Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about love, jealousy, anger and tenderness, like in “ninguém podia amar tanto e eu amei e foi aí que eu errei” and “a sensação de querer beijar alguém até ficar sem ar e desmaiar é real”.
- Affectionate partner: Shows care and enthusiasm for boyfriend and shared routines, e.g. bio calling herself “Guilherme gf” and tweets like “ninguém fala sobre o quão difícil é não tomar café da manhã com o seu namorado” and “quando o meu namorado me elogia eu fico assim”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes her own patterns and names them, such as “eu sou assim com TUDO”, “cheguei num nivek de ciúmes insustentável”, and “gente desculpa vou tentar ser menos carente e me amar mais”.
- Protective friend: Defends and advises friends, like “sim amiga esse maconheiro descompromissado... é o amor da sua vida <3” and “é eu e a anna contra o mundo”.
- Passionate enthusiast: Shows strong passion for music, media and aesthetics, e.g. detailed comments on Tool and Alice in Chains in “eu n dava valor o suficiente pro Tool...” and “ouvir alice in chains tá me influenciando e eu tô me sentindo sexy”, plus goals like “comprar um violão... e uma guitarra de controle”.
Weaknesses:
- Intense jealousy: Describes extreme possessiveness, like “cheguei num nivek de ciúmes insustentável” and feeling jealous when friends follow others in “toda a vez que aparece pessoas... eu fico morrendo de ciúmes”.
- Emotional dependency: Feels overly attached and needy, shown in “nossa eu cheguei num nivel de grude e de ciúme insuportável nem eu tô me aguentando” and “gente desculpa vou tentar ser menos carente e me amar mais”.
- Low self-esteem: Frequently doubts her attractiveness and worth, e.g. “tô com medo de ser feia e ngm avisar”, “o bulliyng destruiu a forma que eu me vejo”, and feeling no one would want matching costumes in “eu fico mt triste as vezes vendo fantasias de dupla... nunca ngm iria querer fazer cmg”.
- Overthinking: Mentions being overwhelmed by thoughts and unable to share everything, like “tem mt coisa que eu queria twittar mas n da”, “tentando ser menos gente boa”, and “odeio não entender meus sentimentos”.
- Emotional volatility: Shows frequent mood swings and extremes, such as “vou jogar tudo pro alto”, “EU VOU SUMIR”, “desisti”, and “ainda bem q n tem ngm fodendo comigo pq eu iria meter o louco tô mt desequilibrada agr”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user fits Lisa Simpson best: emotionally intense, introspective, and intellectually curious while still being very online and a bit dramatic. Like Lisa, she swings between self-doubt and confidence, going from worrying about her looks and worth — “tô com medo de ser feia e ngm avisar” and “o bulliyng destruiu a forma que eu me vejo” — to openly affirming herself as “uma roqueira, gostosa, com ótimo gosto musical, autônoma, tatuadora e bonita”. She has strong opinions and ethical discomforts about sexuality and online behavior, like in “é paia dizer isso pq a rede social é sua... Nem todo mundo quer ver sua bunda sabe kk” and “vendo nudez em contextos artísticos: bajulação nudez em contexto sexual: agressão”, which mirrors Lisa’s moral seriousness and critical thinking. She’s also artistic and idealistic, talking about goals and aesthetics — “metas materiais pra esse ano comprar um violão... e uma guitarra de controle” and “ideia de hangout, vc vem aqui em casa pra mim te tatuar enquanto a gente escuta Tool”. Finally, her intensity in relationships and desire to be deeply valued, like “eu não vou mais ficar sendo amiga de gente que n age da forma que eu ajo... agora só os obcecados por favor” and “PQ VCS N ESTAO TODOS OBCECADOS POR MIM?????”, echo Lisa’s longing to be truly seen, appreciated, and understood by those around her.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly reach outward for connection and attention, e.g. craving others’ focus and interaction in posts like “PQ VCS N ESTAO TODOS OBCECADOS POR MIM?????”, and imagining social hangouts such as “ideia de hangout, vc vem aqui em casa pra mim te tatuar enquanto a gente escuta Tool dps a gnt faz um lanchinho gostoso de padaria e fica conversando”. Their style is clearly iNtuitive: they frequently generalize and philosophize about people and life, as in “as pessoas não são a resposta elas são mais perguntas” and “vendo nudez em contextos artísticos: bajulação nudez em contexto sexual: agressão”, showing a focus on meanings and social patterns more than concrete facts. They are strongly Feeling-oriented, leading with emotions, affection, and hurt, as seen in posts like “ninguém podia amar tanto e eu amei e foi aí que eu errei” and their sensitivity about friendships and reciprocity in “eu não vou mais ficar sendo amiga de gente que n age da forma que eu ajo se eu te dou TUDO e vc n me dá NADA pra mim ACABOU”. Their lifestyle reads more Perceiving than Judging: they oscillate, over-share, and act spontaneously, e.g. “eu estou agindo muito estranho me encontrem por sua própria conta e risco...” and “tem mt coisa que eu queria twittar mas n da”, with lots of impulses, moods, and desires rather than structured plans, even their ‘goals’ tweet is more dreamy than systematic (“metas materiais pra esse ano comprar um violão fazer uma tatuagem ornamental...”). Together, the combination of emotional intensity, imaginative inner world, outward expressiveness, and flexible, unstructured lifestyle best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, about that ‘hangout where you tattoo me while Tool plays and then we get a padaria snack’… what if we add a third act where I make you a really good coffee and we argue about Pearl Jam setlists?
- You said you’re ‘too communicative, laugh loud, honest and affectionate’—that’s literally my dream bug report. Can I subscribe to all your 1000 daily messages or is that feature still in beta?
- You want a husband to pay your Mubi? Bold offer: I’ll bring the Mubi subscription, a Nirvana shirt, and a Wii with a guitar controller—do I at least qualify for ‘boyfriend on probation’?
- You said no woman deserves to sleep crying, and you miss having coffee with your boyfriend in the morning… if we ever date, I’m making it my life mission that you only cry with laughter and caffeine overdose.
- You don’t need to ‘manifest people knowing what you think’—I already know: you want someone to share Pearl Jam shows, Tool posters, hot dogs, bolinho de chuva, and park swings with. I volunteer as the obsessed tribute.
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Tattoo apprentice, rock/metal nerd & serial overthinker. Once skipped a TikTok repost out of jealousy—now I research feelings like it’s my second job.– @anondorinha
Your signature cocktail
Miss Murder Conchinha Fizz
This drink is wired like her timelines: the espresso shot channels her constant craving for caffeine and late‑night thoughts, inspired by “q vontade de tomar um café bom” and “ninguém fala sobre o quão difícil é não tomar café da manhã com o seu namorado”. A kick of cachaça or white rum reflects her intense, sometimes chaotic emotional energy and willingness to “meter o louco” when desequilibrada, like in “ainda bem q n tem ngm fodendo comigo pq eu iria meter o louco tô mt desequilibrada agr”. Passion fruit juice brings tart sweetness for her grude, ciúmes and romantic chaos, from “cheguei num nivek de ciúmes insustentável” and “a sensação de querer beijar alguém até ficar sem ar e desmaiar é real”. A touch of rose syrup represents her soft, affectionate side and dramatic declarations like “eu sou DOIDA POR VOCE” and “nenhuma mulher merece dormir chorando”. Finally, sparkling water adds a fizzy, playful top that nods to her roqueira, over‑sharing, nonchalant‑but-not-really vibe in “não consigo ser nonchalant eu me comunico demais com as pessoas que eu gosto” and the flirty rock energy of “hey miss murder can i?”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Dora shows a strong Hufflepuff core of loyalty and need for reciprocity in relationships; she complains when she gives everything and doesn’t get the same back, saying “eu não vou mais ficar sendo amiga de gente que n age da forma que eu ajo se eu te dou TUDO e vc n me dá NADA pra mim ACABOU. chega, agora só os obcecados por favor”. She is openly affectionate, communicative, and warm, defining herself as someone who cares hard about people: “eu me comunico demais com as pessoas que eu gosto e eu gosto demais, eu rio alto, eu sou honesta e sou carinhosa e isso talvez me defina como pessoa”. There’s also a strong sense of fairness and boundaries, like when she calls out people posting NSFW without warnings, noting “é paia dizer isso pq a rede social é sua e cada um posta oq quiser mas porra será q tem como diminuir ou colocar aviso qnd for postar nsfw? Nem todo mundo quer ver sua bunda sabe kk”. Her ideal hangout is cozy and nurturing—tattooing, listening to Tool, and eating together: “ideia de hangout, vc vem aqui em casa pra mim te tatuar enquanto a gente escuta Tool dps a gnt faz um lanchinho gostoso de padaria e fica conversando”—which is very Hufflepuff ‘common room’ energy. While she has flashes of insecurity and jealousy, they orbit a deep desire for genuine, mutual care rather than power or status, aligning her much more with Hufflepuff than with the other houses.
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Your song
Heart-Shaped Box - Nirvana
A song that best suits them is Heart-Shaped Box by Nirvana, because their personality mixes intense romance, self-doubt, and grunge aesthetics. They explicitly connect their identity to rock and 90s alt vibes, saying “vcs n entendem a aura que uma camisa do nirvana passa” and dreaming of a rock-girl image: “tem gente que não aguenta ver uma roqueira, gostosa, com ótimo gosto musical, autônoma, tatuadora e bonita no topo”. The song’s themes of obsessive love and emotional overload match tweets like “ninguém podia amar tanto e eu amei e foi aí que eu errei” and “eu cheguei num nivel de grude e de ciúme insuportável nem eu tô me aguentando”. There’s also a tension between feeling sexy and feeling insecure, echoed both in Cobain’s raw vulnerability and in her posts like “eu sou muito gostosa as vezes n da (mqe agora nesse exato momento eu n tô nd gostosa nem sexy)” and “tô com medo de ser feia e ngm avisar”. Finally, her fascination with hurt, intensity, and slightly chaotic love—“a sensação de querer beijar alguém até ficar sem ar e desmaiar é real”—mirrors the dramatic, dark romanticism at the core of Heart-Shaped Box.
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