Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative artist: Frequently shares original fanart like “pretty prince ampora” and “eridan ampora wwith thalassophobia”.
- Passionate fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for Homestuck and related media, e.g. “ERIFEF IS ALIVVE IM GOING TO PAST OUT IM GOING TO FAINT #HELP”.
- Humorous voice: Uses absurd, comedic captions such as “i hijack dumpsters and drive directly into the ocean every wednesday”.
- Engaged communicator: Invites interaction, promising to respond in “ill be respondin to gimmicks under dis thread noww so ill like actually respond to them noww”.
- Stylized persona: Consistent typing quirks and character-focused bio and tweets (e.g. “wwant,” “lovve”) show deliberate online identity building, as in “i lovve you i lovve you i lovve you i lovve you i lovve you”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile language: Uses directly aggressive phrases like “anon tell me wwho you are so i can block you say it to my fuckin face bitch”.
- Harm glorification: Makes posts that endorse or joke about self-harm and suicide, e.g. “eridan ampora is pro suicide, are you?”.
- Sexual boundary-issues: Posts sexual or assault-related jokes such as “cause its rape time baby”.
- Degrading wording: Uses dehumanizing terms like “nasty dirty little sluts dont deserve the same rights as you and i”.
- Taboo fixation: Openly leans into controversial themes like incest in “i wwould nevver turn dowwn anything in relation to amporacest”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, given their chaotic humor, love of mischief, and tendency to stir drama for fun. Their tweets are irreverent, provocative, and often mean on purpose, like “eridan ampora is pro suicide, are you?” and “nasty dirty little sluts dont deserve the same rights as you and i”, echoing Bart’s edgy, boundary-pushing attitude. They clown on others constantly—“once again no one gaf” and “my followwers hate me”—yet keep doing their thing anyway, similar to how Bart thrives on being the class menace. The heavy use of fandom in-jokes, trolling tone, and gleeful embrace of being a pest, like “i hijack dumpsters and drive directly into the ocean every wednesday” and “fishy chump falls for the same false promise for the 100th time”, all align with Bart’s prankster persona. Even their caps-locked meltdowns, such as “ERIDAN NO NO ERIDAN PLEASEE NO ERIDAN IM BEGGIN YOU”, feel like Bart’s dramatic, over-the-top reactions when chaos hits.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: their focus is on drawing, fandom and niche in-jokes rather than real-life socializing, and they mention a private account in their bio rather than flaunting social events. Their tweets show clear intuition (N) with heavy theorizing and abstract character analysis, as in the meta rant about Eridan’s interests and orphaning duty: “notice how fucked that makes their orphaning duty by implying when given the chance to form genuine interests its in the thing theyre forced to kill on a daily for surival? notice that when eri doesnt live on evil hell planet they grow into a great person? i win fuck all of you.”. They lean strongly thinking (T) over feeling, using blunt, often harsh language and debate-style framing, e.g. “eri is so clearly twwilight sparkle… i win fuck all of you.” and “anon tell me wwho you are so i can block you say it to my fuckin face bitch”, prioritizing argument and callouts over harmony. Their timeline looks very perceiving (P)—impulsive, reactive, and chaotic rather than planned or structured, with rapid-fire, emotionally charged posts like “I NEED THEM PLEASE I CANT FUMBLE THESE TOO OH MY GOD FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK” and spontaneous art drops such as “forgot to post this oka bye”. Overall, an INTP best fits someone who spends a lot of time in their head analyzing fictional systems, argues in a detached but abrasive way, and posts in an unstructured, spur-of-the-moment style.
Some pickup lines for you
- If ‘phils shirt is vvery amporaish’ then what does it take for *me* to be vvery AquaticMorialish? Because I’m ready to rebrand my whole wardrobe for you.
- You said ‘eridan ampora wwith thalassophobia’ but honestly, the only thing I’m scared of is an aquarium that *doesn’t* have you in it, caligulasAquarium.
- You draw ‘pretty prince ampora,’ ‘big scary sea monster,’ and even ‘medical malpractice’—I’m just saying, if you ever need a new subject, I promise to sit still, hold your snacks, and hype every sketch like it’s coolscar-level important.
- You went on a full essay about how ‘eri is so clearly twwilight sparkle’—I’ll let you win that argument automatically, as long as you’ll be my Twilight and I’ll be the little guy who worships you from the library steps.
- For someone who claims ‘my followwers hate me’ and ‘no one gaf,’ you’ve got me scrolling your entire timeline like it’s scripture—if this is what hating you looks like, I’d be terrified to see what being your moirail would do to me.
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Your new Twitter bio
Homestuck illustrator chronicling one (fishy) bad decision at a time. Once live‑tweeted a scarf too tight and turned it into a 4‑panel comic.– @AquaticMorial
Your signature cocktail
TAUNTINGLY JOYFUL COOLSCAR FIZZ
This drink is loud, purple, and a little unhinged, just like an Eridan stan screaming “ERIFEF IS ALIVVE IM GOING TO PAST OUT IM GOING TO FAINT #HELP”. The purple shimmery vodka channels the constant fixation on our favorite doomed seadweller, from “pretty prince ampora” to “eridan ampora magically growws HUGE rumble spheres and gains evveryones lovve and approvval”. Blackberry-lavender soda brings a strangely soft, dreamy edge that matches the way they gush in “i lovve you i lovve you i lovve you i lovve you i lovve you” while still being terminally online and dramatic. A dash of sea salt saline nods to their aquatic fixation and chaotic ocean crimes, like “pollute the oceans and bomb the beaches” and the ominous “big scary sea monster”. The charcoal sugar rim is sweet but scorched, capturing their dark humor in posts like “TAUNTINGLY JOYFUL STRESS INDUCED HALLUCINATIONS” and “eridan ampora is pro suicide, are you?” while keeping it stylish. Finally, the pop-rock candy garnish embodies their explosive, meme-soaked energy, the same chaotic crackle you feel when they yell “ERIDAN NO NO ERIDAN PLEASEE NO ERIDAN IM BEGGIN YOU” or declare “its me wwriggler day twwitter dot com”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This account reads as strongly Slytherin-coded: sharp, combative, and very comfortable with aggressive rhetoric. They show a ruthless streak and preoccupation with power, cruelty, and taboo topics in tweets like “eridan ampora is pro suicide, are you?” and “nasty dirty little sluts dont deserve the same rights as you and i”, which indicates a fascination with dominance and transgression rather than fairness or kindness. Their willingness to publicly pick fights and call people out, as in “anon tell me wwho you are so i can block you say it to my fuckin face bitch”, shows confrontational self‑preservation and a readiness to defend their boundaries. They also demonstrate manipulative, almost propagandistic humor, such as the fake outrageous quote tweet “'My name is Perverted Davpeerson, and I am going to piss on you and then suck you off.' says Dave Strider in his latest interview, sparking public outrage.”, which reflects a taste for narrative control and provocation. While they clearly have creativity and niche fandom knowledge, the dominant traits are edge, ambition to shock, and protective hostility, aligning them more with Slytherin than with the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
The chaotic, abrasive humor and fixation on violent, morbid imagery fit the rebellious edge of Teenagers. They gleefully post things like “eridan ampora is pro suicide, are you?” and “cause its rape time baby”, which mirrors the song’s dark, confrontational tone and deliberate provocation. Their timeline is aggressive and dramatic, with tweets such as “pollute the oceans and bomb the beaches” and “nasty dirty little sluts dont deserve the same rights as you and i” that read like exaggerations meant to shock. The song’s theme of lashing out at norms and authority tracks with their constant, over-the-top hostility and carnival of bad taste. Even their self-referential posts like “my followwers hate me” and obsessive fandom spirals echo the anxious, defiant teen energy at the core of Teenagers.
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