Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Fan: Shows deep, consistent enthusiasm for NBA/NFL and specific players/teams, like Lakers, Wizards, Spurs, Bills, Broncos, and LeBron/Bronny in tweets such as “Ngl, I only really like the Lakers for bron and bronny...” and “WIZARDS BEAT THE MAVS #ForTheDistrict”.
- Supportive Friend: Expresses concern and empathy for others, e.g. “I hope you are doing better man, you ain't deserve this shit”.
- Humorous Commentary: Uses jokes and memes to frame opinions, like “Light would write yujiros name in the deathnote... but it wouldn't work cause yujiros heart wouldn't dare attack him” and “The only acceptable AI is Allen Iverson”.
- Loyal Worker: Talks about showing up and pushing through difficult warehouse jobs, as in “Warehouse work will make muscles you didn't know existed ache” and “Warehouse work is not for the weak, this shit is brutal on the feet”.
- Thoughtful Analyst: Provides considered takes on sports structure and player value, e.g. “Basketball is genuinely the only sport I can see getting the same world wide popularity that soccer has...” and “Crazy how if someone in college was a perfect copy of 41 year old LeBron... they'd be 1st overall pick”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh Language: Frequently uses strong profanity and insults when frustrated, as in “This fandom is a fucking hell hole, my god” and “mf's on mdtwt be intentionally trying to make other people appear problematic...”.
- Negativity Streak: Often focuses on anger or disappointment about fandoms, jobs, and teams, like “I hate applying for jobs just to either never get an interview, or for them to accept literally anyone but me” and “Halloween this year fucking sucked”.
- Overidentification Fandom: Ties mood and identity strongly to teams/players, which amplifies frustration, e.g. “Ngl, it's too depressing being a wizards fan, imma become a spurs fan” and “as soon as I have the spurs replace the wizards as my #1 team... What the fuck man”.
- Conflict-Oriented: Engages in combative framing toward groups, like “This fandom is a fucking hell hole” and “Y'all mfs just be making up stats atp, none of this bs mattered like 3 years ago”.
- Public Frustration: Regularly vents personal setbacks and irritations online, such as “Damn, it does not feel like my birthday ngl, I had to work, then rolled my ankle...” and “Welcome to another episode of, where the fuck did I put the god damn can opener”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user lines up most with Bart Simpson: sports-obsessed, chaotic but good‑hearted, and constantly cracking jokes even when he’s annoyed. The timeline is full of playful, over-the-top takes like “If I was the president, I'd replace George Washingtons picture on the quarter with LeBron” and trolling ideas like the Lakers trading for Luka in “Man, luka is so good. The Mavs should definitely trade for him, I think a package including Anthony Davis would be most probable”, which feel very Bart-like. He’s passionate and ride-or-die about his teams — Lakers, Wizards/Spurs, Bills/Broncos, Giants, Panthers — loudly hyping or clowning them the way Bart loudly backs or mocks the Springfield Isotopes, seen in posts like “THE WIZARDS BEAT THE MAVS #ForTheDistrict” and “Panthers are either losing in the first around or winning the Superbowl, no in between”. There’s also a mischievous, slightly antagonistic humor in tweets like “Kawhi really out here inventing a new injury just so he has an excuse for load management” and meme-posts such as “Ubisoft while Ibuprofen”, fitting Bart’s prankish, irreverent style. At the same time, he shows loyalty and empathy, like when he says “I hope you are doing better man, you ain't deserve this shit”, which matches Bart’s softer side that appears when friends are hurting. Overall, he reads as a tall, sports-nerd, meme-spewing, secretly caring version of Bart Simpson on NBA Twitter.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they openly vent to a broad audience, joke with fanbases, and talk as if they’re in an ongoing conversation with the timeline, e.g. “It is so weird being the only person In my family who is a fan of any sports… who TF do I talk to about the crazy ass shit going on with the current NBA/NFL season”, showing a need for external interaction despite lacking it offline. Their interests and phrasing suggest strong Intuition: they spin humorous, hypothetical takes like “Light would write yujiros name in the deathnote and have him die of a heart attack, but it wouldn't work cause yujiros heart wouldn't dare attack him” and speculate about big-picture trends (“Basketball is genuinely the only sport I can see getting the same world wide popularity that soccer has”). They show clear Thinking over Feeling, using blunt, logic-tinged criticism such as “This fandom is a fucking hell hole, my god” and “Mf's really be talking shit about LeBron for stat padding like they wouldn't do the same exact fucking thing”, prioritizing argument and calling out perceived hypocrisy. Their style fits Perceiving: they roll with changing sports allegiances (“ngl, it's too depressing being a wizards fan, imma become a spurs fan”), make spontaneous humorous posts like “Welcome to another episode of, where the fuck did I put the god damn can opener”, and don’t present a structured, planned image. Overall, the mix of extroverted, debate-heavy sports/anime takes, love of hypotheticals and memes, and flexible, in-the-moment posting style best fits ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting ‘Deltarune tomorrow’ like it’s doomsday, but honestly? The only thing I’m trying to speedrun is any% to ‘hanging out with you today.’
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- As a 6'6"–6'7" warehouse warrior who survives brutal shifts and rolled ankles, you’ve clearly got elite durability — if you ever need a co-op partner for life’s IRL hard mode, I’m ready to queue.
- You compared Eli Manning to Dirk and crowned 2017 Warriors as basically untouchable — so as a serious student of your hoops takes, I gotta ask: what are the odds I crack your personal All-Time Starting Five?
- You’re out here repping #ForTheDistrict, #NewYorkForever, #LakeShow, Bills Mafia, Dawg Pound AND Keep Pounding — with that many teams in your heart, think you’ve got room on the roster for one more dedicated fan of you?
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19 • 6'6-6'7 warehouse warrior. Lakers, Spurs & cursed Wizards fan. Once rolled my ankle on my birthday and still checked the box score.– @Ant_murderdrone
Your signature cocktail
The MurderDrones Triple-OT Highball
This drink is tall and strong to match a 6'6"–6'7" hoops nerd who stays up ranting about LeBron, Bronny, and late games, like in “Honestly, LeBron probably gonna go crazy now that he don't gotta worry about that streak” and “Bronny breakout game incoming”. The bourbon/dark rum base reflects the classic, almost reverent way they talk about legends such as in “If I was the president, I'd replace George Washingtons picture on the quarter with LeBron” and “Eli manning is the dirk nowitzki of the nfl”. The energy drink splash stands in for their chaotic, meme-heavy fandom energy across NBA, NFL, and anime, seen in posts like “The broncos will win with the power of Umamusume” and “hatsune miku”. Cherry cola adds sweetness for the genuine affection behind takes like “I hope you are doing better man, you ain't deserve this shit” and their excitement in “THE WIZARDS BEAT THE MAVS #ForTheDistrict”. The coffee liqueur is a nod to warehouse shifts and aching feet in “Warehouse work is not for the weak, this shit is brutal on the feet” and birthday grind in “Damn, it does not feel like my birthday ngl, I had to work, then rolled my ankle…”. Finally, the sports-themed garnish captures their multi-team chaos from “#PorVida #forthedistrict #NewYorkForever #LakeShow , #billsmafia #dawgpound #KeepPounding #NYGiants” and joking takes like “Panthers are either losing in the first around or winning the Superbowl, no in between”, making this an experimental but heartfelt fan-cocktail.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their tweets show strong loyalty and a tendency to stick by people and teams they care about, even when it hurts. They ride for chronically painful franchises but frame it with affection and humor, like shifting from the Wizards to the Spurs while still clearly caring about both: “Ngl, it's too depressing being a wizards fan, imma become a spurs fan, I like Wemby he's cool, Tim Duncan was also pretty cool aswell” and later “Dawg, as soon as I have the spurs replace the wizards as my #1 team, the spurs start losing, and wizards start winning”. They also consistently defend players and people they feel are being treated unfairly, which reflects a fairness/loyalty instinct more than a desire to "win" arguments: “By all means give me proof that I'm wrong, but I never seen any spurs fans so violently turn on their players for having a bad game and I genuinely think that that fact is making them a more tightly knit team” and “I hope you are doing better man, you ain't deserve this shit”. Their frustration with toxic callout culture suggests they value good faith and community over clout: “mf's on mdtwt be intentionally trying to make other people appear problematic so they can show off how cool they are by calling them out and being on the right side, it's so fucking annoying”. On top of that, they repeatedly highlight hard work and grind, both in sports and their own life, like warehouse labor and job hunting: “Warehouse work will make muscles you didn't know existed ache” and “I hate applying for jobs just to either never get an interview, or for them to accept literally anyone but me”. Overall, the dominant traits are loyalty, perseverance, and a strong sense of fairness—classic Hufflepuff characteristics more than the ambition of Slytherin or the showy heroics of Gryffindor.
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Stronger - Kanye West
A well-suited song for them is “Stronger” by Kanye West, because its theme of persistence, passion, and bouncing back fits both their sports fandom and life attitude. They grind through tough, physical work like when they said “Warehouse work will make muscles you didn't know existed ache” and “Warehouse work is not for the weak, this shit is brutal on the feet”, echoing the song’s "that that don't kill me can only make me stronger" mentality. Their sports loyalty and emotional investment in teams like the Lakers, Wizards, Spurs, Bills, Panthers, Broncos, and Giants shows up in tweets such as “Ngl, it's too depressing being a wizards fan, imma become a spurs fan” and “Panthers are either losing in the first around or winning the Superbowl, no in between”, which matches the high-energy, never-quit intensity of the track. Even when online spaces get toxic, as in “This fandom is a fucking hell hole, my god”, their tone is more frustrated warrior than defeated, again aligning with the song’s resilient edge. Add in their love for high-level greatness—praising LeBron, Wemby, Embiid, Harden, and others—and Stronger becomes a perfect anthem for someone obsessed with pushing limits and enduring through ups and downs.
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