Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Acknowledges their own habits and patterns, like joking about forgetting they can post and mostly lurking in “I forget that I can post & not just lurk” and their bio saying “mostly lurking tho.”
- Humorous: Uses playful exaggeration and funny phrasing in posts like “bout to omad an entire loaf of bread or something I Need bread bro” and “just coughed while purging and barf blasted my phone 😭😭😭😭”.
- Reflective: Thinks about social media and expression, as in “there's somethign about being a small twitter account that's awesome. idk. it's just you ,your words into a void, and a chance that your shit blows up for some reason” and “you have the ability to be seen and responded to but you dont have to care . at least your thoughts are out”.
- Emotionally-open: Shares vulnerable moments and feelings, like being embarrassed about old posts in “forgot I posted anything at all on here ough cringe” and anxiety about family knowing in “my dad. found out.which means EVERYONE KNOWSS AHHHH IM SCREAMING INTO THE VOID”.
- Engaged-observer: Pays attention to details and comments on them, like misreading text in “i thought the 'soft' said '50ft' and I was very confused for a good 5 seconds” and analyzing media reactions in “everyone is saying it sucks man the hell should I watch then”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered-eating: Tweets indicate harmful eating behaviors, such as “bout to omad an entire loaf of bread or something”, identifying as “primarily edtwt” in the bio, and describing purging in “just coughed while purging and barf blasted my phone”.
- Body-insecurity: Expresses dissatisfaction with body and height, like “i deserve to be taller than this”, being jealous in “grrrr jealous of oomf 👊... damn you.oomf....”, and calling themselves “my fat ass” after eating candy in “my fat ass ate all the damn candy 😭”.
- Sleep-irregularity: Mentions a disrupted sleep schedule and staying up late, as in “fucked up my sleep schedule again but it's alr we ball” and joking about going to bed immediately after posting in “just kidding! going to bed Right now!”.
- Low-visibility-comfort: Prefers not being seen, which can limit connection, shown in “i also like livejournal a Lot bc NOBODY sees your stuff ther” and enjoying being a small account in “it's just you ,your words into a void”.
- Social-anxiety: Shows discomfort with attention and family knowing personal things, as in “my dad. found out.which means EVERYONE KNOWSS AHHHH IM SCREAMING INTO THE VOID” and dreading going out in “#notexcited for my mama to make me go out for dinner tomorrow but it's ok”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: introspective, self-aware, and a bit existential while still being funny and online-poisoned. Like Lisa, they overthink visibility and being perceived, talking about the appeal of being ignored on the internet in posts like “there's somethign about being a small twitter account that's awesome. idk. it's just you ,your words into a void, and a chance that your shit blows up for some reason” and “you have the ability to be seen and responded to but you dont have to care . at least your thoughts are out”. The way they joke about their own habits and body, such as “mom made me an easter basket and my fat ass ate all the damn candy 😭” and the ED-adjacent humor implied in “just coughed while purging and barf blasted my phone 😭😭😭😭”, fits Lisa’s anxious, self-critical inner monologue filtered through dark humor. Their late-night posting and self-aware cringe, like “forgot I posted anything at all on here ough cringe”, feels very Lisa trying to process feelings in her journal or sax instead of out loud. Overall, they read as someone smart, sensitive, and hyper-online, dealing with their own issues while overanalyzing the social dynamics around them—very Lisa coded.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they talk about liking being a small account and posting into the void rather than being widely seen, e.g. “there's somethign about being a small twitter account that's awesome. idk. it's just you ,your words into a void, and a chance that your shit blows up for some reason” and “i also like livejournal a Lot bc NOBODY sees your stuff ther”. Their focus shows Intuition (N) more than Sensing: they often reflect on the idea of online presence and expression rather than concrete details, like “you have the ability to be seen and responded to but you dont have to care . at least your thoughts are out”, and they joke in a conceptual way about their relationship with posting, e.g. “I forget that I can post & not just lurk”. They show a strong Feeling (F) orientation, prioritizing emotions, validation, and self-image over logic, seen in emotionally charged posts like “grrrr jealous of oomf 👊... damn you.oomf....” and self-esteem/body-image posts such as “mom made me an easter basket and my fat ass ate all the damn candy 😭” and the purge-related tweet “just coughed while purging and barf blasted my phone 😭😭😭😭”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving (P): they mention a messed-up sleep schedule with a casual attitude “fucked up my sleep schedule again but it's alr we ball” and impulsive behavior around food and daily life, like “bout to omad an entire loaf of bread or something I Need bread bro”. Overall, this combination of introspective posting, value-driven emotional content, and laid-back, unstructured lifestyle best fits INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said being a small Twitter account feels like yelling into the void, but if I’m the one who hears you, does that make me your favorite echo?
- You ‘omad an entire loaf of bread’—how about next time we carb-load together and see if the taste really changes when you’re sharing the bite with someone?
- You forgot you can post and mostly lurk, but I’m kind of glad you slipped up, because now I get to crush on the guy who treats Twitter like a diary with a chance of going viral.
- You said your mom made you an Easter basket and you ‘ate all the damn candy’—is that why you’re this sweet or were you just born like that?
- You barf-blasted your phone while purging and still had the sense of humor to tweet it… I don’t want to lovebomb you, but that level of unhinged honesty is exactly my type.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
20 • he/him • part-time lurker, full-time bread enthusiast. Once barfed on my phone mid-tweet and still didn’t log off.– @anthonygoon666
Your signature cocktail
The Lurking Loaf OMADtini
The Lurking Loaf OMADtini is a wired-but-sweet concoction for someone who keeps saying they’ll log off and then absolutely doesn’t, like in “just kidding! going to bed Right now!”. A vodka shot is the blunt, no-frills base—straightforward and a little brutal, like “bout to omad an entire loaf of bread or something I Need bread bro”. Cold brew coffee channels the messed-up sleep schedule and chaotic late-night energy of “fucked up my sleep schedule again but it's alr we ball”. A honey-vanilla syrup adds a soft sweetness for the quieter, introspective side that loves being a small voice in the void, as in “there's somethign about being a small twitter account that's awesome. idk. it's just you ,your words into a void”. Sea salt saline drops nod to the self-deprecating, slightly messy edge of “just coughed while purging and barf blasted my phone 😭😭😭😭”, giving it a sharp little sting. Finally, a citrus soda splash adds chaotic fizz and scroll-brain energy, perfect for someone who forgets they can post, like “I forget that I can post & not just lurk”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show a low-key, down‑to‑earth way of relating to social media that fits Hufflepuff’s humble, steady vibe. They describe enjoying being a small, unnoticed account: “there's somethign about being a small twitter account that's awesome. idk. it's just you ,your words into a void, and a chance that your shit blows up for some reason” and “i also like livejournal a Lot bc NOBODY sees your stuff ther”, which suggests comfort with modesty rather than ambition or spotlight-seeking. Their advice-like reflection “you have the ability to be seen and responded to but you dont have to care . at least your thoughts are out” shows a calm, accepting attitude toward others and themselves, leaning more toward gentle kindness than razor‑sharp wit or power-seeking. Even when they joke about food and body image, like “mom made me an easter basket and my fat ass ate all the damn candy 😭” and “bout to omad an entire loaf of bread or something I Need bread bro”, there’s a self-deprecating, relatable warmth rather than a competitive edge. Overall, the lack of overt ambition (Slytherin), intellectual branding (Ravenclaw), or dramatic heroics (Gryffindor), combined with their modest, reflective, and quietly kind posture, points most strongly to Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
nobody - Mitski
A fitting song for @anthonygoon666 is nobody by Mitski, because it captures the mix of loneliness, self-deprecation, and dark humor in their posts. They clearly enjoy being small and unseen online, saying there’s “something about being a small twitter account that's awesome... it's just you ,your words into a void” “there's somethign about being a small twitter account that's awesome. idk. it's just you ,your words into a void, and a chance that your shit blows up for some reason”, which echoes the song’s themes of talking into the void and wanting connection. Their love of obscure, low-visibility spaces like LiveJournal reinforces that vibe of quiet isolation: “i also like livejournal a Lot bc NOBODY sees your stuff ther”. The self-critical, body-focused humor in tweets like “mom made me an easter basket and my fat ass ate all the damn candy 😭” and “just coughed while purging and barf blasted my phone 😭😭😭😭” also aligns with Mitski’s tendency to turn internal turmoil into wry, emotionally raw confession. Even their joking frustration about daily life and their body — from “i deserve to be taller than this” to “bout to omad an entire loaf of bread or something I Need bread bro” — fits the song’s blend of vulnerability and resigned, almost absurdist humor about oneself.
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