
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
This user fits Homer Simpson best: they’re wildly emotional, impulsive, and melodramatic in a way that’s chaotic but ultimately affectionate. Like Homer obsessing over donuts or a new hobby, they hyper-fixate on Dottore and the animated short, repeating pleas like “PLEASEE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GENSHIN IMPACT RELEASE THE DOTTORE ANIMATED SHORT PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU” and prophecies such as “ITS NOT DOTTOOVER. TOMORROW, THEY WILL POST THE CUTSCENE, THEN THE ANIMATED SHORT PREVIEW.”. Their dramatic self-insults and over-the-top reactions echo Homer’s flair for extremes, as seen in tweets like “MY ACCOUNT IS SO UNBELIEVABLY BAD… I NEED TO BE EUTHANIZED” and “my public hanging is OVERDUE”. At the same time, there’s a big, goofy heart underneath all the chaos, shown in softer thoughts like “I just want to give dottore a big hug you know. Like a big bear hug.” and their kindness toward anons: “im glad my silly gimmick is something you actually look forward to… youre not alone in this”. The mix of obsession, dramatic despair, and genuine warmth is very Homer: loud, messy, but ultimately driven by intense, if eccentric, love.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as Extraverted: their timeline is highly outward-focused, constantly addressing mutuals and fandom at large, e.g. “GUYS IM NOT IGNORING YOU I SWEAR…” and openly organizing things like a Welkin giveaway in “IF THEY POST DOTTORE’S ANIMATED SHORT… ILL STILL DO THE WELKIN GIVEAWAY…”. They lean strongly toward Intuition over Sensing, fixating on patterns, symbolism, and possibilities like the elaborate release theory in “WAIT LISTEN TO ME THEY WILL RELEASE THE DOTTORE ANIMATED SHORT ON FEBRUARY WHY? ARLECCHINO SHORT = … CAPITANO SHORT = … DOTTORE ON FEBRUARY…” and imagining future in‑game content such as “when we get to snezhnaya i need us to be able to read scattered letters involving dottolone…”. Their decision-making style is clearly Feeling: they center emotional experience and relationships, writing comfortingly to an anon in “anon, thank you so much for your messages!!… youre not alone in this and TRUST the animated short will come!!” and framing issues in moral/emotional terms, as in “Hello I’m an illiterate insensitive person from an inbred family and this is my tweet calling a Persian man Isr*eli”. Finally, they skew Perceiving: they are highly reactive and impulsive, riding waves of hope and chaos (e.g. “tomorrow i’m either going to have the best day of my life or i’m going to be publicly hanged”) rather than calmly executing structured plans, and their constant last-minute coping/manifesting about announcements (“ITS NOT DOTTOOVER… TOMORROW, THEY WILL POST THE CUTSCENE, THEN THE ANIMATED SHORT PREVIEW… JUST TRUST”) feels more like spontaneous optimism than organized long‑term planning. Combined, the expressive social energy (E), pattern‑chasing imagination (N), emotionally-charged judgments (F), and flexible, reactive lifestyle (P) point most strongly to ENFP.

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20 • Genshin enjoyer & resident Dottore/Pantalone analyst. Once went to church just to pray for a Dottore animated short. Opinions my own.– @appledottore

Your signature cocktail
This chaotic concoction starts with espresso-infused vodka for their unhinged, sleep-deprived devotion to Dottore, perfectly matching the energy of “mmmmnfgh dottore dottore dottore dottore…” and “HOYO PLEASE LANG TALAGA PUNONG PUNO NA AKO PLEASE”. Blue curaçao with silver shimmer mirrors the Fatui / Harbinger aesthetic and their love for their "Persian man" in “GIVE ME THAT PERSIAN MAN NOW. I NEED HIM NOW.”, while the sparkle nods to the dramatic "world domination" vibes of “THE DOCTOR AND THE REGRATOR WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD”. A spicy calamansi-chili syrup represents their Filipino side and intense reactions, echoing “MAS GUSTO KOPA TO KAYSA MAGKA LATIN HONOR WALA NA AKONG PAKE PLEASE LANG TALAGA” and “MY ACCOUNT IS SO UNBELIEVABLY BAD… I NEED TO BE EUTHANIZED”. Sparkling tonic water keeps the drink sharp and a bit bitter, like their rants at fandom discourse in “why are tiktok genshin fans so hellbent on deflecting dottore’s actions”, but still bubbly and hopeful with all the "ITS NOT DOTTOOVER" manifesting in “ITS NEVER DOTTOOVER”. Finally, a whipped cream swirl with cracked pepper on top is sweet but slightly unhinged, capturing their mix of soft affection in “I just want to give dottore a big hug you know.” and feral thirst like “you would have to physically restrain me from bouncing on #THAT”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their dominant traits are extreme fixation, ambition, and a very us-vs-them mindset, which aligns most with Slytherin. They openly talk about strategizing and long-term payoff, e.g. predicting release patterns to prove themselves right about content drops: “WAIT LISTEN TO ME THEY WILL RELEASE THE DOTTORE ANIMATED SHORT ON FEBRUARY… ARLECCHINO SHORT = … CAPITANO SHORT = … DOTTORE ON FEBRUARY, 2ND MONTH FOR THE 2ND HARBINGER!”, showing pattern-recognition in service of a goal and a desire to be vindicated. Their language is intense and dramatic, frequently invoking warlike or fatalistic imagery to rally others and pressure Hoyoverse, like “The Hoyoverse devs think themselves to be all knowing. But dottotwt alone is wise to the virtue in those acts of folly. In this war, not even a single pawn may be spared...”. They also embrace a divisive, almost factional style of loyalty: “dottolone dottolone panttore panttore DNI IF YOU HATE DOTTOLONE PANTTORE BLOCK ME IF YOU HATE DOTTOLONE PANTTORE!!!!!! I LOVE DOTTOLONE!!! I LIVE FOR PANTTORE!!! THE DOCTOR AND THE REGRATOR WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD”, which is very Slytherin-coded in its exclusivity and domination rhetoric. While they are caring toward moots and anons, like reassuring someone with “anon, thank you so much for your messages!!... youre not alone in this and TRUST the animated short will come!!”, that warmth is mostly directed inward to their chosen in-group, reinforcing the picture of a passionate, ambitious Slytherin rather than a broadly Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw personality.

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The song obsessed fits them because their entire account orbits around Il Dottore and Pantalone with an almost comedic level of fixation, from chanting “mmmnfgh dottore dottore dottore dottore dottore…” to declaring “I LOVE DOTTOLONE!!! I LIVE FOR PANTTORE!!!”. The track’s theme of intense, slightly unhinged fixation mirrors how they beg Hoyoverse for content, like “PLEASE HOYO RELEASE THE DOTTORE ANIMATED SHORT PREVIEW TOMORROW I BEG” and strategize posting schedules with “ITS NEVER DOTTOOVER”. Their dramatic humor and self-awareness also align with the song’s playful yet desperate tone, as seen when they say “my public hanging is OVERDUE” over Dottore content. Even their bio, “glory to il dottore! glory to pantalone! glory to dottolone! glory to panttore!”, is the perfect manifesto for someone whose music theme is literally titled obsessed. Overall, the song captures their passionate, over-the-top devotion and the way they turn that obsession into a running bit on their timeline.

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