticks by them regardless of fandom backlash, like when she says “todos q tão falando pra jae morrer são meus inimigos” and doubles down with “eu tô do lado de jaeyoon até o final, pode matar quem foi q eu vou estar apoiando”. She values fairness and calls out what she sees as inconsistent or hypocritical behavior in the fandom, as in “por causa disso q eu tenho vergonha de falar q gosto de ordem paranormal vei, os fãs são MUITO chatos pqp” and her analytical defense of Jae versus Kemi in “todo mundo falando de jae quebrando o acordo... mas ninguém falando q a kemi quebrou a promessa...”. There is ambition and anxiety around exams, but it’s framed more as work ethic and self-pressure than status-seeking, e.g. the ENEM tweets like “não estudei pro enem pq se eu não passar é pq não me esforcei...”. She also shows warmth and care toward friends, such as joking about being poor in the secret Santa plan in “minhas amigas querendo fazer um amigo secreto... 'no mínimo 50 reais...' my honest reaction”, which reads as grounded, loyal, and people-focused. Altogether, her emphasis on loyalty, fairness, and sticking by her faves and friends points most clearly to Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
A well‑known song that fits them best is “Teenage Dirtbag” by Wheatus. They constantly mix humor, self‑deprecation, and fandom obsession, like when they say “não estudei pro enem pq se eu não passar é pq não me esforcei e não pq eu sou burra” and complain about struggling with ENEM and SISU while thinking about fictional characters instead, as in “nathaniel wesninski fazendo aniversário e eu sofrendo no site do sisu e do prouni”. The song is about being a nerdy, slightly chaotic outsider who lives a lot in their own head, which matches their timeline full of Ordem Paranormal, Hexatombe theories, and AFTG references like “por causa disso q eu tenho vergonha de falar q gosto de ordem paranormal vei, os fãs são MUITO chatos”. They also show a mix of romantic/sexual frustration and demi/ace identity in “dps de me assumir pros meus amigos a cada 5 frases 4 são putaria (sou virgem e demiace)”, which echoes the song’s theme of wanting connection but feeling out of place. Their obsession with fictional crushes and dramatic angst, like “meus dois personagens favoritos morreram no mesmo episódio”, also fits the melodramatic, teen‑movie energy that Teenage Dirtbag captures so well.
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