Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Jokes about themselves and school, e.g. “im 😭😭crine😭😭😭😭😭10th😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭grade😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭english😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” and “am i funny no or no🤣🤣✌️”.
- Community-oriented: Runs daily questions and interacts with oomfs, e.g. “daily question #4 what fast food chain do you like most?” and “i look forward to what oomfs post and i like interacting with oomfs”.
- Creative expression: Shares art and curates aesthetics, e.g. “ART 🧵!! (if you recognize ANY of these or the watermark noyoudont)” and the frog/green persona in “guys im literally a frog and literally the color green”.
- Emotionally open: Speaks frankly about fear and relapse, e.g. “i want to let my bestes ever irl friend that i relapsed but he'd definitely tell my mom” and “school makes me want to kms”.
- Friendly outreach: Invites connection and reassures others, e.g. “dms open im very nice i promises” and “be safe oomfs 🍏 shtwt 🍏 i like green”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-harm glorification: Speaks positively about cutting and blood, e.g. “i get made when i cut and it doesn’t bleed instantly…like thats my favorite part” and “home alone = walk around in short sleeves and shorts to let my cuts breathe”.
- Suicidal ideation: Makes casual references to wanting to die, e.g. “no alcohol٫ no weed٫ no vape...guess I'll pull the trigger!” and “school makes me want to kms”.
- Academic avoidance: Admits skipping classes and avoiding assignments, e.g. “im a chud and all i do is skip class٫ miss school٫ avoid assignments٫ and then get sad when i have bad grades” and “skipping morning classes with one of my fav irls”.
- Risky coping: Links self-harm to rewards and money, e.g. “is it weird to say I'd cut(only a little...) for money so i can fund my gacha games” and using self-harm as content in “daily question #1!! how do you do aftercare? ٩( 'ω' )و #shtwt”.
- Boundary issues: Publicly mixes sexual content, self-harm, and minors, e.g. “if i wake up to gimmicks i will be touching myself for you guys.............” and “eat me out and then actually eat me” while clearly stating they are 15.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The best match is Bart Simpson, because this user leans into being a chaotic, mischievous teen who struggles with school and authority. They describe themselves as a “chud” who skips classes and avoids assignments, then feels bad about grades, echoing Bart’s classic underachiever vibe: “im a chud and all i do is skip class٫ miss school٫ avoid assignments٫ and then get sad when i have bad grades”. Their enjoyment of rebelling with friends, like “skipping morning classes with one of my fav irls who lets me hit her vape❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹”, mirrors Bart’s tendency to get into trouble with his buddies. At the same time, there’s a lot of dark humor and self-destructiveness, such as “no alcohol٫ no weed٫ no vape...guess I'll pull the trigger!” and repeated posts about self-harm like “i get made when i cut and it doesn’t bleed instantly…like thats my favorite part”, which feels like a much more extreme, modern, online version of Bart’s angst. They also cope with their pain by joking and being Very Online—e.g., “i scroll twitter more than i see my family”—a pattern that fits Bart’s use of humor and distraction rather than directly facing emotions. Overall, they’re like a darker, internet-era Bart: rebellious, funny, self-sabotaging, and craving connection even while acting out.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most posts are about being online and in their own head (e.g. “i scroll twitter more than i see my family”), plus they seem more comfortable oversharing behind a screen than describing big in-person social scenes, even when with friends (“skipping morning classes with one of my fav irls who lets me hit her vape❤️🩹”). Their style suggests Intuition (N) over Sensing: they fixate on moods, identity, and symbolism (frogs/green as an aesthetic, “guys im literally a frog and literally the color green”) and use dramatic, hyperbolic phrasing (“no alcohol٫ no weed٫ no vape...guess I'll pull the trigger!”) rather than concrete, practical details. They are strongly Feeling (F): their decisions and self-talk revolve around emotions, relationships, and validation from oomfs (“#shedtwt has such a bad rep but i have genuinely been so much happier since i started posting here...i look forward to what oomfs post and i like interacting with oomfs because they are actually so nice”), and they express distress and vulnerability openly (“school makes me want to kms”). Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): they procrastinate and struggle with structure (“all i do is skip class٫ miss school٫ avoid assignments٫ and then get sad when i have bad grades”), and their timeline is spontaneous and mood-driven, from impulsive daily question threads (“daily question #3 whats your favorite game?”) to chaotic humor and sudden emotional confessions. Taken together—introspective, emotionally intense, idealistic, and disorganized—INFP fits them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re literally a frog and literally the color green—does that mean if I kiss you, I get a soulmate AND a matching aesthetic, or do I just get lucky and become green too?
- Your playlist is, like, The Smiths ➝ Mitski ➝ Radiohead ➝ Weezer ➝ Panchiko speedrun… are you a Spotify algorithm? Because you somehow turned all my mental illness into a really good soundtrack.
- Daily question #4: my favorite fast food chain is whichever one you’re sitting in, ranting about soy allergies and laughing about skipping class—can I join your booth and trade fries for trauma dumps?
- You’re out here skipping morning classes, hitting vapes with irls and yelling YURIYURIYURI on main, and somehow your biggest crime is that you think you’re not funny—can I be your lawyer and prove you’re objectively adorable in court?
- You said you scroll Twitter more than you see your family; statistically speaking that means I have a pretty high chance of becoming your favorite timeline character… should I apply to be your #1 oomf?
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Emmett · 15 · they/he · part-time frog enthusiast, full-time green lover. Once skipped class for fries and a playlist update. DMs open, be kind.– @appllefrog
Your signature cocktail
The Frog Green Relapse Fizz
This cocktail starts with green apple soda for their frog obsession and love of green, matching their bio and posts like “guys im literally a frog and literally the color green”. Soy-free vanilla cream syrup nods to their sweetness and softness but also their allergy struggle in “i hate being allergic to soy because most things i eat has some sort of soy in it💔💔”. A sharp splash of bitters represents the dark edge of shtwt and their self-harm posts like “i get made when i cut and it doesn’t bleed instantly…like thats my favorite part” and “no alcohol٫ no weed٫ no vape...guess I'll pull the trigger!”. The McDonald’s-style salty caramel drizzle is for their messy comfort cravings and fast-food love in “what fast food chain do you like most? i LOVE mcdonalds🤤”. Finally, fizzy energy drink ice cubes mirror their chaotic, high-energy timeline and school stress in posts like “school makes me want to kms” and the way they doomscroll like “i scroll twitter more than i see my family”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Emmett shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, community, and gentleness toward others, even while struggling. They talk about how much the shtwt community means to them, saying that they’ve been happier since joining and that they “look forward to what oomfs post” and enjoy interacting because “they are actually so nice” “#shedtwt has such a bad rep but i have genuinely been so much happier since i started posting here...i look forward to what oomfs post and i like interacting with oomfs because they are actually so nice (´｡• ᵕ •｡) ♡”. Their bio and intro tweet emphasize being kind and safe to mutuals: “be safe oomfs 🍏” and “dms open im very nice i promises” “moothunt day 2! (*´ ) emmett 15 they/he // multifandom // i post sh dms open im very nice i promises ♡/+ = oomf #shtwt #selfharmtwt #moothunt #promotwt #hsrtwt #gachiakuta #bsdtwt #souleatertwt #csmtwt #shedtwt #pjsktwt #edtwt”. Even when talking about their best friend, they frame it with affection and concern (“i love them both bunches”) and fear of worrying people “i want to let my bestes ever irl friend that i relapsed but he'd definitely tell my mom (i love them both bunches) and im sooo afraid of going to a mental hospital”. While there’s impulsivity and self-destructive humor, there’s little evidence of Slytherin-style ambition, Ravenclaw-style intellectual focus, or Gryffindor-style bold crusading; instead, the clearest consistent traits are warmth toward friends, desire for connection, and valuing a soft, supportive space—very Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
I Wanna Be Sedated - Ramones
A well‑known song that fits them is I Wanna Be Sedated by Ramones, because it captures feeling overwhelmed, reckless, and detached while still being oddly upbeat and casual. They joke about numbness and self-destruction, like when they say “no alcohol٫ no weed٫ no vape...guess I'll pull the trigger!” and “school makes me want to kms”, mirroring the song’s desire to escape everything. Their self-harm focus and dark humor, for example “i get made when i cut and it doesn’t bleed instantly…like thats my favorite part” and “'i quit sh in 7th' the humble emmett msgs his irls as he cuts himself”, fits the song’s frantic, almost joking desperation. At the same time, they’re very online, overstimulated, and chronically scrolling, as in “i scroll twitter more than i see my family”, which matches the song’s restless, can’t-slow-down energy. Their chaotic, meme-y posting style—like “am i funny no or no🤣🤣✌️” and their shtwt enthusiasm—adds to the sense of masking pain with noise and humor, just like the upbeat punk sound masks the bleakness of the lyrics.
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