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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: His fiery tweets about politics, like 'Voces malditos que falam: 'nao vou fazer pix pro MST' nmrl vai tomar no seu cu!', show his dedication to social causes.
- Creative: He expresses himself through music, writing, and personal style, as seen in 'Vou criar um canal do yt pra postar covers de guitarra quem apoia?' and 'Pintei minhas unhas denovo yeyy.'
- Humorous: His sarcastic takes, like 'Se o bolsonaro morrer eu vou fzer um churrasco em casa com meus amgs,' reflect his ability to use humor even in serious discussions.
- Authentic: Miguel is unapologetically himself, sharing personal quirks like 'Eu tenho uma.pessima nocao de espaco e de volume de voz.'
- Determined: He is actively working toward goals, like saving money for a 3DS ('2o dia juntando ja csgui 40 conto yeyyy') and planning a YouTube channel.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Critical: Tweets like 'Eu sou mto idiota e cabaço pqp, eu odeio a minha vida' show he can be overly hard on himself.
- Impulsive: His tweet 'Colocaram Black do Pearl Jam aqui do lado acho que e um sinal para eu me jogar da sacada' reflects emotional impulsivity.
- Confrontational: He often clashes with others online, as seen in 'Voces malditos que falam: 'nao vou fazer pix pro MST' nmrl vai tomar no seu cu!'
- Chaotic: Breaking a chair while playing guitar ('Caralho fui tocar guitarra sentado a cadeira quebrou') highlights a lack of caution.
- Overindulgent: Eating '10 bisnaguinhas com linguiça e 2 copao de guaracamp' for a late-night snack shows a tendency to overindulge.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Miguel shares Bart's rebellious, chaotic energy and knack for stirring things up. His tweet 'Minha mae ja foi chamada na minha antiga escola porque falaram que eu estava possuido pelo demonio' mirrors Bart's school antics. Both have a sarcastic sense of humor, evident in Miguel's Bolsonaro tweets. Like Bart, Miguel is also creative, playing the guitar and expressing himself in unique ways.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Miguel is an ENTP—extraverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. His extraversion shines in his humorous and engaging tweets, like 'SEXTOU CARALHOO!!' Intuition drives his creative pursuits, such as planning a YouTube channel for guitar covers. His thinking side critiques societal norms, as seen in 'Voce nao ta sendo intelligente sensato ou isento, voce é so um covarde alienado.' Perceiving keeps him adaptable and open, evident in his wide range of interests, from politics to gaming.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a guitar string? Because you just struck a chord in my heart.
- If I buy you a 3DS, can I be the Luigi to your Mario?
- Are you a punk song? Because I can't get you out of my head.
- You must be a political revolution, 'cause you've got my world turned upside down.
- Is your name Pearl Jam? Because you make me feel alive.
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Your new Twitter bio
Punk-loving guitarist & aspiring YouTuber | Psychedelic music enthusiast | Radical communist with a sarcastic streak | Dreaming of a Nintendo 3DS XL | Chaotic but creative—RJ vibes.– @applebarb_
Your signature cocktail
Punk Rock Punch
The 'Punk Rock Punch' reflects Miguel's bold and vibrant personality. Cherry soda represents his youthful energy, while dark rum adds a rebellious edge. Lime juice gives it a zesty kick, much like his sarcastic humor in tweets like 'É mto bom zoar fã de qualquer coisa famosa.' Grenadine adds a touch of sweetness, balancing his softer, creative side ('Vou criar um canal do yt pra postar covers de guitarra quem apoia?'). It's a drink as unique as Miguel.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Miguel's boldness and outspoken nature align with Gryffindor values. His fiery political tweets, like 'Voce nao ta sendo intelligente sensato ou isento, voce é so um covarde alienado,' show his courage to stand up for his beliefs. He also demonstrates a rebellious spirit, as seen in 'Ir pra escola sem uniforme e libertador.' While he has a creative side, his impulsivity and confrontational style make him more of a Gryffindor than a Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Rebel Rebel - David Bowie
Miguel's rebellious spirit and love for self-expression align perfectly with 'Rebel Rebel.' His tweet 'Ir pra escola sem uniforme e libertador' captures the song's defiant tone. His vibrant personality, seen in 'Pintei minhas unhas denovo yeyy,' reflects the song's celebration of individuality. It's an anthem for his bold, unapologetic approach to life.
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