ApuntaAlCorazon
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Honest: They post raw confessions like 'Me sale más barato automedicarme (alcohol) y estar malito de la cabeza' showing brutal self‑honesty rather than performative polish.
- Passionate: Their huge game hours and celebratory tweets — 'He jugado 1211h a Elite Dangerous' and 'Voy a celebrar mi cum jugando Elite Dangerous' — show deep devotion to their interests.
- Witty: Constant self‑deprecating one‑liners ('Bienvenidos a mi cuenta, aquí ofrecemos: Auto desprecio') and playful edits demonstrate sharp, practiced comedic timing.
- Culturally Curious: They quote lyrics, historical notes ('Mago Barca... fue un importante general cartaginés') and switch languages frequently, revealing broad cultural curiosity.
- Loyal to identity: Open, proud declarations like 'Soy..... GAY!!!' and 'I 🏳️⚧️❤️ Intravenous' indicate a strong, consistent embrace of queer identity.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑sabotaging: Frequent lines like 'My love life? A funeral.' and 'Está siendo difícil ganar seguidores nuevos (gente interesada en ver como desciendo a la más completa y autodestructiva locura)' point to a pattern of self‑destructive humor that sometimes reads as genuine harm.
- Alcohol reliance: Confessions such as 'Me sale más barato automedicarme (alcohol)...' and 'Bebí whisky por primera vez con 13 años' suggest alcohol is used as a coping mechanism.
- Over‑sharey: They openly post very personal lines and links like '....glup' to NGL which hints at oversharing vulnerable material to strangers.
- Pessimistic streak: Recurring fatalistic tweets like 'Descent into madness' and 'Tengo la conciencia amordazada desde 2018' show an enduring negative outlook that colors their engagements.
- Inconsistent routine: They mock themselves for leaving the cave and not gaming all day ('Al final del día soy esto... Primera: he salido de la cueva Segundo: no me he pasado todo el día jugando a Elite Soy una farsa'), indicating fluctuating habits and commitments.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Milhouse is the awkward, earnest, often unlucky‑in‑love kid who wears his feelings on his sleeve, just like Angel's timeline full of self‑deprecating heartbreak ('My love life? A funeral.') and desperate humor. Both are comic, vulnerable and prone to dramatic statements that are part performance and part genuine emotion. Milhouse’s loyalty and tendency to be theatrical match Angel’s blend of nerdy fandom and melodramatic confessions, making him a fitting Simpsons counterpart.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
INFP fits Angel’s introspective, values‑driven and melancholic style. Introversion: they often reference solitude and late shifts ('it's a late, late shift, no one to fear') and present as inwardly reflective rather than attention‑seeking. Intuition: their multilingual riffs, historical asides ('Mago Barca...') and lyric quotes show a tendency toward associative, imaginative thinking. Feeling: their timeline centers on heart, identity and personal truth ('No tengo pies ni cabeza; tengo corazón', 'Soy..... GAY!!!'), privileging authenticity over logic. Perceiving: their spontaneous posting, rapid topic changes and self‑contradictory confessions ('I may be unstable but I will never ever change my username again') point to a flexible, open‑ended approach rather than rigid planning. Together these traits paint the picture of an emotive, creative INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- Hey, want to co‑pilot my birthday? I promise cake and at least one hyperspace jump — 'Voy a celebrar mi cum jugando Elite Dangerous.'
- You don't need to be Mass Effect on 'dificultad locura' to sweep me off my feet — but if you are, I'm impressed.
- I may be 'built like a barrel' but I can be your snug little escape pod — 'Estoy construido como un tonel.'
- If you were a spaceship I'd log 1211 hours just to be your co‑pilot — 'He jugado 1211h a Elite Dangerous' (and counting).
- Call me retro launcher, because I still make your heart boot up — 'El viejo launcher era tan... retro.'
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Your new Twitter bio
Angel 🏴 — heart first, sense optional. Multilingual gamer (Mass Effect/Elite Dangerous addict), queer & messy, singer of sad songs and maker of dark jokes. Here for music, memes and late‑shift confessions. Don’t take me too seriously — I won’t.– @ApuntaAlCorazon
Your signature cocktail
The Heartful Barrel
This drink mirrors Angel: whisky nods to 'Bebí whisky por primera vez con 13 años' and the automedication jokes, black cherry gives bittersweet emotion matching 'My love life? A funeral.', espresso fuels late shifts ('it's a late, late shift'), and smoked salt adds that melancholic, theatrical finish. It's bold, slightly dangerous, and somehow consoling — a liquid version of their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff fits because Angel's defining trait is heart and loyalty rather than showy bravado: their bio says 'No tengo pies ni cabeza; tengo corazón' and they repeatedly center emotional honesty and belonging. Their posts ('Espero que no solo me veáis como un amigo, sino también como una amenaza' and frequent community callouts) show someone who values close bonds and authenticity. While they are sardonic and eccentric, they come across as someone who cares for identity and friends rather than craving recognition, which maps well to Hufflepuff's steady, inclusive values.
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Mad World - Gary Jules (or Tears for Fears)
'Mad World' matches the melancholy, resigned humor and lyrical darkness that pepper Angel’s feed — tweets like 'Descent into madness' and 'My love life? A funeral.' echo the song’s tone. They also quote haunting lines and post slow, reflective music ('Que temazo coño'), so this plaintive, reflective track is a natural sonic avatar.
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