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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, self-critical, and very online/chronically thoughtful. Like Lisa, they’re sensitive to injustice and hypocrisy, for example feeling uncomfortable with a friend dating someone racist and pro-ICE: “is it weird to feel weird around a friend whos dating someone whos like, actually racist and an ice supporter??”. They also show strong moral opinions within a messy community, such as criticizing ED clout-chasing while still being immersed in it: “i hate how people go on tiktok to promote ed culture like pls go die” and “i think a some(NOT ALL)of edtwt pretends to be pro recovery so they can feel skinner than someone”. Their intense self-criticism and body image issues echo Lisa’s perfectionism and insecurity, seen in posts like “decided to eat dinner at a regular time and my grandma immediately called me fat i hope i die” and “couldnt fall asleep 😣 anyways heres my fat lard body in a cute dress…”. At the same time, they’re creative and expressive (drawing OCs and doing request art) as in “hi guys this is my newest oc and her eyes are so big because shes on every drug i will draw her nose bleeding later”, which fits Lisa’s artistic, introspective side living inside a chaotic family and world.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert because most of their life happens in their own head, with a lot of emotional venting and online interaction rather than in-person social hype; even when at work or with others, they describe feeling overwhelmed or wanting to escape, like in “having a breakdown in my works bayhroom stall i hope i fie in my sleep” and “living in the same house as my grandma is like having to constantly be in customer service mode i hate it”. Their focus is more Intuition than Sensing: they obsess over meanings, self-image, and hypotheticals (e.g., turning sickness into a weight-loss fantasy in “if im sick and it gets bad maybe ill lose my appetite eventually and then get skinny”) and interpret social dynamics and motives, like in “i think a some(NOT ALL)of edtwt pretends to be pro recovery so they can feel skinner than someone”. They are strongly Feeling-oriented, making decisions and evaluations based on emotions and values rather than detached logic: they emphasize hurt, affection, jealousy, and moral disgust (e.g., “is it weird to feel weird around a friend whos dating someone whos like, actually racist and an ice supporter??” and “i hate how people go on tiktok to promote ed culture like pls go die”). Their lifestyle appears Perceiving: they are impulsive, chaotic with food and self-harm, and constantly reacting to the moment rather than following a firm plan, as in “just binged i hope i die someone kill me” right after attempts at strict OMAD like “todays omad is 3 eggs and a small coffee… or i could just not eat… choices choices”. Together, a private but expressive inner world, value-driven emotional intensity, and spontaneous, unstructured coping patterns fit INFP best for @anorbunii.

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18 • part-time cashier, full-time Pompompurin defender. Once calculated burrito calories on break and forgot to actually eat it.– @anorbunii

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is jittery and over-caffeinated, like their calorie-math brain on one meal a day, so it starts with a strong espresso shot for their hyper, scrolling-all-night vibe and “couldnt fall asleep 😣 anyways heres my fat lard body in a cute dress…”. The lactose-heavy cream liqueur is a nod to their chaotic love–hate relationship with dairy and being lactose intolerant, from “had dairy last night paying the consequences rn #skinny” to “the best thing abt being lactose intolerant is that i poop my guts out after and feel skinny”. Blood orange soda brings a bright, fizzy edge that masks something darker underneath, echoing the contrast between cute Pompompurin/Winx aesthetics and their shtwt/edtwt posts like “does anyone else scratch until blood or am i not cool enough for shtwt” and “wow hiys this cuttinf thing is rlly addictive i cant seem to stop”. A salted caramel drizzle adds sweetness with a sting, representing their messy, intense relationships, from being happily taken to “my bf went to go talk to his friends….. … now im upset gonna kms” and “giys!! i hit baby styro and all it took was my bf borderline cheating on me!!!”. Finally, edible gold star sprinkles on top celebrate their loud, stan-like pride as the "coolest pompompurin fan" in “wow guys another banger by the coolest pompompurin fan.. heh…” and their desire to be seen and adored in “u guys like me omg… blushes and twirls hair…”. This drink is sweet but slightly bitter, cute but unhinged, and definitely more experimental panic-ramble than classic cocktail—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong Hufflepuff-style emphasis on relationships, care, and emotional loyalty, even when those bonds hurt them. They’re intensely attached to their boyfriend and devastated when he pulls away, like when they write they’re “frothing at the mouth cuz my bf went to go talk to his friends….. even tho i said he could……. … now im upset gonna kms” “frothing at the mouth cuz my bf went to go talk to his friends….. even tho i said he could……. like UHDJSJNS u were supposed to stay with me and now im upset gonna kms” and feeling better simply because “bf came over” “bf came over todsy not feeling depressed anymore”. They also show a lot of softness and concern for others, worrying about their sister’s health instead of competition (“i wonder if my sister has an eating disorder or if shes losing weight the proper way, i hope shes ok” “i wonder if my sister has an eating disorder or if shes losing weight the proper way, i hope shes ok”) and wanting to connect kindly with moots, promising to follow everyone back despite rate limits “u guys like me omg… blushes and twirls hair… I PROMISE ILL FOLLOW U ALL BACK TWITTEE KEEPS RATE LIMITING ME”. Even at work, they push through miserable shifts, headaches, and faintness “2 hours and 30 minutes….. and then i gotta be back here after 9 hours… i hate this job bruh”, which reflects Hufflepuff’s grind-through-the-pain work ethic more than Slytherin ambition. While they have dark humor and self-destructive tendencies, their core is about attachment, emotional honesty, and sticking it out for the people around them, which aligns most closely with Hufflepuff.

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A well-fitting song for @anorbunii is Teen Idle by MARINA, which captures a mix of dark humor, self-hatred, and longing for a different teenage experience. They joke about and romanticize self-destruction, like when they say “wow hiys this cuttinf thing is rlly addictive i cant seem to stop” and “just binged i hope i die someone kill me”, echoing the song’s themes of self-harm and nihilism. Their fixation on weight and body image, shown in tweets like “had dairy last night paying the consequences rn #skinny” and “i like feeling hungry actually, i just wish i lost weight as fast as i got hungry bruh”, parallels the song’s obsession with beauty, thinness, and shame. At the same time, they still display playful softness and fandom energy, like “im glad pompompurin is the bestest i love pompompurin hes my everything and im sure ur cool too”, which matches the contrast in Teen Idle between dreamy aesthetics and heavy subject matter. Overall, the song’s blend of vulnerability, bitterness, and morbid self-awareness aligns closely with their online persona.

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