Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong, consistent enthusiasm for games and idols, e.g. saving and planning for Zibai pulls and celebrating Columbina: “zibai c0r1 savings ~ a thread”, “WE GOT COLUMBINA”.
- Supportive friend: Engages positively with oomfs and other fans, like rallying people to share showcases and celebrating others’ work: “everyone drop down their emilie showcases on the dottore weekly!”, “THIS IS SO GOODDDD”.
- Humorous commentator: Uses humor and memes to react to media and games, e.g. “cyno not even in a wheelchair he’s just taking an uber” and “the wheelchair of all wheelchairs im ctfu”.
- Analytical gamer: Thinks critically about builds, balance, and team comps, asking for and sharing optimization details: “so in a zibai team, what artifacts should columbina have?” and “jean coming to end faruzan with her 75% anemo res shred…”.
- Clear boundaries: Recognizes red flags and chooses to protect themselves, as in rejecting the DL guy’s invitation: “I KNOW HOW THIS IS GONNA GO.”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and aggressive phrasing toward people or things, e.g. “no one play this trash ass game 😭” and “why is this uggo coming for chasca…”.
- Overinvested fandom: Emotional state seems heavily tied to game/character outcomes, shown by intense reactions to buffs, leaks, and pulls: “still mad asf jean didn’t make an appearance…”, “if we dont get that grammy ill be fuming”.
- Dismissive criticism: Tends to completely write things off instead of nuanced critique, e.g. “ark nights is boring me its tje same space station slop” and instantly uninstalling Endfield: “instant chop. no one play this trash ass game”.
- Online hostility: Engages in conflict-heavy language toward other fans or stans, e.g. “had to stop speaking to a tardttore stan because its draining knowing that im right and they’re wrong” and “#SEELEISOVERPARTY”.
- Impulsive reactions: Makes quick, extreme decisions based on frustration, like uninstalling after one bad session: “just uninstalled after wasting an hour and a half of my time. instant chop.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: smart, hyper-online about niche interests, and very opinionated but ultimately earnest. Like Lisa info-dumps about jazz or political causes, this user goes deep into game mechanics and theorycrafting, e.g. “nicole has 2 paths i expect from her. 1. bennet ender + off field attacks. 2. best pyro dps” and “id gag if linnea is finally a burgeon focused unit because i seriously think its one of the funnest reactions but theres nothing to buff it other than shoving em on people + a sustainable healer”. They’re also openly critical and a bit preachy about fairness and behavior, much like Lisa calling people out, as seen in “ill never get people who bully people who get famous… like bitch ur mad that they have more success than you???” and “had to stop speaking to a tardttore stan because its draining knowing that im right and they’re wrong”. Despite the sharp tone, there’s a clear emotional core and intense fandom love—very Lisa-with-her-obsessions energy—shown in “‘columbina’ is how we say ‘goddess’ in nodkrai” and their ongoing pull/savings threads like “zibai c0r1 savings ~ a thread”. The combination of analytical nerdiness, moral certainty, and heartfelt stanning aligns far more with Lisa than with the more chaotic Bart or laid-back Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with fandoms, leakers and oomfs, and openly narrate their experiences and feelings to an audience (e.g. “never trust no dl. he literally just called me and was asking for my address… I KNOW HOW THIS IS GONNA GO.”), showing comfort with social attention and drama-sharing. Their style is strongly Intuitive: they’re drawn to concepts, possibilities and character fantasies rather than concrete, real‑life details, like speculating about future kits and roles (“nicole has 2 paths i expect from her. 1. bennet ender + off field attacks. 2. best pyro dps”) and worldbuilding‑ish joking (“‘columbina’ is how we say ‘goddess’ in nodkrai”). Their judgments are clearly Feeling‑oriented: they react in emotional, value‑based terms, venting about fairness and people’s behavior (“ill never get people who bully people who get famous… like bitch ur mad that they have more success than you???”) and forming intense parasocial attachments and stan language (“let this please be the year of madison beer”). Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: their gaming and pulling behavior is impulsive and reactive (“just uninstalled after wasting an hour and a half of my time. instant chop. no one play this trash ass game”), yet they still hold loose, flexible plans like savings threads (“zibai c0r1 savings ~ a thread (ill try to update at least once a week…)”), indicating enthusiasm and adaptability over rigid structure. Taken together—expressive social energy, abstract fandom speculation, emotionally charged values, and spontaneous but passionate planning—ENFP is the best overall fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Columbina is how you say ‘goddess’ in Nodkrai, what’s the word for the being who hit AR60, pulled C0R1 Columbina AND is saving for C0R1 Zibai… because I think I just found my new religion.
- You uninstalled Arknights Endfield after an hour and a half, but I promise I won’t waste your time like that—give me one date and if I don’t slay harder than your premium Columbina–Lauma–cat sisters team, you can instant chop me too.
- You’re out here theorycrafting Nicole as ‘Bennett ender + off-field attacks’ and praying she’s a second Columbina… meanwhile I’m just trying to be your best support: constant buffs, strong shield, and always on-field whenever you need me.
- You said Madison Beer chapter 36.5 in Dead by Daylight is peak, but honestly the real horror experience is me trying to act normal when you start live-tweeting Genshin leaks and WWE Unreal in the same timeline—jump scare was my feelings.
- You dragged that ‘uggo coming for Chasca’ and defended Yumeko, Columbina, Jean and Madison Beer in one feed… I like my people loyal to their faves. Maybe next you could defend me—from a life where I haven’t taken you on a date yet.
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AR60 theorycrafter & character apologist. Uninstalled Endfield once, still saving for C0R1 banners. Once 101-pulled for Zibai and called it ‘strategy’.– @ANTICORDlAL
Your signature cocktail
Jesusbina’s AR60 Headspin
This cocktail is strong but pretty, like someone who hits AR 60 and still rants about buffs and team comps while screaming “WE’RE AR 60?!?!” and obsessing over optimal builds in threads like “zibai c0r1 savings ~ a thread”. The jasmine gin and floral foam channel their ethereal worship of Columbina and Zibai, from “columbina in 4 hours” to full-on devotion like “columbina in 4 hours” and calling her “JESUSBINA” in “JESUSBINA IN ONE DAY”. Sparkling rosé with glitter mirrors their dramatic, stan-Twitter glam energy when they say things like “when 2 mothers come together and maximize their joint slay” and lose it over visuals in “THIS ARTISTRY??? THE CINEMATOGRAPHY???”. The spicy chili-honey syrup captures their sharp, occasionally unhinged takes – uninstalling games in “instant chop. no one play this trash ass game 😭” and dragging tierlists in “im fucking dead”. Finally, bright yuzu soda keeps it playful and experimental, matching the chaotic, meme-heavy tone of posts like “the wheelchair of all wheelchairs im ctfu” and their gleeful plotting of future pulls in “5 pity on both banners and i will be getting c0r1 zibai”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show a strong blend of ambition, competitiveness, and sharp tongue that aligns most with Slytherin. They are extremely goal‑oriented in gacha/gaming, obsessively planning and tracking “wins” and resources, like saving and pulling for top characters: “zibai c0r1 savings ~ a thread (ill try to update at least once a week, 5 pity on both banners basically)”, “5 pity on both banners and i will be getting c0r1 zibai”, and flexing, “i now officially have c0r1 columbina”. There is also a consistent willingness to be cutting or ruthless toward people or things they dislike: “just uninstalled after wasting an hour and a half of my time. instant chop. no one play this trash ass game 😭 everyone deleting their arknights endfield!” and “had to stop speaking to a tardttore stan because its draining knowing that im right and they’re wrong”. They take pride in being an early/"real" fan and gatekeep status, which fits Slytherin’s desire for distinction and hierarchy: “I WAS THERE. ALL OF YOU NEW GEN KAKEGURUI FANS GET TO THE BACK OF THE LINE. I ALSO HAVE THE TWIN MANGA SO HUSH”. Even in social situations they’re wary and self‑protective, as with the DL guy: “I KNOW HOW THIS IS GONNA GO.”, which shows the self‑preservation and cautious, calculating mindset typical of Slytherins. While they have moments of enthusiasm and fandom passion, the dominant throughline is ambitious min‑maxing, status‑consciousness, and strategic edge, making Slytherin the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Reckless - Madison Beer
A fitting song for them is “Reckless” by Madison Beer, because their timeline mixes intense emotion, online drama, and a low-key vulnerable undertone behind all the stan bravado. They’re openly rooting for Madison’s success, like when they say “let this please be the year of madison beer” and react to her content with tweets such as “just watched the dumb dumb music video for the millionth time”. Their feed is full of high-stakes obsessions—Dottore endings, pulling limited characters, and intense fandom takes—which mirrors the song’s theme of giving too much of yourself and getting burned, as seen when they say “had to stop speaking to a tardttore stan because its draining knowing that im right and they’re wrong”. Even their caution around relationships, like “never trust no dl… I KNOW HOW THIS IS GONNA GO.”, echoes “Reckless”’s narrative about being hurt by people who weren’t as careful with their feelings. Overall, their dramatic, stan-coded, and slightly jaded vibe lines up perfectly with the emotional intensity and vulnerability of Madison Beer’s “Reckless.”
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