Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about love, fear, and sadness, like being scared in “Gente eu to com medo” and talking about depression in “Motivos? Depressão pôs abandono”.
- Affectionate: Frequently uses affectionate greetings and terms like “Olá meus amores” and signs off warmly with “É isso. Beijo na xota”.
- Creative writer: Writes and updates a CamRen fanfic, proudly sharing chapters in “Eu to escrevendo uma fic CamRen (Lembram?)” and “Coloquei mais dois capítulos”.
- Pop-culture engaged: Shows strong interest in music, fandoms, and award shows, like talking about the Oscar in “O que estou fazendo que não estou aqui no FC comentando o Oscar???” and being a Little Monster in the bio.
- Socially outgoing: Describes making friends and having active social plans, such as “To na SESI Fashion e já fiz uma amiga” and going to parties in “Ontem eu bebi tanta Smirnoff que fiquei de ressaca pse”.
Weaknesses:
- Sexual impulsivity: Tweets very explicit sexual requests like “ME ESTUPRA MULHER. TO GOZADA AQUI ME AJUDA CACETE” and “Dou meu cu pra quem me ser comida”.
- Risky relationships: Mentions being 14 and involved with a 20-year-old in “Mas não da =P ela tem 20 e eu 14”, showing poor boundaries around age gaps.
- Substance reliance: Talks about cigarettes, alcohol, and weed as emotional crutches, like “To entrando em depressão pq to quase 1 semana sem cigarro” and praising the taste of Marlboro and marijuana in “melhor gosto de Marlboro e maconha”.
- Self-esteem insecurity: Expresses body and confidence worries in “Eu quero ter mais peito” and seems to seek validation in how others view her kissing and appearance.
- Emotional volatility: Swings quickly between excitement and distress, like being thrilled about relationships in “Eu e a Lilow estamos quase namorando, então...” while also feeling abandoned and depressed in “Motivos? Depressão pôs abandono”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, but as if Lisa had a loud, rebellious, queer-teen Tumblr phase. Like Lisa, she’s introspective, artsy, and a heavy reader, saying “Eu to lendo as Crônicas De Gelo E Fogo” and joking “Sou muito cult”, which fits Lisa’s bookish, intellectual side. She’s also emotionally expressive and self-aware about her feelings and mental health, e.g. “Motivos? Depressão pôs abandono”, echoing Lisa’s tendency toward melancholy and overthinking. At the same time, she’s outspoken, dramatic, and boundary-pushing about sexuality and relationships, as in “Hoje eu beijei a Bruna hauahau” and “Eu e a Lilow estamos quase namorando, então...”, which feels like a brasher, teenaged version of Lisa’s principled explorations of identity and affection. Her creative side shows through in writing fanfic — “Eu to escrevendo uma fic CamRen (Lembram?)” — paralleling Lisa’s love of artistic projects and self-expression.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly talk about parties, kissing, drinking, and friends, e.g. social recaps like “Ontem eu bebi tanta Smirnoff que fiquei de ressaca pse” and openly narrating their romantic/sexual exploits such as “Hoje eu beijei a Bruna hauahau”, showing an energized, attention‑seeking social style. Their interests and writing suggest Intuition (N): they’re into fandoms, fiction and storytelling, e.g. “Eu to escrevendo uma fic CamRen (Lembram?)” and references to Crônicas de Gelo e Fogo in “Eu to lendo as Crônicas De Gelo E Fogo”, focusing more on narratives and possibilities than concrete practicalities. They clearly prioritize Feeling (F): tweets are driven by emotions and relationships, as in “Eu não quero magoar ela” and mood posts like “Motivos? Depressão pôs abandono”, showing concern for feelings over detached logic. Their lifestyle and tone fit Perceiving (P): they are spontaneous, messy and go‑with‑the‑flow, hopping from parties to kisses to fanfic updates without structure, exemplified by impulsive lines like “Aí quando eu cheguei, eu fui lá e beijei ela.” and last‑minute complaints like “Cara, amanhã tem patinação e eu tenho que acordar cedo”. Overall, their expressive social energy, imaginative fandom/fic focus, emotional intensity, and improvisational lifestyle are most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, hipster depressive grunge since yesterday, Little Monster since 16/01/14… how about ‘in love with me’ starting today?
- You said you should win an Oscar for ‘best kiss’—I fully volunteer as your co-star in the sequel. Method acting, lots of takes, purely for artistic reasons.
- You read As Crônicas de Gelo e Fogo, but your timeline is pure fire and zero ice. Want to co‑author a new chapter where the only ‘Cold Love’ is your fic and not how you treat my DMs?
- You, a lesbian, Rihanna Navy, Lana and Marina stan, almost dating Lilow, kissing Bruna at CarnaRock… I don’t want to be ‘just another plot twist’—I want to be the character you actually keep.
- You said ‘beijo na xota’ and ‘dou meu cu pra quem me ser comida’—I’m just here to offer something radical: a date, some Marlboro‑free kisses, and the kind of feels that don’t need Smirnoff to hit.
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Lesbian bookworm from Venus, writing CamRen fics, skating early, reading late. Once got eye strain from binge‑reading A Song of Ice and Fire.– @Aphr0diteL4dy
Your signature cocktail
Hipster Venus Marlboro Crush
This cocktail starts with smoky mezcal for the Marlboro-and-weed kisses and reckless teen swagger of “Eu beijei a Lilow ontem. Melhor pegada, melhor mão na minha bunda, melhor língua, melhor gosto de Marlboro e maconha”. Blackcurrant liqueur stands for the dark, dramatic, Little-Monster-on-Venus vibes in the bio: “Lesbian, Little Monster, CamRen shipper, Rihanna Navy, Lana Del Rey, Marina, Paramore, Demi, Fifth Harmony”. Sour cherry juice brings the angst and sapata mood swings of “Motivos? Depressão pôs abandono” and “Hoje eu to sapata”, tart but addictive. Topped with sparkling rosé, it captures the flirty, oversharing romantic chaos of “Hoje eu beijei a Bruna hauahau” and “Eu e a Lilow estamos quase namorando, então...”. Finally, a pinch of edible glitter reflects their loud, glittery stan energy screaming about Gaga and DWUW in “Comprei DWUW com a BaconTina ❤️” and the chaotic sign-off “É isso. Beijo na xota”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor-style boldness and impulsiveness, especially in how openly she talks about sex and desire, e.g. the very explicit and unfiltered posts like “Dou meu cu pra quem me ser comida” and “ME ESTUPRA MULHER. TO GOZADA AQUI ME AJUDA CACETE”. She is also quick to act on her feelings in romantic situations, narrating how she just went for it with a girl she liked: “Aí quando eu cheguei, eu fui lá e beijei ela.” That same story shows a taste for daring and drama, as she relishes being seen and commented on: “Pq olha... O Junnior disse 'Ozada. Eu vi sua língua. Foi sexy'” and then brags “Falando em Oscar, eu deveria ganhar por melhor beijo.”. Her feed is more about intense emotions, risk-taking, and living loudly than about careful planning or quiet loyalty, which leans away from Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, or Slytherin and fits Gryffindor’s impulsive, audacious archetype best.
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Sexxx Dreams - Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga’s Sexxx Dreams fits them perfectly because it blends queer desire, explicit fantasy, and playful drama, all of which show up in their timeline. Their bio opens with "//PAWS UP!" and calls them a "Little Monster," directly signaling a strong Gaga fandom and aligning them with Gaga’s sexually liberated aesthetic. They openly tweet hypersexual jokes like "Dou meu cu pra quem me ser comida" and "ME ESTUPRA MULHER. TO GOZADA AQUI ME AJUDA CACETE", which mirror the song’s raw erotic edge and fantasy-driven lyrics. At the same time, they gush over messy queer crushes and kisses — "Hoje eu beijei a Bruna hauahau" and "Eu beijei a Lilow ontem. Melhor pegada, melhor mão na minha bunda, melhor língua, melhor gosto de Marlboro e maconha" — echoing the song’s mix of lust, fun, and emotional chaos. Their self-described lesbian identity and Little Monster pride make a sexually charged Gaga deep cut like Sexxx Dreams an especially fitting anthem for their online persona.
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