Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Musically Engaged: Shows deep passion for indie rock, specifically praising The Strokes and upcoming Moon Walker releases.
- Musical Talent: Actively practices guitar, noting that “The adults are talking's riff is really fun to play”.
- Loyal Friend: Exhibits intense emotional devotion to loved ones, stating “I love him more than anything”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating humor and memes to cope, such as mocking “Nintendo” or “Instagram users”.
- Community Oriented: Actively supports mutuals, encouraging others to “Follow favoomf” and engaging with niche communities.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Harm Ideation: Frequently mentions burning as a coping mechanism, asking “Why everytime i burn i feel like im gonna orgasm”.
- Suicidal Ideation: Expresses dark thoughts during low moments, asking “Should i die?” or suggesting they “Might as well kill myself”.
- Disordered Eating: Aligns with harmful online subcultures like #edtwt and mentions “the only think i drank or ate was water”.
- Severe Insecurity: Constantly feels rejected by peers, believing “none of my irls actually like me”.
- Emotional Instability: Experiences rapid spirals when ignored, tweeting “he doesn't care” repeatedly and “crying” over late texts.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Like Milhouse, this user is a social underdog who frequently expresses deep-seated insecurities and a desperate need for validation from peers, often tweeting “I always feel so left out” and “Please dont leave me”. They share Milhouse's unrequited intensity in relationships, shown through their obsessive focus on a specific boy with pleas like “text me text me text me text me”. Their personality is marked by a blend of niche interests—specifically The Strokes—and a tendency toward self-deprecating melancholy, reflected in their statement “Should i die?”. Ultimately, their presence in White Space and their struggle to fit in with 'irls' mirrors Milhouse's perpetual status as the tag-along friend who is often overlooked.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Bagel exhibits strong Introversion, frequently posting about feeling “left out” and preferring solitary activities like “rot like always”. Their Intuition is seen in their preoccupation with symbolic comfort and abstract emotional states, often using music as a theoretical escape, such as when they claim “I'll try anything once is my comfort song”. As a Feeling type, their timeline is dominated by intense, raw emotional outpourings regarding relationships, exemplified by the repetitive distress of “he doesn't care”. Finally, their Perceiving trait shows through a lack of structure and impulsive decision-making, seen in their sudden “idea for a layout and username change” that they immediately reconsider.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you 'The Adults Are Talking'? Because even if you're just a fun riff to play, I could never get tired of having you on repeat.
- Is your name Julian? Because I’ve been thinking about catfishing you just to get a reply, but I'd much rather have the real thing.
- I promise I’ll always say it back, so you never have to rot in White Space wondering if I care.
- Forget the Sugar Daddy tests—I'm just a 'pro rec' for anyone who wants to spend the 13th listening to Moon Walker with me.
- I won't just tolerate you like an irl; I’d actually leave the groupchat just to spend more time playing Terraria with you.
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Brazilian multi-instrumentalist and enthusiast of The Strokes. When I'm not perfecting the riff to 'The Adults Are Talking,' I'm awaiting the next Moon Walker drop.– @AnorexicBagel
Your signature cocktail
The Comfort Song Sour
This cocktail is a volatile mix of high-energy and deep melancholy, starting with a base of Cachaça to honor the creator's “pro rec 🇧🇷” roots. The heavy dose of coffee represents their obsession with “Caffeine 🤤🤤🤤” and the “shaky” anxiety that permeates their feed. The flavor profile is deliberately bitter to match the mood of someone who feels like they “just rot like always”, while the silver glitter represents the 'White Space' they inhabit. Finally, it is garnished with a burnt cinnamon stick because, in their own words, “Why everytime i burn i feel like im gonna orgasm”. It’s a drink for someone who relies on a “comfort song for making me not kill myself”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Despite their struggles, bagel’s core identity is anchored in intense loyalty and a deep-seated need for connection, hallmark traits of a Hufflepuff. They express profound devotion to a loved one, stating “I love him more than anything I dont want to lose him..” and experience acute distress when that loyalty isn't reciprocated, such as when they lament, “He didn't say it back...”. Their focus remains on the stability of their relationships, evidenced by their plea, “Please dont leave me”, and their tendency to prioritize others' needs over their own feelings of abandonment. This preoccupation with fairness in friendship and the pain of being “left out” reinforces a personality driven by the Hufflepuff values of companionship and steadfastness.
Your movie
Your song
Ode To The Mets - The Strokes
This song is a perfect fit because @AnorexicBagel is a dedicated fan of Julian Casablancas and The Strokes, explicitly identifying with #strokestwt and stating that “Ode to the mets and I'll try anything once... is my comfort song”. The song's themes of isolation and fading connections mirror their frequent expressions of loneliness, such as when they post “I always feel so left out like none of my friends ever call me” or feel abandoned by a romantic interest, crying because “He didn't say it back...”. The melancholy, resigned tone of the track matches their darker moments of self-harm and hopelessness, evidenced by tweets like “Should i die?”. Ultimately, the song captures the mix of indie-rock obsession and emotional fragility that defines their online persona.
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