Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is closest to Lisa Simpson: highly opinionated, sharp-tongued, politically aware, and unapologetically queer-coded. Like Lisa, she’s intellectually inclined and self-reflective, joking about language and education with tweets like “eu tenho uma raiva dessa galera que fica 'ainn pq X palavra em inglês n tem tradução em português 🥺', minha piroca mole que n tem, você só é burro e n sabe pensar” and celebrating a high ENEM writing score in “vai se foder eu tirei 940 na redação n estou crendo numa coisa dessas”. She’s strongly opinionated about social issues and media representation, e.g. calling out homophobia in “uma coisa que eu acho engraçada vendo as heteros surtando por conta da mona que agora é lésbica em bridgerton, é que elas são extremamente homofóbicas, mas n assumem” and mocking performative LGBT allyship in “'me importo com representatividade lgbt', conta outra, mulher, cê gosta é de ver macho dando pirocada no outro”. Her lesbian identity and pop‑culture obsessions mirror Lisa’s intense fandoms and moral seriousness, as seen in “as a lesbian, lady gaga is to me what lady gaga is to gay men” and her focus on queer characters like Thirteen in House (“thirteen é muito forte, imagina ter que trabalhar com 4 homens e ser a única mulher”). The caustic, sometimes vicious humor (e.g. “gente assim tinha que ser morta por ladrão de celular pprt”) fits a grown-up, more jaded Lisa: someone fundamentally bright and values-driven, but weaponizing her intellect and frustration through sarcasm and cutting jokes.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extrovert: their timeline is highly outward‑facing, constantly reacting to discourse, TV shows, and other users, often stirring conversation or conflict, e.g. calling out people and quote-tweeting arguments like “os quotes desse tweet fizeram meu ódio e desprezo pela psicanálise e seus seguidores aumentar significativamente” and “acho muito estranho ver homem beijando”. They read as Intuition over Sensing: they frequently jump from specific triggers to broader patterns about culture, sexuality, or internet behavior, as in “a internet tem diversas bolhas muito nichadas, acabei de me deparar com uns depravados comemorando que o epstein consumia yuri porque isso pra eles prova o quão ruins são os 'yuritards'” and “uma coisa que eu acho engraçada vendo as heteros surtando por conta da mona que agora é lésbica em bridgerton, é que elas são extremamente homofóbicas, mas n assumem”. Their style is very Thinking: they’re cutting, argumentative and analysis‑driven, prioritizing calling out hypocrisy or stupidity over preserving feelings, as in “eu tenho uma raiva dessa galera que fica 'ainn pq X palavra em inglês n tem tradução em português 🥺', minha piroca mole que n tem, você só é burro e n sabe pensar” and “os quotes desse tweet fizeram meu ódio e desprezo pela psicanálise e seus seguidores aumentar significativamente”. They look more Perceiving than Judging: their tweets are spontaneous, reactive, and meandering across topics (House, Bridgerton, ENEM, language, fandom), with little emphasis on structure or long‑term planning, e.g. hopping from watching House episodes like “nossa os dois ultimos eps da quarta temporada foram cinema dms slk” to impulsive academic decisions like “vou entrar no sisu amanhã só pra fazer graça, n vou entrar em nada de lá msm”. Overall, the combination of extroverted engagement, pattern‑spotting cultural commentary, combative logical tone, and improvisational lifestyle fits ENTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if House and Wilson are ‘tão viados’ and Thirteen has your heart, where exactly do I enroll to be the next morally questionable doctor you hyperfixate on at 3 a.m.?
- You measured your butt at 111 cm for ‘future comparison’—can I apply to be the control group? Purely for scientific purposes, Dr. snøhvit.
- You supporting lesbian Bridgerton, side‑eyeing straights who fetishize MLM, and calling Queen Latifah the first lesbian of the world… I don’t want ‘representatividade’, I want *you* giving me a lead role.
- You dragged TERFs, nazis, psicanalysts and Enem whiners, but still get excited over Grachi in Spanish and your dad watching nail videos—honestly, that mix of rage and softness is exactly my type of ‘xereca insaciável’ energy.
- If House can kidnap his celebrity crush because he thinks he found a tumor, I think I’m allowed to kidnap your attention for one episode: 30 minutes of me, 30 of you, and a season finale where we kiss like two women heteros ‘de meia idade de Hollywood’ secretly dressed like sapatão.
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Lesbian TV nerd live‑tweeting House MD, Bridgerton & awards shows. ENEM 940 survivor. Once measured my butt for science and stayed for the discourse.– @APHR0DIT3LADY
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Mystery Mix
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Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong mix of intellectualism, linguistic sensitivity, and media-analysis that fits Ravenclaw best. Their irritation at people claiming English words lack Portuguese equivalents in “eu tenho uma raiva dessa galera que fica 'ainn pq X palavra em inglês n tem tradução em português 🥺', minha piroca mole que n tem, você só é burro e n sabe pensar” reveals both a sharp, analytical attitude toward language and a pride in precise vocabulary. They also enjoy learning languages, as seen in “estarei vendo grachi em espanhol para aprender a língua dos hermanos” and their frustration at a promising game being entirely in Mandarin in “eu tinha instalado um joguinho que parecia ser muito legal, mas ele era todinho em mandarim 💔💔”, which highlights intellectual curiosity rather than mere entertainment. Their detailed, often critical observations about House, like tracking character dynamics and ethics in tweets such as “eu acho engraçado o fato do pessoal zoar o taub por ele ser baixo e narigudo, mas além de ter sido casado com uma esposa belíssima, ele traía ela”, show a tendency to dissect media and people analytically. While they have flashes of Slytherin-style cruelty in tweets like “espero que essa daqui se mate um dia, pq que existência inútil, além de terf é analfabeta”, the dominant through-line is a clever, acerbic, brainy persona who values insight, language, and critique—quintessentially Ravenclaw traits.
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Your song
Born This Way - Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga’s Born This Way fits them because it’s unapologetically queer and self-confident, which mirrors their proudly lesbian identity and irreverent tone, like in their bio and when they say “as a lesbian, lady gaga is to me what lady gaga is to gay men”. They speak very openly about sexuality and attraction to women, for example calling Queen Latifah “the first lesbian in the world” and saying “a thirteen realmente tem meu coração” and “uma pena allison cameron ser uma mulher heterossexual, porque ela daria certinho com a thirteen”. The song’s message of embracing who you are aligns with how they call out homophobia and TERFs, like when they write “uma coisa que eu acho engraçada... é que elas são extremamente homofóbicas, mas n assumem” and “agora eu sei pq terf existe, é inveja das travestis serem mais bonitas que elas”. Their mix of sharp humor, pride, and solidarity with other queer people is very much the spirit of Born This Way, celebrating identity while refusing to tone themselves down for anyone.
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