Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Enthusiastic: Shows intense excitement about interests like Poker Night and Sam & Max, e.g. “hi guys i know i don't talk about it much but i fucking love telltale and i love sam & max and i love poker night and ohhhmy god”.
- Affectionate: Expresses strong care for friends and mutuals, e.g. “AWWWW @Jellyfishmeow_ love you foomfie slash platonic” and repeated 'ily' mentions in bio and tweets.
- Creative: Regularly shares art and WIPs, like “wip #Sixmilebridge” and handmade card painting for a Halloween contest in “i'm just painting my cards for the love of the game”.
- Community‑oriented: Makes resources and prompts for others, e.g. compiling an Umamusume race list in “here is a list of every single race in Umamusume… feel free to copy to use as a personal checklist” and posting interaction bait like “int bait. interact neeeeeeeeeowplease i'm bored”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and dramatic exaggeration, like “breaking: needle found in haystack” and playful threats in “you nerfed stealth jump i swear to god i'm going to get you”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑harm: Openly references cutting and blades, e.g. “small sesh done with various items since i lost myfucking blade sfx makeup, etc. #shtwt” and “I LOST MY FUCKING BLADE IN THE DRYER I'M GOING TO TWEAKKKKKKK.”.
- Disordered‑eating: Identifies with b/p ana and engages in thinspo seeking, e.g. bio mentions and “downloading xiaohongshu because i heard the thinspo was peak asf there”.
- Negative self‑talk: Uses harsh language about self and life, e.g. “that's the anniversary of something reeeeeeally funny that ruined my life” and calling their own Gacha Life version “really mid looking” in “really mid looking gacha life 2 ver of me”.
- Emotional volatility: Rapid swings between joy and distress, e.g. hospital worry in “if i disappear i got sent to the hospital” versus all‑caps excitement in “I CAN BE MUDKIP OOHHHHHH MY GODS I CAN BE MY FAVOURITE POKEMON EVER”.
- Overexposure online: Shares highly personal and triggering content on a public account, acknowledged in “I'm a SHEDTWT ACCOUNT I CUT MYSELF DONT FOLLOW ME GUYS WHAT” and needing a priv for venting in “ok i'm making a priv because i want to vent but i don't want Certain people seeing it”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: a smart, intense, creatively driven kid who cares a lot, feels everything loudly, and lives very online with niche fixations. Like Lisa’s obsessive phases (jazz, horses, politics), they hyperfixate on specific media and topics, gushing that they "fucking love telltale and i love sam & max and i love poker night" “hi guys i know i don't talk about it much but i fucking love telltale and i love sam & max and i love poker night and ohhhmy god” and spamming horse racing/Umamusume content [“for all who need it, here is a list of every single race in Umamusume… feel free to copy to use as a personal checklist :]”](https://x.com/antiviralangel/status/2018306405803934169). They show Lisa-like empathy and concern for others with posts such as “please stay safe everyone”, while also being outspoken and morally opinionated, as when they say “can we just annihilate misogynistic men who only like girls 4 their bodies”. At the same time, they’re candid about their own mental health and self-destructive coping, like “NETKEIBA FUCKING FOLLOWED ME WHAT THE FUCK IM A SHEDTWT ACCOUNT I CUT MYSELF DONT FOLLOW ME GUYS WHAT” and “small sesh done with various items since i lost myfucking blade sfx makeup, etc. #shtwt”, which parallels Lisa’s internal struggles and feeling out-of-place despite being very capable. Their mix of earnest passion, social conscience, niche interests, and obvious emotional depth makes Lisa Simpson the best fit.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) because most posts center on niche interests and close connections rather than broad socializing, and they talk about making a private account and vetting access: “ok i'm making a priv because i want to vent but i don't want Certain people seeing it. ok” and “ok my horsetwt accont has been turned into a priv follow it @thafware and if i like you enough you get let in.”. They are clearly iNtuitive (N): they enjoy meta/4th-wall humor and conceptual fandom takes rather than just surface-level facts, e.g. “i like meta humour and 4th wall breaks... they please me” and emotionally charged reactions to media like “absolute cinema”. Their decision-making and values are Feeling (F)-oriented, with strong emotional language and concern for people’s wellbeing: “please stay safe everyone”, criticism of misogyny in moral terms “can we just annihilate misogynistic men who only like girls 4 their bodies”, and passionate affection for friends and characters like “AWWWW @Jellyfishmeow_ love you foomfie slash platonic”. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P): their timeline is highly spontaneous and reactive (e.g. rapid quote-tweeting memes and fandom news), they admit boredom and impulsively seek interaction “int bait. interact neeeeeeeeeowplease i'm bored”, and they often change plans on a whim, as in “actually no ill do it june 8th.”. Putting this together, their online behavior most closely matches INFP—introverted, idealistic, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous in how they engage with interests and relationships.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Poker Night is ‘peak’ to you, what are the odds you’d let me sit in on a game where the grand prize is getting to be your favourite Inscryption card?
- You said you can be Mudkip now, but I’m trying to be the real prize here—because ngl, ‘I herd u liek Mudkip’ is exactly the energy I get from your timeline.
- You made a full doc of every Umamusume race and still somehow I’m not on your checklist… any chance I can be added as a limited banner unit: ‘Ware’s Favourite Moot (SSR)’?
- You said you’re just painting your Halloween contest cards ‘for the love of the game’—I’m kinda doing the same but with this DM, painting my shot for the love of the artist.
- You lost your blade in the dryer, Windows forced an update, and yet JOY IS REAL when Skunkape or Umamusume bless you—mind if I try to be another one of those small joys on your tl?
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Your new Twitter bio
Ware/P03 • 16 • artist & card painter powered by sharks, Inscryption, Sam & Max, and too many horses. Once lost a blade in the dryer, still drawing.– @antiviralangel
Your signature cocktail
The Poker Night Sharkbyte
This cocktail is electric and a little unhinged, like someone live‑tweeting their hyperfixations and joyposting about games: “hi guys i know i don't talk about it much but i fucking love telltale and i love sam & max and i love poker night and ohhhmy god”. Blue curaçao gives it a shark‑blue glow for their thresher shark love and general ocean vibes: [“fav animal: thresher shark :]”](https://x.com/antiviralangel/status/2017351571982434532). Sparkling yuzu lemonade adds a bright, fizzy sweetness for their excitable, caps‑lock highs like “I CAN BE MUDKIP OOHHHHHH MY GODS I CAN BE MY FAVOURITE POKEMON EVER”. A shot of espresso captures their wired, slightly chaotic energy and late‑night drawing/gaming grind, as seen in art posts like “wip of one of my favs” and obsessive horse/game tracking: “for all who need it, here is a list of every single race in Umamusume”. The dash of chili bitters nods to their sharp tongue and readiness to bite back at bad actors and misogyny, e.g. “people like this really gotta go man” and “can we just annihilate misogynistic men who only like girls 4 their bodies”. Finally, edible silver glitter swirls through the drink like a hyperactive timeline, celebrating the way they hype friends and moots with theatrical affection: “i'm so honoured” and “moot my dearest favoomf NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Ware/P03 reads most strongly as a Hufflepuff because of how much they center relationships, support, and shared joy. They repeatedly hype up and celebrate others, like calling someone their “favourite streamer!!!!!!!!!” and showering them with enthusiasm in “happy birthday to my favourite streamer!!!!!!!!! yay yay yay”, or warmly affirming mutuals in tweets like “don't know you too well but my first impressions have been really good!!!!” and “hmm yes you please me. do sick dances as part of my royal court /j in all seriousness you're so fucking awesome and cool”. They also show strong loyalty and attachment, e.g. shouting out people they love in their bio, and tweeting “AWWWW @Jellyfishmeow_ love you foomfie slash platonic”, which fits Hufflepuff’s emphasis on close bonds. Even when they’re struggling, they turn outward with care, as in “please stay safe everyone”, showing concern for others’ wellbeing. While they have bits of impulsive Gryffindor energy and creative Ravenclaw-esque fandom engagement, the throughline of loyalty, kindness to friends, and wanting mutual connection (“int bait. interact neeeeeeeeeowplease i'm bored” in this tweet) points most convincingly to Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
The chaotic, emotional energy of Teenagers fits them well: they’re 16, queer, and openly wrestling with mental health and self‑destructive urges, calling themself “P03 of shedtwt” with “b/p ana, arfid” in their bio. The song’s mix of defiance and vulnerability echoes posts like “NETKEIBA FUCKING FOLLOWED ME WHAT THE FUCK IM A SHEDTWT ACCOUNT I CUT MYSELF DONT FOLLOW ME GUYS WHAT” and the self‑aware humor in “fuck scratch i've been on that site my whole life and all i've gotten was groomed 😭”. They bounce between intense joy over niche media and games and sudden heavy topics, like going from “hi guys i know i don't talk about it much but i fucking love telltale and i love sam & max and i love poker night and ohhhmy god” to posting a “small sesh” on “#shtwt”. That mirrors the song’s blend of catchy, almost celebratory sound with darker, angry lyrics about being a troubled teenager in a hostile world. Their rebellious stance toward norms and authority (e.g., “can we just annihilate misogynistic men who only like girls 4 their bodies”) also aligns with the song’s anti‑conformist bite. Overall, Teenagers captures their messy mix of pain, sarcasm, and stubborn aliveness.
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