Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Linguistic Ambition: She is actively a “spanish/russian learner” and practices Russian in her posts.
- Affectionate: She expresses deep care for others, stating “I love everyone I want to hold the world in my arms”.
- Passionate Interests: She shows high enthusiasm for music, particularly “pearl jam” and high-energy “cleaning my cuts... nghh...”.
- Transparent: She is extremely open about her daily life, including “being on the toilet” and personal struggles.
- Humorous: She finds joy in small mishaps, like “laughing so hard” when she dropped milk on the floor.
Weaknesses:
- Severe Self-Harm: She frequently discusses “carving” and wanting “gaping hole” wounds.
- Eating Disordered: She identifies with edtwt and shedtwt, aiming for a “bmi 15” and fasting for days.
- Physical Instability: Her habits cause physical distress, leading her to feel like her “heart is gonna fail” due to starvation.
- Impulsive Thoughts: She tweets about violent urges toward herself, like wondering if she can “stab my eye our”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, @anzhela413 is a young student who feels deeply alienated from her surroundings and struggles with an intense, often melancholic inner world. This user expresses a similar academic and personal pressure, stating, “I'm finally comfortable and I only have 1 hour until I have to get up for school”. While Lisa represents a more sanitized version of adolescent angst, the user mirrors her intellectual isolation and desire for validation, pleading “Pay attention to me”. Both share a complex, often strained relationship with their family, evidenced by the tweet: “When My mom does literally anything it reminds me of why ppl becomr murderers”. Ultimately, her dedication to specific subcultures and a feeling of being “disordered” reflects a dark, modern interpretation of Lisa’s outsider status.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
@anzhela413 exhibits Introversion (I) through a deep focus on internal struggles and solitary online communities, noting, “Sometimes I wish I wasnt edtwt bc I like, I don't get good art on my other account...”. Her Intuition (N) is seen in her preoccupation with identity and future ideals, such as her desire to “be God and take care of 3veryonr” and her abstract feelings of unreality. She leans toward Feeling (F), making decisions based on intense emotional states and empathy for others, even declaring, “I'm so sad my oomfs cut themselves because they're so cute I wanna die”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait is evident in her highly spontaneous, unfiltered posting style and lack of structure, often tweeting impulsively about immediate physical sensations like “IM ON THE TOIK3T” or sudden cravings.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Pearl Jam discography? Because I’d love to listen to you all day and never let you fade away.
- Forget the Japanese razors—you’ve already got the sharpest wit on my timeline, and it’s definitely working on me.
- I promise I’m more 'yummmalicious' than a cold glass of water on a Tuesday morning; want to grab a Dr Pepper Zero and find out?
- If you’re still looking for someone to hold you while it rains, I’m volunteering to be your personal umbrella—no 'weird kinks' required.
- I might not have been here since I was 12, but I’m here now, and I think you’re way more interesting than any AO3 fanfic.
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Multilingual student exploring the depths of Russian and Spanish literature. Passionate about music theory, early 2000s alt-rock, and the perfect cup of Earl Grey.– @anzhela413
Your signature cocktail
The Styro-Berry Sting
This cocktail is a sharp, experimental mix reflecting the chaotic duality of a 16-year-old living in 'shedtwt.' The Russian Vodka honors her language studies and the cold atmosphere of her tweets, while the Dr. Pepper Zero represents her specific cravings like “I WANT DR PEPPER ZERO, MMMMMMMM COLA”. The bitter cherries and spicy rim symbolize her intense self-criticism and the physical pain she describes when she says, “It hurts” or “IT BURNNNS”. Despite the darkness, the drink is served in a delicate glass to match her 'angel' persona and her sudden bursts of affection, such as when she claims, “I love everyone I want to hold the world in my arms”. It's a high-energy, volatile beverage for someone who admits “I feel like imma die” one moment and is “SQUEALING AND KICKING MY LEGS” the next.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Anzhela demonstrates the classic Gryffindor trait of extreme impulsivity and raw emotional honesty, often tweeting intense thoughts without a filter. Her willingness to confront others is seen when she says, “Man fuck you bitch”, showing a confrontational spirit typical of the house. She displays a reckless, 'all-or-nothing' bravery regarding her personal struggles, such as when she declares, “Imma post vids of me cutting bc nobody interacts anyways”. Furthermore, her desire to protect and care for the world, seen in her wish to “hold the world in my arms and tell them how much I love them”, mirrors the chivalrous, hero-complex tendencies found in Godric Gryffindor's house.
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Your song
Prom Queen - Beach Bunny
The user is deeply entrenched in 'edtwt' (eating disorder Twitter), frequently documenting their struggle with body image and self-harm. They express a constant desire to reach a lower weight, such as when they state “I need to be bmi 15” or post “Unpinning at 49kg...”. Like the song's themes of body dysmorphia and the pressure to be thin, @anzhela413 exhibits extreme self-criticism, even tweeting “Idk why I ate it wasn't even good , kill yourself FAT”. Their posts often oscillate between physical pain from fasting and a desperate longing for acceptance, mirroring the song's emotional vulnerability. This fixation on appearance and the agonizing physical toll of their habits makes Prom Queen a poignant reflection of their online persona.
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