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Your Simpsons character
They align most closely with Lisa Simpson, who mixes bookish introspection, leftist politics, and feeling out of place. Like Lisa, they’re intellectually inclined and self-analytical, worrying about growth and accountability as seen when they unpack an essay thread in “I do get what she means by arrested development and avoiding accountability and growth through labeling (like attachment styles)”. Their political awareness and criticism of orientalism and diaspora discourse echo Lisa’s moral seriousness, for example in “orientalism 101” and “I am also disgusted seeing people in the diaspora easily support such violence”. They also share Lisa’s sense of alienation and sensitivity, reflected in “It feels annoying knowing that all of who I am makes me an enigma and oddity no matter where I go” and “I always saw myself as a bit of a loser, so when people tell me I'm cool I feel shocked”. At the same time, they’re creative, artsy, and earnest about media and culture—gushing over manga and films like in “Inshallah this year I will watch all the satyajit ray movies” and “Finished reading part one guys...”—which further solidifies the Lisa parallel.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: they describe themselves as lurking (“literally will be lurking on here”), feel out of place and enigmatic (“It feels annoying knowing that all of who I am makes me an enigma and oddity no matter where I go”), and often focus on their inner world and emotional struggles rather than constant socializing, even when mentioning parties or cons. Their style is clearly iNtuitive: they enjoy media and ideas for their themes and symbolism, like discussing Chainsaw Man in terms of attachment and narrative structure (“You'll read chainsaw man and question who you're most attached too but they're all enthralling”; “I love the setup of this page in particular because of how it establishes the branches of the story”), and they reflect abstractly on politics and identity (“The zohran and trump moment was funny yeah, but it was also reflective of how empty such movements are…”). They are strongly Feeling-oriented: they center emotions, empathy, and values, such as being disturbed by violence in diaspora politics (“I am also disgusted seeing people in the diaspora easily support such violence”), worrying about trust and relationships (“I need to trust someone irl in the way I trust 2 people online”), and openly discussing depression and self-worth (“thank you to everyone who has called me smart over the years, unfortunately I'm also depressed”). Their approach points to Perceiving rather than Judging: they talk about procrastination, chaos, and reacting to life rather than meticulous planning, like scrambling with grades and the curve (“All theres left to do is pray the curve saves me”), realizing late they need LinkedIn (“Realizing I have to develop my linkedin profile 3 years into my degree”), and framing life as arcs and vibes rather than schedules (“I should just enter my winter arc or smth”). Taken together—introspective, idealistic, emotionally candid, values-driven, and somewhat unstructured—they fit best as INFP.

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20 • Bangladeshi diasporic commie, anime & media nerd. Once stayed awake for finals week powered only by budots, iced coffee, and righteous indignation.– @antigonoshotro

Your signature cocktail
This drink rides the line between soft and chaotic, like putting on a budots playlist instead of drinking coffee to stay awake (“Forgot to drink coffee today so I put on my budots playlist to stay awake”). The chai-spice gold rum nods to their diasporic, lefty, slightly dramatic brain that calls out orientalism and diaspora politics while still saying things like “Male chronically online communists are often like this” and “orientalism 101”. Bitter melon–grapefruit cordial brings a sharp, grown-up edge for someone wrestling with arrested development, therapy, and accountability (“On the question of therapy”, “I need to start getting super desperate about this one opportunity so I actually get it please inshallah I dont wanna be sad forever and maybe wanna experience life like others”). Lychee adds a shoujo-coded sweetness for the girl who gets flustered over indirect kisses and anime cons (“Went to my first party tonight, a girl flirted with me there and she let me hit her vape after her (。>////<)”, “Went to my first anime con today, we truly are fulfilling childhood dreams”). The sparkling cold brew is their perpetual academic grind and sleep-deprived meme-scrolling energy (“All theres left to do is pray the curve saves me”, “honestly this semester feels like all the forces in the world screaming at me to get my shit together”). Finally, the red chili ribbon and paper scooter garnish wink at their red highlights and the aching desire to speed through campus and life more efficiently (“I got red highlights”, “I have come up with the concept of scooter envy”).

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a reflective, analytical way of thinking that aligns most with Ravenclaw. They talk about ideas with nuance, like when they unpack a discourse thread: “I read it and okay its not even saying you can't indulge in girly hobbies or whimsy. I didnt really get the emphasis on ritual but I do get what she means by arrested development and avoiding accountability and growth through labeling (like attachment styles)”, which shows they enjoy dissecting arguments and concepts. They also clearly value learning and intellectual growth, mentioning both academics and media thoughtfully, such as stressing sleep science in “The entire sleep cycle happens around 90 minutes so thats kinda why, just how the process works” and reflecting on their semester in “honestly this semester feels like all the forces in the world screaming at me to get my shit together and they all circle me while I'm paralyzed in the middle”. Their media interests skew intellectual and artistic as well: they set themselves a goal like “Inshallah this year I will watch all the satyajit ray movies”, and they deeply analyze manga panels: “#ONEPIECE1166 I love the setup of this page in particular because of how it establishes the branches of the story”. Even when they joke about being inefficient or a "loser," there is a strong self-observant, introspective streak, as in “I am an inefficient person in a world that mandates efficiency and any attempts to be efficient means losing myself to cheap solutions”, which is very in line with a cerebral Ravenclaw temperament rather than the more social loyalty of Hufflepuff or the ambition of Slytherin.

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Beck’s “Loser” fits their self-deprecating, clever, and slightly chaotic vibe. They literally say “I always saw myself as a bit of a loser, so when people tell me I'm cool I feel shocked”, which directly echoes the song’s core refrain and ambivalent self-image. Their timeline swings between confidence and overwhelm, like “honestly this semester feels like all the forces in the world screaming at me to get my shit together and they all circle me while I'm paralyzed in the middle” and “thank you to everyone who has called me smart over the years, unfortunately I'm also depressed”, matching the song’s mix of swagger and malaise. The surreal, referential nature of the lyrics also suits someone who jokes about anime, politics, and being terminally online, like “When I go onto the app that makes me feel abnormal #sisyphus”. Overall, the track’s tone of ironic resignation with flashes of coolness mirrors their sense of being both talented and struggling, moving through life with humor, media brain, and a lingering imposter syndrome.

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