Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses absurd, over-the-top jokes like the Club de los femboys thread in “La primera regla del club de los femboys es: nadie habla sobre el Club de los femboys.” to entertain.
- Expressive: Openly shares emotions such as anger, desire, and insecurity in posts like “ESTOY BITANDO TODA MI ROPA PLQUE TODO ME QUEDA ASIEKEROSO” and “estoi super kaliente i mi marido duerme”.
- Self-aware: Shows awareness of their own flaws and feelings, calling themself “deprabao” in “ellos podran ser mas lindos que yo pero yo soy deprabao” while joking about it.
- Affectionate: Mentions a partner and uses tender language in “por que me tratas asi amor…” and “estoi super kaliente i mi marido duerme”.
- Playful: Frequently uses exaggerated spelling and dramatic phrasing like “que horror horor horoor” to create a playful tone.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: Talks very harshly about their appearance in “aue horrible como boi a ser tan feo paresco una bola” and throws out clothes in “ESTOY BITANDO TODA MI ROPA PLQUE TODO ME QUEDA ASIEKEROSO”.
- Hostile: Uses aggressive language toward others in tweets like “sosn todos como el oyo” and “y q se cree este qls”.
- Impulsive: Reacts strongly and instantly to emotions, such as throwing away all clothes in “ESTOY BITANDO TODA MI ROPA PLQUE TODO ME QUEDA ASIEKEROSO” out of frustration.
- Negative: Timeline has frequent complaints and anger, like “trngo tantaa rabia” and “QUE RABIA”.
- Provocative: Posts sexually explicit content and rules in the Club de los femboys thread, e.g., “La sexta regla: se culea sin camisa y sin condones.”, which can be off-putting to some audiences.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user most closely matches Homer Simpson: chaotic, emotional, self-deprecating, frequently horny, and always reacting strongly to everyday annoyances. Like Homer constantly complaining about food yet still loving it, this user rants about things in a dramatic but funny way, such as asking “cuando va a haber una barrita de proteina que no tenga textura de arenaaa”. Their explosive mood swings and over-the-top frustration echo Homer’s tantrums, seen in posts like “QUE RABIA” and “trngo tantaa rabia”. The self-esteem issues mixed with humor — calling themselves ugly or gross in “aue horrible como boi a ser tan feo paresco una bola” and “ESTOY BITANDO TODA MI ROPA PLQUE TODO ME QUEDA ASIEKEROSO” — resemble Homer’s frequent self-pity that’s played for laughs. Finally, the hypersexual, irreverent tone in tweets like “estoi super kaliente i mi marido duerme” and the entire Club de los femboys bit shows a messy, impulsive energy that fits Homer’s adult, crude side rather than any of the kids or more reserved characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They come across as an Extravert (E) because they constantly broadcast their moods, sexuality, and frustrations to an audience, seeking reactions and engagement, for example in openly sexual posts like “estoi super kaliente i mi marido duerme” and playful social comments like “hola ruben!”. Their focus is strongly Sensing (S): they talk about immediate physical experiences and concrete annoyances such as food texture in “cuando va a haber una barrita de proteina que no tenga textura de arenaaa”, their pool in “ahora q tengo pisina todos se hacen los amigos…”, and their body/appearance in “aue horrible como boi a ser tan feo paresco una bola”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F)-driven, with intense emotional outbursts and value-laden judgments like “trngo tantaa rabia”, “sosn todos como el oyo”, and “loos odio deftones, son una nacada”, showing emotional rather than logical evaluation. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) because they seem spontaneous, reactive, and impulsive—dramatically deciding “ESTOY BITANDO TODA MI ROPA PLQUE TODO ME QUEDA ASIEKEROSO” and playing along with chaotic, humorous sex-club rules in “La primera regla del club de los femboys es: nadie habla sobre el Club de los femboys...” instead of showing structure or planning. Together, this pattern of high external expressiveness, sensory focus, emotional intensity, and spontaneity aligns best with ESFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You hate Deftones and say they’re ‘una nacada’, but honestly with the amount of rage you tweet in all caps, I’m starting to think *you’re* the nu metal icon here… can I be the groupie or is that ‘KE PUTA ENBIDIA’ territory?
- You said you’re throwing out all your clothes because ‘todo me queda asiekeroso’ and you feel like a ball… solution: borrow my hoodie, look comfy-cute, and we both pretend that was the plan all along.
- You complain that every protein bar has the texture of sand, so let’s make a deal: I’ll help you find one that doesn’t taste like the beach, and in return you let me be your post‑workout cuddle instead of you hating on yourself in the mirror.
- You tweeted ‘ellos podran ser mas lindos que yo pero yo soy deprabao’ — perfect, I don’t need the prettiest boy in Chiloé, I just need the depraved one who texts ‘hola ruben!’ energy at 3 a.m. and lets me kiss him between angry tweets.
- You already wrote the rules for the Club de los femboys… how about a spin‑off: Rule 1 of the Club de los que se enamoran de Dios (@aplasten3): nobody talks about it, Rule 2: everyone still secretly wants to be your marido who doesn’t fall asleep when you’re ‘super kaliente’.
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Chiloé-based drama enthusiast. Part-time pool owner, full-time typo factory. Once ate a protein bar so sandy I considered reporting it to geology.– @aplasten3
Your signature cocktail
Deprabao Piscina Fizz
The Deprabao Piscina Fizz is a chaotic, thirsty mix that matches their vibe of tweeting things like “ellos podran ser mas lindos que yo pero yo soy deprabao” and “estoi super kaliente i mi marido duerme”. Strong Chilean pisco anchors it in Chiloé while hinting at the raw emotion behind “trngo tantaa rabia” and “QUE RABIA”. Blue curaçao and sparkling water echo the slightly trashy, summer-fun drama of “ahora q tengo pisina todos se hacen los amigos…”. Sour lime juice brings the self-drag and insecurity from “aue horrible como boi a ser tan feo paresco una bola” and “ESTOY BITANDO TODA MI ROPA PLQUE TODO ME QUEDA ASIEKEROSO”, while the chili-salt-sugar rim captures their mix of bitterness, spice, and secret sweetness despite saying “sosn todos como el oyo” and “no lulu no bale la pena”. It’s loud, messy, a little toxic, but impossible not to keep sipping—just like the femboy fight-club energy of “La primera regla del club de los femboys es: nadie habla sobre el Club de los femboys.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline shows a sharp, provocative personality and a willingness to lean into transgressive humor, which aligns strongly with Slytherin’s unapologetic edge. Tweets like “ellos podran ser mas lindos que yo pero yo soy deprabao” and the whole Club de los femboys bit — “La primera regla del club de los femboys es: nadie habla sobre el Club de los femboys…” and “La octava y ultima regla: si está es tu primera noche en el Club de los femboys, entonces tienes que follar.” — show a flair for rule-bending, theatricality, and a kind of dark, self-aware charisma. Their jealousy and competitiveness also show up in “KE PUTA ENBIDIA”, a very Slytherin-coded response to others’ success or good fortune. Even in self-deprecating moments like “ESTOY BITANDO TODA MI ROPA PLQUE TODO ME QUEDA ASIEKEROSO”, there’s an intense focus on image and self-presentation, suggesting someone who cares how they’re perceived and is willing to reinvent themselves. Overall, the combination of envy, bold sexuality, dramatic self-fashioning, and a taste for taboo humor fits Slytherin more than the other houses.
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Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well-suited song for them is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures a mix of self-deprecation, messy feelings, and dark humor that mirrors their tweets. They joke about their own body and appearance with lines like “aue horrible como boi a ser tan feo paresco una bola” and “ESTOY BITANDO TODA MI ROPA PLQUE TODO ME QUEDA ASIEKEROSO”, similar to the song’s themes of insecurity and dissatisfaction. Their chaotic, horny side in tweets like “estoi super kaliente i mi marido duerme” and the entire “Club de los femboys” thread echoes the song’s blend of innocence corrupted and playful depravity. Emotional swings from anger and envy, such as “trngo tantaa rabia”, “KE PUTA ENBIDIA”, and “sosn todos como el oyo”, also match the dramatic, hyper-emotional tone of Teen Idle. Even their exaggerated suffering about minor things like “cuando va a haber una barrita de proteina que no tenga textura de arenaaa” fits the melodramatic, over-it energy of the song.
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