Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about stress, joy, and frustration, e.g. “i cant fucking do this oh my god im sick and my dad was screaming at me…” and “apparently i went up by a whole grade in my spanish class from my last test, im so happy…”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes patterns in their mental state and relationships, like “i thought i’d get more depressed after losing that one friend but honestly im the same if not better.. my mental health still sucks but not bc of them”.
- Passionate fan: Shows strong, consistent interest in Ronin and visual novels, e.g. “js replayed ronins route on kc i just fell in love with him even more…” and “i’m so excited for valentines, i already bought ronins valentine dlc thingy”.
- Community-oriented: Interacts with mutuals and tags others, such as “5 things i like & 5 oomfs to do the same… @catboyrennyah …” and celebrating “ALSO AYYYY 400 OOMFS”.
- Values safety: Critiques more harmful spaces and blocks triggering content, shown by “shedtwt >>>> shtt/edtt. i fucking hate those sides of tiktok becausw why are they encouraging people to get worse ive had to block so many accounts on there”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive thoughts: Frequently expresses suicidal ideation, e.g. “Maybe ill commit tonight who knows” and “i need to die what the actual fuck”.
- Disordered eating: Obsesses over fasting, calories, and weight, like “gnna try fasting until Saturday bc i ate so much today…”, “i need tips on how to fast for over 24 hours…”, and “i didnt weigh myself for yhree days now i lost 3kg im so happy omg”.
- Negative self-image: Talks about their body harshly, e.g. “being short and fat is like a curse bc why do i look like a fucking tree stump” and “being overweight on edtwt is so embarrassing bru”.
- Self-harm behavior: Mentions active self-harm and tools, such as “i js reopened a scab and its bleeding so much HELP JT WONT STOP”, “I keep reopening healing cuts and it hurts so bad”, and “is buying kai razors a bad idea…”.
- Family conflict: Experiences intense conflict with parents that worsens stress, e.g. “my dad was yelling at me bc i woke up two minutes late” and “My dad screamed at me because i didnt wanna eat and then said 'Its always like this with you women'”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, this user is bright and capable but feels deeply misunderstood and isolated, e.g. when they say “My dads being so rude to me rn it feels like i have no one” and “i think wanting someone to notice is too much to ask for”. Lisa often struggles with perfectionism and pressure around school and self-worth, which mirrors this user’s academic pride and anxiety, such as “apparently i went up by a whole grade in my spanish class from my last test, im so happy” and their intense self-criticism after eating (“omfg bru i was supposed to fast until tmr now im eating im such a chud”). The user’s strained family dynamics, with conflicting parental messages about food (“my.mum getting mad at me for eating less when shes been fat shaming me… my dad gets mad whe i dont wanna eat unhealthy”), resemble the way Lisa often feels caught between adults who don’t really understand her. Finally, their reliance on a special interest/fictional character to cope (“hes the only thing keeping me from ending my shit”) echoes Lisa’s tendency to throw herself into causes, hobbies, and idols to survive emotional pain.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): their world revolves around their inner feelings, online niche communities, and a fictional comfort character rather than offline social life, e.g. calling the account “my virtual diary” and saying “hes the only thing keeping me from ending my shit”, plus worrying that friends secretly find them ugly in “what if im the ugliest person my friends have ever seen theyre just luing to me”. They appear more iNtuitive (N) than Sensing: although they track calories (a concrete detail), much of their focus is on meaning, identity, and imagined scenarios—hyperfixation on Ronin and yume shipping in “js replayed ronins route … i just fell in love with him even more i love him sm #yumeship” and comparing themselves to abstract ideals like a younger weight in “when i was like 12 i was 45kg, man i want that back so so bad”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F): they react strongly to perceived unfairness and emotional slights, like their dad’s comments in “My dad screamed at me because i didnt wanna eat and then said 'Its always like this with you women' WHAT?” and feeling devastated over someone taking their bus seat in “person walking infront of me onnthe bus stole my fav seat i might kill myself”. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P): their eating/fasting plans keep changing impulsively—“Broke my fast only after 19 hours #pathetic” and “omfg bru i was supposed to fast until tmr now im eating im such a chud”—and they often describe themselves as struggling with consistency rather than following rigid, structured routines. The combination of intense inner emotional life, idealization of fictional relationships, and fluctuating, unstructured behavior aligns most closely with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Ronin is the only thing keeping you here, can I at least be the DLC that gives you +1 reason to stay online a bit longer?
- You’re worried your chocolate frappe was miscounted at 294 cals, but I’m way more concerned that nobody’s counted how many times you’ve made my heart spike just scrolling your shedtwt posts.
- You went up a whole grade in Spanish—if I say ‘eres perfecto para mí,’ does that earn me a spot in your virtual diary next to Ronin, or is that like, advanced level only?
- You call yourself a ‘sh larp’ because you brushed bb beans once years ago, but honestly the only roleplay I’m interested in is ‘overweight edtwt loser’ x ‘delusional ronin yume’ enemies-to-lovers slowburn.
- You get jealous of other Ronin yumes with more merch and art, but if love was something you could flex like a collection, you’d already be my limited edition, holographic, never-trading-away grail card.
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Your new Twitter bio
17 • he/him • UK. Balancing college, Spanish grades, and too many visual novels. Once nearly fell on the bus and made it my entire personality.– @antichrist_
Your signature cocktail
Ronin’s Shed Frappe Fizz
This cocktail is a jittery, high-energy mix, because they’re constantly bouncing between panic on the bus and college chaos, like in “bus driver started driving as i was still walking to my seat and i nearly fell and everyone was watching oh my god im gonna cry wtf” and “i really dont wanna be here lmfoa”. The espresso and cocoa base reflect their all-or-nothing, OMAD/fasting loops and late-night breakdowns, as seen in “My omad was a bit too big i feel sick” and “gonna try not to eat until friday cuz i ate sm today 😵💫”. Cola is a nod to their comfort in fizzy junky treats and explicit love of that vibe in “5 things i like & 5 oomfs to do the same… 4. dr pepper”. The chocolate frappe foam represents their anxious sweetness and calorie-obsessed worry over little treats in “i had a chocolate frappe it said it was only 294cals… im really worried about it”. The lime adds a sharp, almost painful bitterness for their self-hate and intrusive harm thoughts, like “why are they encouraging people to get worse… ive had to block so many accounts on there” and “Maybe ill commit tonight who knows”. Finally, the silver glitter on top is their sparkling yume fixation and tiny joys—Ronin, visual novels, and moots—captured in “js replayed ronins route on kc i just fell in love with him even more” and “5 things i like & 5 oomfs to do the same… 1. visual novels 2. ronin”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The clearest throughline in their tweets is emotional loyalty and persistence rather than ambition, bravado, or cold logic. They talk about trying to keep going despite everything, like when they say they’re “literally trying so hard to stay alive” even as their dad yells at them for waking up late: “im literally trying so hard to stay alive and my dad was yelling at me bc i woke up two minutes late”. Their attachment to their f/o Ronin also reads very Hufflepuff-ish in its devotion and comfort-seeking: they call him the only thing keeping them going — “'shut up abt ur f/o you mention him every two seconds' hes the only thing keeping me from ending my shit” and gush about replaying his route and buying his Valentine DLC: “js replayed ronins route on kc i just fell in love with him even more i love him sm #yumeship”, “i’m so excited for valentines, i already bought ronins valentine dlc thingy (⁎˃ᴗ˂⁎)”. They value fairness and are disturbed by communities that actively harm others, e.g. distancing themselves from certain ED/sh content because it encourages people to get worse: “i fucking hate those sides of tiktok becausw why are they encouraging people to get worse ive had to block so many accounts on there”. While their self-talk is harsh, their core traits are emotional endurance, intense attachment, and a quiet sense that people should be kinder and more understanding — all strongly aligned with Hufflepuff’s loyalty and heart over the flashier traits of the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
A fitting song for them is Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus, because it captures the mix of teenage alienation, dark humor, and intense feelings they express. They often feel misunderstood and treated unfairly by adults, like when they say their dad yelled at them and forced them out mid panic attack so badly they felt like they "need to die" (“i cant fucking do this oh my god im sick and my dad was screaming at me and he forced me out the door mid panic attack…”). The song’s lonely, outcast vibe also fits their self-image as "short and fat" and embarrassed on edtwt (“being short and fat is like a curse bc why do i look like a fucking tree stump”, “being overweight on edtwt is so embarrassing bru”). At the same time, they cling to their hyperfixations—like Ronin being "the only thing keeping me from ending my shit" (“'shut up abt ur f/o you mention him every two seconds' hes the only thing keeping me from ending my shit”)—just as the song’s narrator clings to his crush and music as an escape from misery. The contrast between their cute typing style and emoticons and their heavy topics (self-harm, ED, suicidal thoughts) mirrors the song’s bittersweet mix of upbeat sound and painful lyrics about teen life.
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