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Like Lisa, this user is a highly self-aware, socially conscious individual who views themselves as the “'one friend who's too woke'”. They share Lisa's rebellious streak against authority and traditional norms, expressed through their desire for a “communist and gay” world and their strong identification with being “non-binary”. While Lisa plays the saxophone, this user is deeply immersed in music culture, obsessing over groups like RIIZE and “loving Seunghan so much it hurts”. Despite being a “nerd”, they often feel like an isolated intellectual or emotional outcast, lamenting that they “don't know if they deserved to go through so much” at just 15.

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@anqalw displays Extroversion through a constant need for social interaction and external validation, frequently asking “oi mutuais cade vcs” and seeking opinions on their profile aesthetics. Their Intuition is evident in their engagement with imaginative fandom tropes like “pensando aqui numa au #shse” and abstract identity exploration. The Feeling preference is dominant, as they express intense emotional volatility, from “amo tanto o seunghan que chega a doer o peito” to deep distress, such as “quero me mata nao aguento mais sofrer”. Finally, their Perceiving nature is shown through spontaneous, unfiltered posting habits and a self-confessed lack of direction, seen when they exclaim “NAO SEI OQ COLOCAT NA BIO CARALHO ALGUEM ME AJUDA”.

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Passionate about K-pop and digital culture. When I'm not studying or debating group units, I’m busy learning tarot and perfecting my Dress To Impress scores.– @anqalw

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This vibrant blue drink captures anqalw’s excitement for their aesthetic choices, specifically “e essa nova pack azul??”. The sour grapefruit reflects their outspoken 'hater' energy, as they admit “a maioria dos meus hits eram de hate”, while the sparkling wine represents their pride in being non-binary, stating “amo ser nao binário todos deveriam ser nao binários”. Finally, the Pop Rocks rim mimics their chaotic, high-energy school life where they “ri horrores na escola” despite the occasional existential dread of being fifteen.

Your Hogwarts House
anqalw demonstrates a classic Slytherin blend of self-preservation and a sharp, unapologetic social ambition, openly admitting their past success came from being a professional hater: “q ódio que eu nao to hitando mais aqui pq resolvi parar de odiar e a maioria dos meus hits eram de hate”. They prioritize their own aesthetic and social standing, frequently checking in with followers about their "pack" and exhibiting a resourceful, gatekeeping attitude toward their interests, such as when they barked, “ninguém quer o anton perto desse nojento nao carai”. Their blunt honesty and willingness to be the “one friend who's too woke” shows a desire to influence others' perspectives through a strong sense of personal conviction and sharp wit. Ultimately, their focus on loyalty to a specific inner circle—and their clear disdain for those outside of it—aligns perfectly with the cunning and ambitious nature of a Slytherin.

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The user's online persona is defined by a high-energy, chaotic aesthetic that perfectly aligns with the glitchy, hyper-pop energy of the genre, specifically shown when they scream “NAO SEI OQ COLOCAT NA BIO CARALHO ALGUEM ME AJUDA”. Their obsession with visual presentation, constantly asking “moots minha pack ta legal?” and “querendo mudar a pack mas essa aqui ta babadeira”, reflects a desire to be seen and admired in digital spaces. This track captures their self-proclaimed identity as the “'one friend who's too woke'” while they navigate the intense emotions of being 15. The song's themes of transformation and online presence mirror their frequent desire for physical changes, such as when they state, “quero mais piercings quero mais cabelos coloridos quero tatuagens”.

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