Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Openly expresses love for their girlfriend in bio and tweets like “ithink i know who thi sis......... hi girlfiren 😯😯😯😯😯😯”.
- Community-oriented: Frequently invites others to draw and hang out in shared spaces, e.g. “OOMFS AND NONOOMFS FEEL FREE TO JOIN ! ! ! ! !drawdrawdrdcawdrawdrawdraw” and multiple Magma/whiteboard posts.
- Playful: Uses humorous, exaggerated language and bits like “im big fat and woke i fear” and “i havesooooo many headcanons up my butt”.
- Creative: Constantly shares art, headcanons, and niche character ideas, such as “what a clingy boy #prosaken” and multiple detailed ship scenarios.
- Expressive: Freely vents and shares feelings, e.g. “im deadass about to vent on main this is so embarrassing” and emotional posts about school, court, and sickness.
Weaknesses:
- Provocative: Frequently posts highly controversial sexual and violent content, such as “pursuer raping shota artful or shota caretaker” and “bluudud raping afab pre surgery guest and getting him pregnant”.
- Self-destructive: References self-harm and extreme distress, e.g. “im gonna draw shedletsky CUTTING HIMSELF because i need to COPE” and “well its time to die”.
- Hostile: Expresses strong aggression toward others, such as “can my granddad just die already bro i hate him” and “we should kill tonald drump”.
- Impulsive: Posts about sudden decisions and volatile emotions, e.g. “im deadass about to vent on main this is so embarrassing” and “im gonna CUT MY HAIR ALL BY MYSELF”.
- Overexposed: Shares intense personal struggles and vents on main timeline, like “BRUHREUEHBUUN EVERYTHINGS GOINGT TO SHIT AND MY FUCJING JOB APPLICATION STILL HASNT GOTTEN REVIEWED YET” and repeated posts about wanting to blow their brains out.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
A classic match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly invite others to interact and draw, e.g. “OOMFS AND NONOOMFS FEEL FREE TO JOIN ! ! ! ! !drawdrawdrdcawdrawdrawdraw” and “SEND ME DRAWING REQUESTS PLS PLS PLS PSLSLSLSLSL PLS PLS”, and openly vent on main like “im deadass about to vent on main this is so embarrassing”, suggesting they recharge through interaction rather than privacy. They appear Intuitive: they live in fandom/headcanon spaces and abstract scenarios, as seen in posts like “i havesooooo many headcanons up my butt” and imaginative what‑ifs like “ivan x andrew bad things somnophilia that leads to ivan murdering andrew in panic when he starts to wake up”, focusing on possibilities and narrative concepts more than concrete day‑to‑day facts. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling‑oriented: they react based on emotional resonance and personal values, e.g. “BRUH OIH MY GOD i get so flattered when an artist i ABSOLUTELY ADORE follows me back liek hello???” and strong affective statements like “i HATE ACTUAL PORNOGRAPHY… I DONT WANT TO SEE REAL GENITALS”, with little emphasis on detached logic. They are strongly Perceiving: their timeline is spontaneous, reactive, and unstructured, frequently changing plans (“accidentally played minecraft with oomf all day yesterday instead of hosting a magma”) and deciding things on the fly like “i will draw AFTER i play baldurs gate 3” and “mighjt do a masgma or whiteboar fox”. Taken together—gregarious interaction-seeking, imaginative fandom focus, emotional expressiveness, and flexible, impulse-driven planning—ENFP fits their online presentation best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can roll four nat 20s in a row in DnD, what do I gotta roll to get an invite to that Minecraft world you called ‘PEAK’ with your oomf? I promise I build better than I flirt… probably.
- You said Baldur’s Gate 3 and Minecraft are the only games you really play, but with 428 hours in BG3 and all those magma sessions, I think you’ve secretly been speedrunning ‘romance route: me.’
- You keep stressing about turning 17 in five days, but honestly? Anyone who can make vent art, prosaken brainrot, and bubble-bath #coping look that iconic is already high-level in life.
- You hate real porn, love RnD and dark tags on AO3, and get sentimental over old art—so when I say you’re my favorite problematic little guy on the timeline, that’s basically a custom-tagged compliment.
- You talk about Bluuguest, quad amputee requests, and shota cuntboy Elliott like it’s casual Tuesday, but the wildest thing you’ve posted is asking who’d send you $50—because I’d pay in undivided attention and Minecraft diamonds instead.
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17 soon, draws too much, plays Minecraft & BG3 even more. Once rolled four nat 20s in a row and still forgot to eat lunch.– @ao3maxxing
Your signature cocktail
The Proship Potion: Minecraft Sickday Fizz
This chaotic little drink is as loud and jittery as their timeline, starting with electric green apple soda for the goofy, bouncy vibe and love of games like when they say “i looooooveeeee minectaft its literally the only thing i play other than baldurs gate 3.........”. Overproof spiced rum brings a sharp kick that mirrors their unapologetic, confrontational side in posts like “i genuinely dont fucking care” and their proship stance in “i HATE ACTUAL PORNOGRAPHY… I DONT WANT TO SEE REAL GENITALS”, channeling that intensity into something fictional and fiery. Blackcurrant syrup adds a dark, sweet note for the angsty, vent-art core in tweets like “this is my vent art” and their darker headcanons like “ivan x andrew bad things somnophilia that leads to ivan murdering andrew in panic when he starts to wake up”. A splash of energy drink matches their hyper, keyboard-smash energy in “ME AND ONE OF MY FOOMFS MINECARFT HOUS IS PEAK 👀👀👀👀” and the constant collab-drawing chaos like “ok oomfies and nonoomfs ... randals final;ly hosted a magma after a couple days !! ! !”. Finally, it’s poured over crushed ice with edible glitter to represent their self-deprecating but sparkly self-image, such as “im a big fat chud and im ok with that” and the celebratory milestones like “300 FOLLOWERS!!! than k you 💝”, making the whole thing feel like a messy, glittery sickday party in a glass, just like when they admit “ive lowkey been sick for at least a week 🧐 so i might not post any high quality shtuff for a while”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show strong Slytherin-style defiance and willingness to stand apart from the majority, especially in fandom politics. For example, they openly align with proship/darkship despite backlash, mocking antis and boundaries with posts like “lowkey 🧐what i dont understand is when people say 'related btw!!' or 'minor btw!!' under like. any post about darkship stuff . thats?? the whole point?? 😭 like we know hello 😭😭😭😭” and “I FEELNLIKE THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF ANTIS JUST PUT PROSHIP DNI IN THEIR NAME INSTEAD OF IN THEIR BIO”. They’re also bluntly self-preserving and ruthless about people they dislike, as seen in “can my granddad just die already bro i hate him” and “we should kill tonald drump”, which fits Slytherin’s harsh edge more than any other house. Their ambition and hunger for attention/recognition also show up in posts about follower milestones and networking, like “300 FOLLOWERS!!! than k you 💝” and their excitement when admired artists follow them back in “i get so flattered when an artist i ABSOLUTELY ADORE follows me back liek hello??? you think im worthy???”. Combined with a tendency to use edginess and shock value as social currency (e.g., extreme dark content posts like “pursuer raping shota artful or shota caretaker”), this all points most convincingly to Slytherin over the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well‑known song that fits them best is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance. They’re loud, chaotic, very online, and openly stressed about growing up, like when they say “im turning 17 in 5 days..... wow........... wow.” and “im feeling a bit of dread about my birthday actually”, which mirrors the song’s anxious teen angst about adulthood and control. Their timeline swings between unfiltered humor and self-destructive venting, like “im bouta blow my fucking brains out 😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🌹🌹🌹🌹☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️” and “well its time to die”, capturing the same mix of dark humor and frustration in the lyrics. They’re also very aware of being a misfit in fandom culture, defending taboo interests and mocking antis, seen in “lowkey 🧐what i dont understand is when people say 'related btw!!' or 'minor btw!!' under like. any post about darkship stuff . thats?? the whole point??”, much like the song’s rejection of being controlled or shamed. Overall, their identity as a loudly unapologetic, struggling, online teen lines up almost perfectly with the chaotic defiance and teenage alienation of Teenagers.
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