aporophobicdave
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humor: Dave often uses humor to express his opinions and troll others, like 'throwing microwaved honey buns at homeless people'.
- Contrarian: He frequently expresses opinions that go against the mainstream, like 'i don't pay my taxes, and you?! 🤔 Click the poll now to tweet if you don't pay your taxes too!'.
- Gamer: He frequently references video games like 'Flee the Facility', 'Tomodachi Life', and 'Roblox', showing his passion for gaming.
- Fan of Homestuck: His bio and many tweets referencing 'mcstriders' and 'daverus' show his love for the webcomic Homestuck.
- Self-deprecating: He often makes fun of himself, like 'what the hell theres an old man version of me' and 'too bad im a billionaire'.
Weaknesses:
- Grumpy: He's constantly complaining about Christmas, 'i hate christmas' and 'i swear to god if three ghosts appear and tell me to like christmas on christmsa eve i'm gonna be so mad'.
- Trolling: His tendency to troll others can be seen as rude and insensitive, like 'throwing microwaved honey buns at homeless people'.
- Conspiracy theorist: His belief in 'christmas ghosts' and 'the theseus gnomes' shows a tendency towards conspiracy theories.
- Reclusive: He seems to be a bit of a recluse, spending a lot of time on the internet and playing video games, 'my friends are getting mad at me for camping in flee the facility how do i tell them that im just awesome and theyre just not prepared for my epic gameplay'.
- Self-absorbed: His constant focus on himself and his own opinions can come off as self-absorbed, 'my friends are getting mad at me for camping in flee the facility how do i tell them that im just awesome and theyre just not prepared for my epic gameplay'.
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
Dave's 'EVIL capitalist' persona and his disregard for others, particularly the homeless, align with Mr. Burns's character. His tweets like 'throwing microwaved honey buns at homeless people' and 'the blood of the homeless' show a callous disregard for the less fortunate, similar to Mr. Burns's ruthless pursuit of profit and power. His obsession with wealth and his willingness to manipulate others for his own gain further solidify his resemblance to Mr. Burns.
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Some pickup lines for you
- You must be a Christmas ghost, because you're haunting my thoughts.
- If you were a Homestuck character, you'd be my favorite.
- I'm not sure if I'm more attracted to you or the idea of stealing your Christmas presents.
- Are you a Weezer song? Because you're stuck in my head.
- I'm not sure if I should be scared of you or impressed by your 'EVIL capitalist' persona.
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Your new Twitter bio
A self-proclaimed 'EVIL capitalist dave strider' who loves Weezer, hates Christmas, and is always up for a good troll. Follow for more Homestuck references and questionable opinions.– @aporophobicdave
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Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Dave's ambition, cunning, and tendency towards self-interest align with the values of Slytherin. His self-proclaimed 'EVIL capitalist' persona and his desire to 'spread the daverus and make everyone into dave strider' suggest a strong ambition and a desire for power. His trolling behavior and his willingness to manipulate others for his own amusement, like 'im gonna fucking steal all your presents and stockings and shit get ready', point towards a cunning and manipulative nature. His disregard for rules and his willingness to break them, like 'i don't pay my taxes, and you?! 🤔 Click the poll now to tweet if you don't pay your taxes too!', further solidify his Slytherin traits.
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Mr. Brightside - The Killers
The song's themes of jealousy, betrayal, and a desire for revenge resonate with Dave's 'EVIL capitalist' persona and his trolling behavior. His tweets about stealing Christmas presents, 'im gonna fucking steal all your presents and stockings and shit get ready', and his disdain for others, 'i hate christmas', align with the song's themes of anger and resentment. His fascination with the 'daverus' and his desire to 'spread it' further solidify his connection to the song's themes of chaos and disruption.
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