Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares suicidal ideation and self-harm struggles, e.g. “i should've ended my shit when i was 16” and “i know shit's really getting bad if i'm zoning out while cleaning up a relapse”.
- Loving partner: Repeatedly expresses deep affection for their girlfriend, e.g. “i love my eifr i lov my wifr i love my wife i lobe my wivr i lobebmy wife” and “god genuinely though she's so lovely i don't think i could even ask for more from a relationship”.
- Humorous self-awareness: Uses humor and self-deprecation to process experiences, e.g. “someone once told me i should do something i'm good at as a job but idk how i'm supposed to turn disappointing people into a job” and Linux jokes like “i installed arch Linux and not even 24 hours later i ended up sucking off a guy”.
- Community-minded: Engages with others and offers openness, e.g. bio’s “feel free to dm” and sharing codes for others’ benefit in “if someone wants these steelseries & kontrolfreek codes, here, i rlly don't have a use for them”.
- Socially aware: Critiques stigma around disability, mental illness, and trauma, e.g. “i hate how so fucking many people will assume you must be lying about being disabled if your disability isn't obvious as fuck” and “as if bipolar disorder doesn't severely fuck up people's lives”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal ideation: Frequently expresses a wish to die or regret about surviving, e.g. “i should have thrown myself under that train almost 2 years ago, it's all just gotten worse since” and “why do i always have to get suicidal right after a new year starts”.
- Self-destructive coping: Relies on substances and self-harm urges to cope, e.g. “i got no will to live so i'm replacing it with caffeine and nicotine”, “my best tweet ideas come from substance abuse >w<”, and repeated relapse mentions like “i posted this and relapsed not even 10 hours later”.
- Extreme self-loathing: Describes themself in intensely negative terms, e.g. “i'm here for a good time, not a long time, but the problem is that i'm not having a good time either” and “i really fucking hate the way i am but i don't seem to be able to do much about it”.
- Fatalistic attitude: Uses ‘wanting to die’ as justification to ignore health risks, e.g. “'that's gonna kill you one day' bitch i'm suicidal why would i care”, “whenever people find out i smoke nicotine… 'that'll kill you one day!!1!!' like what do i fucking care i wanna die already bruh”.
- Interpersonal distrust: Shows cynicism about relationships and people, e.g. “i'm not even sure if i wanna bother with holding on for anything or anyone, i'm so sick of most of the shit in my life” and “idk why some people who just met me go 'ur so nice!!!' like dude i'd probably sell you for a 6 piece mcnuggets”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a dark-mirror Lisa Simpson: highly self-aware, politically and socially opinionated, but crushed by mental illness and cynicism. Like Lisa, they overthink everything and feel alienated, venting about how "the internet has completely fucking ruined the word 'slop'" “the internet has completely fucking ruined the word 'slop', some of y'all just fucking use it when you see something you remotely dislike” and how people treat hidden disabilities “i hate how so fucking many people will assume you must be lying about being disabled if your disability isn't obvious as fuck”. Their posts show intense introspection about trauma and mental health, e.g. “why do some people think that trauma can 'make you stronger' like no bruh i have flashbacks which cause me to go into a panic and 2 personality disorders from it”, which echoes Lisa’s tendency to dig into the emotional and ethical core of things, just with far more despair. They’re also moralistic in a combative way, calling out reactions to bipolar disorder “as if bipolar disorder doesn't severely fuck up people's lives” and mocking bigots and nazis “'nazis are when red armband'”, very much in line with Lisa’s left-leaning, activist side. Finally, like Lisa’s desperate need for connection, they oscillate between intense attachment and self-loathing, shown in tweets like “i'm so tired of my life but i don't wanna leave my gf alone kinda hate this” and “sometimes i wanna try to put how i feel into actual words... literally all i know is that i'm hanging on by a thread at this point”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted (I) than extraverted: there’s lots of inward-focus and isolation, e.g. “i once isolated myself for a year and even that ended up fucking up my social skills so bad that it took me years to recover from it” and “the more i try to socialise the less i want to socialise”, plus a tendency to brood and vent online rather than describe big social circles or events. They lean intuitive (N) over sensing; while they mention concrete stuff (Linux distros, caffeine, surgery), much of the content is about meaning, identity, and existential pain, like “i'm here for a good time, not a long time, but the problem is that i'm not having a good time either” and questioning trauma narratives in “why do some people think that trauma can 'make you stronger' like no bruh i have flashbacks… idk how that'd make me stronger”. Their tone is strongly feeling (F): decisions and reactions are rooted in emotions and values instead of detached logic, shown in rants about disability disbelief “i hate how so fucking many people will assume you must be lying about being disabled if your disability isn't obvious as fuck” and intense love/attachment to their girlfriend like “god genuinely though she's so lovely i don't think i could even ask for more from a relationship”. Finally, they appear more perceiving (P) than judging: they present as disorganized, impulsive, and drifting (substance use, self-harm relapses, chaotic tech experiments) and explicitly endorse lack of structure in “normalise being useless, ambitionless and stupid as fuck” and a fatalistic, go-with-the-flow stance in “my mental health may be completely crashing but fuck it we ball”. This combination of inward focus, existential and emotional intensity, idealized love, and low structure fits INFP better than nearby types like ISFP or ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you installed Arch and immediately ended up sucking someone off—if I dual‑booted into your DMs, would I get that kind of hardware acceleration or is that an EndeavourOS‑exclusive feature?
- You keep saying ‘I’m here for a good time, not a long time’—wanna speedrun that by letting me take you out for coffee so strong it counts as self‑harm prevention and attempted murder at the same time?
- You talk about wanting to sleep your whole life away but you’re an insomniac; statistically speaking, the only consistent thing in that mess could be me sending you good‑night and good‑morning messages every day. I’d like to try, if you’d let me.
- Normalise biting people, huh? Bold of you to tweet my love language publicly like that—when are we scheduling our first peer‑reviewed study on ‘affectionate chomps as enrichment for sad puppies’?
- Your Linux journey went from CachyOS disasters to Mint dark magic and Debian on old hardware; considering how cursed your machines are, the fact you still run on pure caffeine, nicotine, and love for your wife makes you the most impressive operating system I’ve ever seen—and I’d love to be your favorite background process.
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Arch Linux enjoyer, caffeine-powered ranter & devoted girlfriend appreciator. Once broke swap, made it 12GB, still can’t fix my sleep schedule.– @anonsadfuck
Your signature cocktail
Puppy on Thin Ice
This chaotic little concoction runs on caffeine and bad decisions, just like them replacing their will to live with stimulants in “i got no will to live so i'm replacing it with caffeine and nicotine”. The espresso vodka and energy drink capture the wired, insomniac, Linux-tinkering nights hinted at in posts like “you shouldn't drink 7 monsters in a day' god forbid a girl is eepy” and their constant distro-hopping. The smoked salt rim (with a nod to nicotine) and grapefruit bitters bring in that sharp, bitter edge of self-destructive humor and chronic pain, seen in lines like “if my body's gonna keep on trying to kill me can it at least FINALLY SUCCEED” and “i should've ended my shit when i was 16”. The black cherry sweetness and the cherry garnish are for the genuine tenderness and obsessive love for their girlfriend in tweets like “i love my eifr i lov my wifr i love my wife i lobe my wivr i lobebmy wife” and “any time i get high on anything i just wanna yap about how much i love my gf”. Finally, the tiny paper trans flag riding on top embodies the unapologetic trans identity and gallows humor of posts like “my wifr,, lovely!! i lob wif” and the many "puppy"-self references such as “'how's my puppy doing?' PUPPY WANTS TO FUCKIGN DIE 24/7”, making this drink a bittersweet, overcaffeinated mess with a lot of heart—just like them.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show strong Slytherin-style self-preservation and ruthlessness. They openly acknowledge a lack of empathy and moral concern, e.g. “sometimes i literally forget that my near complete lack of care about morals comes from aspd and get confused why people care about something minor they do being morally wrong and then remember” and “idk why some people who just met me go 'ur so nice!!!' like dude i'd probably sell you for a 6 piece mcnuggets if i got the chance”. Their instinct to cut people off or wish harm on them, like “I BLOCK A BITCH ON REVOLUT” and “i hope my landlord breaks his legs”, reads as classic Slytherin spite and boundary enforcement rather than Gryffindor moralism. They are also highly resourceful and pragmatic: they troubleshoot Linux installs and distros repeatedly (“cachyos and nobara are so unstable on my hardware that i'm literally going back to linux mint purely because of how well it worked”), and even turn games into coping tools, as in “your only move is hustle is a great game to play if you want to distract yourself from reality”. While they care deeply about their girlfriend (“god genuinely though she's so lovely i don't think i could even ask for more from a relationship”), that intense, almost possessive attachment plus a survivalist, cynical worldview fits Slytherin much better than the more idealistic houses. Overall their combination of emotional hardness, dark humor as armor, and practical problem-solving under pressure points solidly to Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Bury Me Alive - We Are The Fallen
A song that fits them well is Bury Me Alive by We Are The Fallen, which captures a mix of exhaustion, self‑destruction, and the urge to keep going out of attachment rather than hope. They repeatedly express an intense, casual relationship with death, like “i'm here for a good time, not a long time, but the problem is that i'm not having a good time either” and “i should have thrown myself under that train almost 2 years ago, it's all just gotten worse since”, echoing the song’s resignation and desire to give up. The track’s themes of being trapped in one’s own mind and pain resonate with tweets such as “sometimes i wanna try to put how i feel into actual words, but most of the time i genuinely have no fucking idea what's even going on with me anymore so it ends up being near incomprehensible”. At the same time, they cling to their girlfriend as a core reason to stay alive, seen in “i'm so tired of my life but i don't wanna leave my gf alone kinda hate this” and “god genuinely though she's so lovely i don't think i could even ask for more from a relationship”, paralleling the way the song mixes affection with despair. Their frequent mentions of self-harm, substance use, and feeling like they’re “hanging on by a thread,” like “i'm definitely hanging on by a thread and i think that thread is starting to snap”, all mirror the track’s mood of barely-contained collapse under emotional weight.
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