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Your Simpsons character
This user reads as a very Lisa-coded adult: opinionated, socially aware, and smart but also chaotic and funny. They’re outspoken about injustice and bad behavior, like calling out racism and misogyny in replies and comment sections, e.g. reacting to knetizens and fandom drama in “this taekey shit getting me so heated reminding me why i leave kpoptwt fr — watching these bts stans send death threats like rm didn’t say the n word is blasphemy” and “have you ever noticed that stupid people always sprinkle a dash of subtle racism in there somewhere it’s almost like—”. Like Lisa, they balance being very online and principled with strong emotional attachments to their interests and art, such as K‑pop and games, as seen in “knetz being baffled by shineeboob once again” and “where are video game artists at and why is there no Asterion fanart i need y’all to play bg3 and i need to draw better to do it myself”. They also show a goofy, self-aware nerdiness and ADHD/overthinking energy—Lisa’s academic anxiety all grown up—in posts like “can you die from adhd cause i might” and “i don’t replyguy a lot bc i overthink everything i type and then i just delete it and move on”. Their intense love for their cat and calling themselves an “angry cat lady” mirrors Lisa’s deep empathy for animals and her tendency to care too much about things, as does the way they rally people to care, like “stop having kids if you won’t be a parent god DAMN”. Overall, they feel like Lisa grown into a sharp-tongued, emo-leaning millennial/Gen Z hybrid: morally driven, sentimental, a little exhausted by the world, but still deeply engaged.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they share a lot of personal life publicly (fantasy league, travel, concerts, vet worries, birthday, relationship), and their humor plays to an audience, e.g. the performative joking about her brother and the girl he’s seeing in “my brother rly got me posted outside some bitches house talkin bout gimme 2 minutes BOY ITS BEEN AN HOUR” and her playful public affection in “wanna be on that “when i fight with my bf” trend on tt but austin and i don’t beef ever 😭😭”. Their style is strongly Intuitive: they jump to implications and patterns behind events (like calling out fandom racism and hypocrisy in “this taekey shit getting me so heated reminding me why i leave kpoptwt fr — watching these bts stans send death threats like rm didn’t say the n word is blasphemy”) and enjoy memes, in‑jokes, and imaginative gaming scenarios rather than concrete how‑to content, as seen in “austin watching me turn tav into an elven juice box”. They’re clearly Feeling‑oriented: they talk about empathy and hurt (concern for their dog in “y’all i ain’t religious but pray for my family please 😭 My dog went to the vet today and he has a cancerous tumor i’m hoping it’s just benign 😭”) and moral outrage at injustice or bigotry (“since you’re not listening to poc, maybe you’ll listen to another yt person. You’re WRONG and should STOP TALKING”), prioritizing values over detached logic. Their approach looks more Perceiving than Judging: they complain about organization and executive function (e.g. “can you die from adhd cause i might”) and mostly react in the moment to events (concerts, trips, games, football outcomes) instead of presenting rigid plans or systems, like impulsively celebrating food in “guys i just tried kolaches for the first time and i couldn’t stop myself from having 4 of them”. Overall, a warm, values‑driven, expressive, spontaneous style that mixes passionate rants with playful memes best fits ENFP.

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K‑pop Shawol, fantasy football struggler, and professional cat mom. Once worried a shooting would ruin my $12 ice cream. Opinions, travel pics & felix.– @annmars73

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This drink is wired and a little unhinged, just like someone who admits the “coffee makes me gag to black cold brew pipeline saying a lot about the brain rn” “coffee makes me gag to black cold brew pipeline saying a lot about the brain rn”. Espresso vodka and coffee liqueur fuel the chaotic, sleep-deprived gamer‑fantasy‑football‑K‑pop‑stan energy of someone making “money moves in fantasy this week it’s time for me to drop this 0 4 and pick up that 1 4 😭😭😭😭😭😭” “making money moves in fantasy this week it’s time for me to drop this 0 4 and pick up that 1 4 😭😭😭😭😭😭”. The black cold brew concentrate represents her ability to power through everything from “can you die from adhd cause i might” “can you die from adhd cause i might” to long-haul flights like “over the arctic ocean hehe” “over the arctic ocean hehe”. Dark chocolate bitters capture the mix of sweetness and bite in an “angry cat lady” who says “stop having kids if you won’t be a parent god DAMN” “stop having kids if you won’t be a parent god DAMN” but also cries over music like “just so you know i bawled my eyes out” “just so you know i bawled my eyes out”. Finally, the foamed oat milk and cocoa on top are a soft tribute to her pets and her affection, from “non cat people just rly dont understand anything like i literally birthed my son look at him” “non cat people just rly dont understand anything like i literally birthed my son look at him” to “everyone say happy birthday franklin ((he is 2 today!))” “everyone say happy birthday franklin ((he is 2 today!))”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows intense loyalty, care, and a strong fairness instinct, which are classic Hufflepuff traits. They frame their pets as literal family and children, for example calling their cat their “son” in “non cat people just rly dont understand anything like i literally birthed my son look at him” and asking people to pray for their dog when he has a tumor in “y’all i ain’t religious but pray for my family please 😭 My dog went to the vet today and he has a cancerous tumor i’m hoping it’s just benign 😭”. They’re deeply devoted to their husband in a steady, non-dramatic way, talking about him as “at war” and repeatedly wishing for him to come home in “when will my husband return from the war 😞”, “my husbands at war again!!! send him home to me!!!”, and celebrating when he does in “guess whose husband is home from war (kansas city) 💞”. Their sense of fairness and protectiveness comes out when they defend kids and criticize negligent parents in “stop having kids if you won’t be a parent god DAMN” and when they call out racism or fandom hypocrisy in tweets like “have you ever noticed that stupid people always sprinkle a dash of subtle racism in there somewhere it’s almost like—” and “this taekey shit getting me so heated… watching these bts stans send death threats like rm didn’t say the n word is blasphemy”. Even when dealing with strangers online, they’re bothered by cruelty and incompetence in comment sections, as echoed in the reply they boosted saying “The comment section was filled with incompetence and misogyny.”. Overall, their defining pattern is loyal attachment to loved ones, a protective instinct toward vulnerable people and animals, and a grounded, hardworking attitude (manifesting for exams in “manifest i pass this test yall 🤌🏻”), which fits Hufflepuff better than any other house.

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The self-aware, chaotic, and slightly unhinged humor of “Anti-Hero” fits them perfectly. Their bio, “i’m the angry cat lady your government warned you about,” already leans into playful self-villainization in the same way the song does. They joke about ADHD and life overwhelm in posts like “can you die from adhd cause i might” and about money stress in “literally shut up i cant pay AGAIN”, echoing the song’s theme of feeling like a mess even when you’re trying. At the same time, they’re fiercely loving and loyal, constantly manifesting wins for their faves and husband, like “when will my husband return from the war 😞” and “my husband comes home tomorrow”, which mirrors the soft heart under the self-critical exterior in the lyrics. Their mix of sharp social commentary (“have you ever noticed that stupid people always sprinkle a dash of subtle racism in there somewhere”) and self-deprecating humor matches the blend of vulnerability and snark that defines “Anti-Hero.”

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