Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Imaginative writer: Talks about adding creative elements to fic like “coloquei um JORNAL na minha fic” and ABO worldbuilding in “se eu escrevesse uma milk omega me tornaria a oposicao mais afrontosa que esse pais ja viu”.
- Curious thinker: Shows curiosity for science and theories, e.g. shark longevity in “tubarao que vive por QUATROCENTOS anos” and genetic-style explanation of mermaids in “na verdade eu acho que a sereias sao um caso de poligenia”.
- Humorous self-awareness: Frequently makes fun of self in a witty way, like “se eu ganhasse uma moeda pra cada pessoa que me pergunta se sou neurodivergente ia ter cinco” and “sou macabea coded me sinto ela em frequencias alarmantes”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows warmth toward mutuals, calling them cute or loved, as in “as mais fofas anonimo”, “vice presidente da loserlandia a amo muifo”, and “alerta de fofura pra esse carinho master de migotual”.
- Passionate fandom: Engages deeply with fandoms (Francesca/Michaela, sharks, AO3, PinkPantheress), e.g. “me conforta mt a francesca ser uma barata tonta” and “to apaixonada no tubarao baleia ja fiz desenho ja li tanta coisa sobre ele”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Often frames self negatively, like “tem que ter alguma explicacao cientifica pra eu querer endar com a minha vida toda vez que algo da minimamente errado” and “. ja tentei tanto e nao saio dessa vida por nada aceitei minha morte”.
- Emotional volatility: Swings quickly between excitement and despair, such as intense enthusiasm in “PRECISO DO DUO HEXADECIMAL 008000 + FF8DA1 COMENTANDO SOBRE ABO PRA ONTEM” versus frustration like “o stremio nao ta carregando porra nenhuma mano que estresse”.
- Harsh language: Uses strong or aggressive phrasing, e.g. “a dona desta conta esta com a presenca mais que confirmada no 📍 paredao do fuzilamento” and “meu pai é um energúmeno completo”.
- Overidentification: Strongly merges identity with fictional or diagnostic labels, like “francesca bridgerton neurodivergente neurodivertida neurodiva e neurofracassada confirmada!” and “sou macabea coded me sinto ela em frequencias alarmantes”.
- Conflict reactivity: Shows difficulty handling stressors and conflict, e.g. “meu pai é um energúmeno completo mds consigo nem discutir com o serhumaninho” and catastrophizing in “deus me da um sinal se isso nao for pra mim sei la um raio na cabeca ai eu paro de insistir”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a very online, hyper-verbal Lisa Simpson who got terminally logged onto AO3 and stan Twitter. Like Lisa, they’re curious and nerdy about niche topics, from genetics and mermaids (“na verdade eu acho que a sereias sao um caso de poligenia… AaBb X AaBb”) to sharks and long-lived species (“apavorada na existencia de um tubarao que vive por QUATROCENTOS anos”, “tubaroes favoritos da user ao3milklove”). They also show self-aware anxiety and a tendency to catastrophize in a funny way, very Lisa-coded, like when they say “tem que ter alguma explicacao cientifica pra eu querer endar com a minha vida toda vez que algo da minimamente errado” and talk about being asked if they’re neurodivergent (“se eu ganhasse uma moeda pra cada pessoa que me pergunta se sou neurodivergente…”). Their strong opinions and moral edge (calling for guillotines and joking about the “paredao do fuzilamento” in “a dona desta conta esta com a presenca mais que confirmada no 📍 paredao do fuzilamento”) fit Lisa’s righteous streak, just with more shitposting. Finally, they balance artistic/fic-writing sensibilities (“coloquei um JORNAL na minha fic”) with overthinking and tarot introspection (“meu 2026 vai ser comandado pela Torre…”), which feels like Lisa if she grew up into a queer fandom nerd on Twitter.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as more Extroverted (E) than introverted: their timeline is highly interactive, constantly addressing mutuals, reacting to fandom discourse, and craving social exchange, e.g. being “completamente fascinada num bate papo com nova mutual” in “to complamente fascinada num bate papo com nova mutual...” and loudly inserting themselves into trends in “quis #entrosar tambem brigada.”. They clearly favor Intuition (N) over sensing: there’s a strong pull toward theories and possibilities (dinosaurs, megalodon, time travel, parallel universes, doppelgängers, vampirism) in “quer me fazer ficar vidrada é so falar de dinossauro + teorias do megalodon + viagem no tempo + universos paralelos + montes apalaches + doppelgänger + vampiros”, and even playful genetic models of mermaids in “na verdade eu acho que a sereias sao um caso de poligenia AaBb X AaBb...”. Their decision-making is Feeling (F)-heavy: they react through emotion, aesthetics, and interpersonal vibes rather than detached logic, e.g. intense affection and attraction in “parece que quanto mais diabolica e a mulher mais bonita ela fica...” and self-deprecating emotional disclosures in “tem que ter alguma explicacao cientifica pra eu querer [acabar] com a minha vida toda vez que algo da minimamente errado”. Finally, they are strongly Perceiving (P): there is little sign of structured planning and lots of spontaneity, chaotic enthusiasm, and flexible whims—jumping from tarot to fic writing to shark hyperfixations and streaming issues, as seen in “VOU PERGUBTAR PRO TAROT NUNXA PENSEI NISSO PERAI” and the impulsive creative update in “coloquei um JORNAL na minha fic”. Collectively, the energetic social engagement, idea-chasing, emotional expressiveness, and improvisational lifestyle best align with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If mermaids are AaBb and humans are aabb, where do I fit in your poligenia chart? Because every time you tweet about sharks and omegaverse, I’m pretty sure I mutate straight into ‘completely obsessed with you.’
- You said your 2026 is being ruled by A Torre… if I show up in your next tarot spread, can I be the plot twist where everything desmorona menos a gente?
- You, fascinated by megalodon theories, tubarão-baleia and universos paralelos, and me, just here hoping we’re in the timeline where you look at my DMs the way you look at whale sharks: ‘já fiz desenho, já li tanta coisa sobre ele.’
- Every time you complain there’s “nada pra comer nesse AO3” I get the urge to say: forget the pseudo-hambúrguer, let me be the slow-burn GL you binge at 4 a.m. while your dad is wondering why you’re still awake.
- You said if you had two wheels you’d be a moto and if you wrote a milk omega you’d be the fiercest opposition in the country—how about we compromise: you write the ABO, I bring the guilhotina dura vermelha, and we overthrow this timeline together?
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Your new Twitter bio
Shark doc binge-watcher, tarot enthusiast & AO3 architect of chaos. Once misread ‘wisdom tooth’ as SISU and never emotionally recovered.– @ao3milklove
Your signature cocktail
Omegaverse On The Rocks
This cocktail is a chaotic, glittery ode to the girl who wants to be an alpha in the omegaverse and still has the energy to write fics with JORNAL inside them. The white rum with a bite of pink peppercorn mirrors her sharp, hyperactive brain and the way she spirals about ABO and neurodivergence, like when she says she’d become “the most outrageous opposition this country has ever seen” if she wrote a milk omega fic (“se eu escrevesse uma milk omega…”) and jokes about people asking if she’s autistic (“se eu ganhasse uma moeda pra cada pessoa que me pergunta se sou neurodivergente…”). Sparkling yuzu lemonade brings a bright, meme-y sweetness that fits her screaming about tubarões, tarot and February being “extremely bobrrukk gratiluz” (“sentindo que o mes de fevereiro sera extremamente bobrrukk gratiluz meu pai”) while also softening the hits when she calls herself Macabéa-coded and vice president of loserland (“sou macabea coded…”, “vice presidente da loserlandia a amo muifo”). A blue curaçao mist nods to her ocean-brain obsession with whale sharks and megalodons (“to apaixonada no tubarao baleia…”, “quer me fazer ficar vidrada é so falar de dinossauro + teorias do megalodon…”), giving the drink that deep-sea, parallel-universe vibe. The dash of absinthe stands for her slightly unhinged, mystical side pulling tarot and begging the universe for a sign (“meu 2026 vai ser comandado pela Torre…”, “deus me da um sinal se isso nao for pra mim…”). Finally, the edible glitter rim is pure timeline drama and girlboss sarcasm—she’s the same person who demands “guilhotina dura vermelha” (“quero guilhotina dura vermelha”) and calls someone to the “paredao do fuzilamento” with a smile (“a dona desta conta esta com a presenca mais que confirmada no 📍 paredao do fuzilamento”).
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user shows a strong Ravenclaw streak through curiosity and analytical thinking about random topics, like when they build a full Punnett-square-style genetic model for mermaids in “na verdade eu acho que a sereias sao um caso de poligenia AaBb X AaBb…”. They also get deeply invested in niche knowledge and media, listing their favorite shark species in “tubaroes favoritos da user ao3milklove 1. tubarao baleia 2. megalodon 3. tubarao anjo” and saying they become completely absorbed when someone talks about “dinossauro + teorias do megalodon + viagem no tempo + universos paralelos + montes apalaches + doppelgänger + vampiros” in this tweet. Their enjoyment of constructing fictional systems and meta (e.g., omegaverse and ABO worldbuilding) appears in “queria ser uma alfa lupus… fomo do omegaverse eu quero entrar let me in” and their joking about writing a “milk omega” opposition piece in this tweet. They also emphasize tarot, patterns, and symbolic thinking in “meu 2026 vai ser comandado pela Torre…” and “quando eu tiro carta e sai uma que eu nao gosto boto no baralho de novo aí vai la cai a mesma…”, which points to an abstract, interpretive mindset. While they have moments of intensity and dark humor that could gesture toward Slytherin, the dominant throughline is intellectual curiosity, love of obscure facts, and creative theorizing—classic Ravenclaw traits.
Your movie
Your song
Girls - The Dare
The best fit is “Girls” by The Dare, a chaotic, internet-brained, slightly unhinged party of a song that mirrors their timeline energy. They oscillate between horny, hyperbolic humor and stan-style obsession, like when they say “que bracos lindos e suculentos voce tem” and scream “EU QUERO YURIPREG ROSA VERDE VERMELHO”. The song’s cavalier, overstimulated vibe fits with them losing it over niche fixations, from sharks (“tubaroes favoritos da user ao3milklove”) to AO3 and omegaverse discourse (“e existe abo hetero? fechem esse quiosque mds”). Their blend of self-deprecation and melodrama—like calling themselves “vice presidente da loserlandia a amo muifo” while also demanding “guilhotina dura vermelha” (link)—matches the song’s unserious, anarchic tone. And just like the track, their tweets read like a rapid-fire collage of obsessions, memes, and crushes, buzzing from tarot (“meu 2026 vai ser comandado pela Torre”) to fandom brainrot without ever slowing down.
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