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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, but as if Lisa had a loud, rebellious, queer-teen Tumblr phase. Like Lisa, she’s introspective, artsy, and a heavy reader, saying “Eu to lendo as Crônicas De Gelo E Fogo” and joking “Sou muito cult”, which fits Lisa’s bookish, intellectual side. She’s also emotionally expressive and self-aware about her feelings and mental health, e.g. “Motivos? Depressão pôs abandono”, echoing Lisa’s tendency toward melancholy and overthinking. At the same time, she’s outspoken, dramatic, and boundary-pushing about sexuality and relationships, as in “Hoje eu beijei a Bruna hauahau” and “Eu e a Lilow estamos quase namorando, então...”, which feels like a brasher, teenaged version of Lisa’s principled explorations of identity and affection. Her creative side shows through in writing fanfic — “Eu to escrevendo uma fic CamRen (Lembram?)” — paralleling Lisa’s love of artistic projects and self-expression.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly talk about parties, kissing, drinking, and friends, e.g. social recaps like “Ontem eu bebi tanta Smirnoff que fiquei de ressaca pse” and openly narrating their romantic/sexual exploits such as “Hoje eu beijei a Bruna hauahau”, showing an energized, attention‑seeking social style. Their interests and writing suggest Intuition (N): they’re into fandoms, fiction and storytelling, e.g. “Eu to escrevendo uma fic CamRen (Lembram?)” and references to Crônicas de Gelo e Fogo in “Eu to lendo as Crônicas De Gelo E Fogo”, focusing more on narratives and possibilities than concrete practicalities. They clearly prioritize Feeling (F): tweets are driven by emotions and relationships, as in “Eu não quero magoar ela” and mood posts like “Motivos? Depressão pôs abandono”, showing concern for feelings over detached logic. Their lifestyle and tone fit Perceiving (P): they are spontaneous, messy and go‑with‑the‑flow, hopping from parties to kisses to fanfic updates without structure, exemplified by impulsive lines like “Aí quando eu cheguei, eu fui lá e beijei ela.” and last‑minute complaints like “Cara, amanhã tem patinação e eu tenho que acordar cedo”. Overall, their expressive social energy, imaginative fandom/fic focus, emotional intensity, and improvisational lifestyle are most consistent with ENFP.

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Lesbian bookworm from Venus, writing CamRen fics, skating early, reading late. Once got eye strain from binge‑reading A Song of Ice and Fire.– @Aphr0diteL4dy

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This cocktail starts with smoky mezcal for the Marlboro-and-weed kisses and reckless teen swagger of “Eu beijei a Lilow ontem. Melhor pegada, melhor mão na minha bunda, melhor língua, melhor gosto de Marlboro e maconha”. Blackcurrant liqueur stands for the dark, dramatic, Little-Monster-on-Venus vibes in the bio: “Lesbian, Little Monster, CamRen shipper, Rihanna Navy, Lana Del Rey, Marina, Paramore, Demi, Fifth Harmony”. Sour cherry juice brings the angst and sapata mood swings of “Motivos? Depressão pôs abandono” and “Hoje eu to sapata”, tart but addictive. Topped with sparkling rosé, it captures the flirty, oversharing romantic chaos of “Hoje eu beijei a Bruna hauahau” and “Eu e a Lilow estamos quase namorando, então...”. Finally, a pinch of edible glitter reflects their loud, glittery stan energy screaming about Gaga and DWUW in “Comprei DWUW com a BaconTina ❤️” and the chaotic sign-off “É isso. Beijo na xota”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Gryffindor-style boldness and impulsiveness, especially in how openly she talks about sex and desire, e.g. the very explicit and unfiltered posts like “Dou meu cu pra quem me ser comida” and “ME ESTUPRA MULHER. TO GOZADA AQUI ME AJUDA CACETE”. She is also quick to act on her feelings in romantic situations, narrating how she just went for it with a girl she liked: “Aí quando eu cheguei, eu fui lá e beijei ela.” That same story shows a taste for daring and drama, as she relishes being seen and commented on: “Pq olha... O Junnior disse 'Ozada. Eu vi sua língua. Foi sexy'” and then brags “Falando em Oscar, eu deveria ganhar por melhor beijo.”. Her feed is more about intense emotions, risk-taking, and living loudly than about careful planning or quiet loyalty, which leans away from Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, or Slytherin and fits Gryffindor’s impulsive, audacious archetype best.

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Lady Gaga’s Sexxx Dreams fits them perfectly because it blends queer desire, explicit fantasy, and playful drama, all of which show up in their timeline. Their bio opens with "//PAWS UP!" and calls them a "Little Monster," directly signaling a strong Gaga fandom and aligning them with Gaga’s sexually liberated aesthetic. They openly tweet hypersexual jokes like "Dou meu cu pra quem me ser comida" and "ME ESTUPRA MULHER. TO GOZADA AQUI ME AJUDA CACETE", which mirror the song’s raw erotic edge and fantasy-driven lyrics. At the same time, they gush over messy queer crushes and kisses — "Hoje eu beijei a Bruna hauahau" and "Eu beijei a Lilow ontem. Melhor pegada, melhor mão na minha bunda, melhor língua, melhor gosto de Marlboro e maconha" — echoing the song’s mix of lust, fun, and emotional chaos. Their self-described lesbian identity and Little Monster pride make a sexually charged Gaga deep cut like Sexxx Dreams an especially fitting anthem for their online persona.

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