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Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s highly self-aware, emotionally intense, and often overwhelmed by how much she feels, similar to this user’s dramatic and reflective tone about their body and health. The user talks candidly about their struggles and health issues, like “Y'all I REALLY HAVE TO break my 94 hour fast, I have 0 energy, when I lay down I almost puke and in the past week several health problems emerged..😭😭😭 so I'll continue next week probs 🌹🔋”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to notice and overthink everything happening to her. Their fixation on self-improvement and numbers (BMI, weight, fasting hours) is similar to Lisa’s perfectionism and constant self-evaluation, as seen in “I miss my lw...(I'm 4kgs away)” and “Lost exactly 2 kilos during fast ( currently at 98 hours/4 days )”. There’s also a mix of dark humor and vulnerability in tweets like “😂😂😂I just looked in the mirror😂😂😂✌️✌️✌️kms”, which feels similar to how Lisa uses sarcasm and dry humor to cope. Finally, the way they blend niche interests and identity into an aesthetic bio and intro, such as “✧₊⁺ intro 4 #edtwt , not new just relapsed and updated !! – · · ୨ৎ apple · · ୨ৎ she/her 🐞 ... interests: garfield , 70s fashion and music , soup , canned fish , lasagne – ♡♡”, reflects Lisa’s artsy, introspective, and slightly out-of-place personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: their tweets are focused on their inner world, body, and emotions rather than socializing, e.g. “I miss my lw...(I'm 4kgs away)” and “😂😂😂I just looked in the mirror😂😂😂✌️✌️✌️kms” show self-focused reflection rather than outward social engagement. Their style leans toward sensing (S): they constantly reference concrete, physical details like hours of fasting, kilos lost, and specific foods, such as “Ended my 115hour fast with an omad, my favourite local business's spicy chicken burrito ❤️ (cal estimates? It wasn't that big w/beans, mystery spicy sauce, obviously chicken, cheese, a few nacho chips, and corn)”. They are clearly feeling (F)-oriented, expressing emotional distress and relationship focus instead of logical analysis, as in “I’m not skinny enough and my opp is skinnier than me 💔” and “I love my bf ♡” in the bio. Their behavior appears more perceiving (P) than judging: they fast in intense, impulsive stretches and then break them reactively based on how they feel, seen in “Y'all I REALLY HAVE TO break my 94 hour fast, I have 0 energy, when I lay down I almost puke… so I'll continue next week probs 🌹🔋” and the casual, unstructured way they talk about alcohol and plans in “Hopefully a shit ton of alcohol doesn't ruin my liquid fast”. Altogether, the emotional, aesthetic, body-focused, and reactive nature of the tweets fits ISFP: an inwardly focused feeler grounded in physical experience, living in the moment rather than by rigid plans.

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Garfield stan & 70s fashion addict, surviving on soup, spicy burritos, and questionable life choices. Once did a 115h fast just to rate a burrito.– @applekcalz

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This cocktail starts with a chili-infused tequila shot, a nod to ending a 115-hour fast with a spicy burrito and asking for cal estimates in “Ended my 115hour fast with an omad, my favourite local business's spicy chicken burrito ❤️ (cal estimates?)”, capturing both her intensity and love for heat. A bitter grapefruit and lime juice mix brings in the sour, self-critical edge of “I'm not skinny enough and my opp is skinnier than me 💔” and “I just looked in the mirror😂😂😂✌️✌️✌️kms”. The splash of cheap lager or light beer represents her openly chaotic relationship with drinking from “Hopefully a shit ton of alcohol doesn't ruin my liquid fast” and the “alcoholic” in her bio. A thick salted caramel syrup drizzle softens everything, symbolizing the sweetness of “I love my bf ♡” in her bio and the vulnerable longing in “I miss my lw...(I'm 4kgs away)”. Finally, it's topped with fizzy sugar-free energy drink, echoing the manic, drained grind of “Y'all I REALLY HAVE TO break my 94 hour fast, I have 0 energy” and her shed/edtwt aesthetic in “intro 4 #edtwt , not new just relapsed and updated !!”, making the whole thing feel like a dangerously cute, experimental rush.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in @applekcalz’s tweets is a kind of ruthless ambition about their body and weight, even at the expense of their own health, which aligns most with Slytherin’s drive and extremity. They repeatedly push themselves through extremely long fasts—like describing being at “94 hour fast” with severe symptoms but still planning to “continue next week probs” in “Y'all I REALLY HAVE TO break my 94 hour fast, I have 0 energy, when I lay down I almost puke and in the past week several health problems emerged..😭😭😭 so I'll continue next week probs 🌹🔋”—showing a willingness to endure danger in pursuit of a goal. Their pride in results and numbers (“Lost exactly 2 kilos during fast ( currently at 98 hours/4 days )” in this tweet) and focus on lowest weight (“I miss my lw...(I'm 4kgs away)” in this tweet) reflect a competitive, outcome‑oriented mindset typical of Slytherins. Even their reaction to someone else being “skinnier than me” in “I'm not skinny enough and my opp is skinnier than me 💔” suggests comparison, rivalry, and a desire to surpass others. While there are hints of vulnerability and humor, the overarching pattern is of someone intensely focused on a personal ideal and willing to take extreme, risky measures to get there, which fits Slytherin better than the other houses.

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A well‑known song that fits them is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, with its mix of dark self-destructiveness, exhaustion, and morbid humor. Their account is steeped in extreme fasting and self-harmful behavior, like “Y'all I REALLY HAVE TO break my 94 hour fast, I have 0 energy, when I lay down I almost puke and in the past week several health problems emerged..😭😭😭” and “Ended my 115hour fast with an omad…”, echoing the song’s themes of pushing the body past its limits. Their bio (“🐞☆ shedtwt ☆ … ana — … diagnosed | alcoholic”) and tweets like “Hopefully a shit ton of alcohol doesn't ruin my liquid fast” match the song’s self-destructive, numb, and slightly sarcastic tone. Lines in the song about being one’s own worst enemy and questioning why one does this to themselves fit their self-hate and body comparison, seen in “I'm not skinny enough and my opp is skinnier than me 💔” and “I miss my lw...(I'm 4kgs away)”. Even their gallows humor—like “😂😂😂I just looked in the mirror😂😂😂✌️✌️✌️kms”—mirrors the eerie, detached vibe of Billie’s delivery in the track.

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