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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson best: smart, hyper-online about niche interests, and very opinionated but ultimately earnest. Like Lisa info-dumps about jazz or political causes, this user goes deep into game mechanics and theorycrafting, e.g. “nicole has 2 paths i expect from her. 1. bennet ender + off field attacks. 2. best pyro dps” and “id gag if linnea is finally a burgeon focused unit because i seriously think its one of the funnest reactions but theres nothing to buff it other than shoving em on people + a sustainable healer”. They’re also openly critical and a bit preachy about fairness and behavior, much like Lisa calling people out, as seen in “ill never get people who bully people who get famous… like bitch ur mad that they have more success than you???” and “had to stop speaking to a tardttore stan because its draining knowing that im right and they’re wrong”. Despite the sharp tone, there’s a clear emotional core and intense fandom love—very Lisa-with-her-obsessions energy—shown in “‘columbina’ is how we say ‘goddess’ in nodkrai” and their ongoing pull/savings threads like “zibai c0r1 savings ~ a thread”. The combination of analytical nerdiness, moral certainty, and heartfelt stanning aligns far more with Lisa than with the more chaotic Bart or laid-back Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with fandoms, leakers and oomfs, and openly narrate their experiences and feelings to an audience (e.g. “never trust no dl. he literally just called me and was asking for my address… I KNOW HOW THIS IS GONNA GO.”), showing comfort with social attention and drama-sharing. Their style is strongly Intuitive: they’re drawn to concepts, possibilities and character fantasies rather than concrete, real‑life details, like speculating about future kits and roles (“nicole has 2 paths i expect from her. 1. bennet ender + off field attacks. 2. best pyro dps”) and worldbuilding‑ish joking (“‘columbina’ is how we say ‘goddess’ in nodkrai”). Their judgments are clearly Feeling‑oriented: they react in emotional, value‑based terms, venting about fairness and people’s behavior (“ill never get people who bully people who get famous… like bitch ur mad that they have more success than you???”) and forming intense parasocial attachments and stan language (“let this please be the year of madison beer”). Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: their gaming and pulling behavior is impulsive and reactive (“just uninstalled after wasting an hour and a half of my time. instant chop. no one play this trash ass game”), yet they still hold loose, flexible plans like savings threads (“zibai c0r1 savings ~ a thread (ill try to update at least once a week…)”), indicating enthusiasm and adaptability over rigid structure. Taken together—expressive social energy, abstract fandom speculation, emotionally charged values, and spontaneous but passionate planning—ENFP is the best overall fit.

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AR60 theorycrafter & character apologist. Uninstalled Endfield once, still saving for C0R1 banners. Once 101-pulled for Zibai and called it ‘strategy’.– @ANTICORDlAL

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This cocktail is strong but pretty, like someone who hits AR 60 and still rants about buffs and team comps while screaming “WE’RE AR 60?!?!” and obsessing over optimal builds in threads like “zibai c0r1 savings ~ a thread”. The jasmine gin and floral foam channel their ethereal worship of Columbina and Zibai, from “columbina in 4 hours” to full-on devotion like “columbina in 4 hours” and calling her “JESUSBINA” in “JESUSBINA IN ONE DAY”. Sparkling rosé with glitter mirrors their dramatic, stan-Twitter glam energy when they say things like “when 2 mothers come together and maximize their joint slay” and lose it over visuals in “THIS ARTISTRY??? THE CINEMATOGRAPHY???”. The spicy chili-honey syrup captures their sharp, occasionally unhinged takes – uninstalling games in “instant chop. no one play this trash ass game 😭” and dragging tierlists in “im fucking dead”. Finally, bright yuzu soda keeps it playful and experimental, matching the chaotic, meme-heavy tone of posts like “the wheelchair of all wheelchairs im ctfu” and their gleeful plotting of future pulls in “5 pity on both banners and i will be getting c0r1 zibai”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong blend of ambition, competitiveness, and sharp tongue that aligns most with Slytherin. They are extremely goal‑oriented in gacha/gaming, obsessively planning and tracking “wins” and resources, like saving and pulling for top characters: “zibai c0r1 savings ~ a thread (ill try to update at least once a week, 5 pity on both banners basically)”, “5 pity on both banners and i will be getting c0r1 zibai”, and flexing, “i now officially have c0r1 columbina”. There is also a consistent willingness to be cutting or ruthless toward people or things they dislike: “just uninstalled after wasting an hour and a half of my time. instant chop. no one play this trash ass game 😭 everyone deleting their arknights endfield!” and “had to stop speaking to a tardttore stan because its draining knowing that im right and they’re wrong”. They take pride in being an early/"real" fan and gatekeep status, which fits Slytherin’s desire for distinction and hierarchy: “I WAS THERE. ALL OF YOU NEW GEN KAKEGURUI FANS GET TO THE BACK OF THE LINE. I ALSO HAVE THE TWIN MANGA SO HUSH”. Even in social situations they’re wary and self‑protective, as with the DL guy: “I KNOW HOW THIS IS GONNA GO.”, which shows the self‑preservation and cautious, calculating mindset typical of Slytherins. While they have moments of enthusiasm and fandom passion, the dominant throughline is ambitious min‑maxing, status‑consciousness, and strategic edge, making Slytherin the best fit.

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A fitting song for them is “Reckless” by Madison Beer, because their timeline mixes intense emotion, online drama, and a low-key vulnerable undertone behind all the stan bravado. They’re openly rooting for Madison’s success, like when they say “let this please be the year of madison beer” and react to her content with tweets such as “just watched the dumb dumb music video for the millionth time”. Their feed is full of high-stakes obsessions—Dottore endings, pulling limited characters, and intense fandom takes—which mirrors the song’s theme of giving too much of yourself and getting burned, as seen when they say “had to stop speaking to a tardttore stan because its draining knowing that im right and they’re wrong”. Even their caution around relationships, like “never trust no dl… I KNOW HOW THIS IS GONNA GO.”, echoes “Reckless”’s narrative about being hurt by people who weren’t as careful with their feelings. Overall, their dramatic, stan-coded, and slightly jaded vibe lines up perfectly with the emotional intensity and vulnerability of Madison Beer’s “Reckless.”

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