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Dave's 'EVIL capitalist' persona and his disregard for others, particularly the homeless, align with Mr. Burns's character. His tweets like 'throwing microwaved honey buns at homeless people' and 'the blood of the homeless' show a callous disregard for the less fortunate, similar to Mr. Burns's ruthless pursuit of profit and power. His obsession with wealth and his willingness to manipulate others for his own gain further solidify his resemblance to Mr. Burns.

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A self-proclaimed 'EVIL capitalist dave strider' who loves Weezer, hates Christmas, and is always up for a good troll. Follow for more Homestuck references and questionable opinions.– @aporophobicdave

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Dave's ambition, cunning, and tendency towards self-interest align with the values of Slytherin. His self-proclaimed 'EVIL capitalist' persona and his desire to 'spread the daverus and make everyone into dave strider' suggest a strong ambition and a desire for power. His trolling behavior and his willingness to manipulate others for his own amusement, like 'im gonna fucking steal all your presents and stockings and shit get ready', point towards a cunning and manipulative nature. His disregard for rules and his willingness to break them, like 'i don't pay my taxes, and you?! 🤔 Click the poll now to tweet if you don't pay your taxes too!', further solidify his Slytherin traits.

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The song's themes of jealousy, betrayal, and a desire for revenge resonate with Dave's 'EVIL capitalist' persona and his trolling behavior. His tweets about stealing Christmas presents, 'im gonna fucking steal all your presents and stockings and shit get ready', and his disdain for others, 'i hate christmas', align with the song's themes of anger and resentment. His fascination with the 'daverus' and his desire to 'spread it' further solidify his connection to the song's themes of chaos and disruption.

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