
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Like Bart, @antlerblade is defined by a rebellious, anti-authority streak and a penchant for dangerous hobbies, such as “grabbing onto live electrical wires for unrestrained fun.” They share a cynical, world-weary humor regarding their “fuckass job” and a history of being a “bitter child” who tormented their siblings. Both characters struggle with school or workplace social dynamics, often “seethe about it quietly” while maintaining a cool, detached exterior. Ultimately, their self-description as a “cringefail mental disorder moment” mirrors Bart’s role as the misunderstood 'underachiever and proud of it' who finds solace in niche subcultures and chaotic mischief.

Your MBTI personality Type
Antlerblade displays clear Introversion (I) through their self-description as a “distanced socially awkward man” and their preference for solitary activities like night walks in “secluded woods.” Their strong Intuition (N) is evident in their fixation on abstract concepts, intellectual research, and “utilizing phrasing” to infer personalities, alongside a fascination with the “unexplainable” themes of The X-Files. They lean toward Thinking (T) by valuing “intelligence” as a primary trait and maintaining a blunt, often dark, analytical detachment from social norms and even their own physical health. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is shown through their “lazy” approach to work commitments and their spontaneous, dangerous hobbies like “grabbing onto live electrical wires for unrestrained fun.”

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Chemist by hobby, blue-collar by trade. Once panicked and pocketed five slices of pizza in 5 seconds. Systems enthusiast. I prefer logic over small talk.– @antlerblade

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a volatile mix of intelligence and instability, much like a person who views “acid fumes in the lungs” as just a hobby. The drink is unapologetically bitter to match the mood of someone “splitting black on everyone” while off their meds, and its low-calorie profile caters to a “grown man with an eating disorder”. It is experimental and dangerous, intended for those who find “sharing a haunting moment... one of the most intimate things one can do”. Served in a glass as cold as the “distanced socially awkward man” hiding behind the stone-cold fox exterior.

Your Hogwarts House
Antler displays a strong Slytherin-coded focus on self-preservation and calculated resourcefulness, particularly through their meticulous approach to “making a concise budgeting plan that CANNOT FAIL” to escape their current environment. They exhibit a sharp, often cynical wit and a penchant for self-interest, admitted through a “symptomatic misanthropy” and an ambition to be seen as “intelligent” through years of independent research. Their resourcefulness extends to dangerous hobbies where they embrace the role of the “resident evil villain”, showcasing a disregard for conventional rules in favor of personal experimentation and the pursuit of a “heroin chic” aesthetic. Ultimately, their preoccupation with status, control over their physical form, and “splitting black on everyone” aligns most closely with the self-protective and ambitious nature of Slytherin house.

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This song perfectly encapsulates @antlerblade's experience with social alienation, dissociative identity disorder, and a self-described “distanced socially awkward” persona. The lyrics reflect their struggle with being “emotionally distant” and the feeling of “splitting black on everyone” due to long-term mental health struggles. The track's eerie, psychedelic tone aligns with their niche interests in the supernatural and “X Files”, as well as their dark, “symptomatic misanthropy”. Ultimately, it mirrors the life of someone who views the world through a fractured lens while navigating a “minimum wage job” and complex family trauma.

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