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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, given their chaotic humor, love of mischief, and tendency to stir drama for fun. Their tweets are irreverent, provocative, and often mean on purpose, like “eridan ampora is pro suicide, are you?” and “nasty dirty little sluts dont deserve the same rights as you and i”, echoing Bart’s edgy, boundary-pushing attitude. They clown on others constantly—“once again no one gaf” and “my followwers hate me”—yet keep doing their thing anyway, similar to how Bart thrives on being the class menace. The heavy use of fandom in-jokes, trolling tone, and gleeful embrace of being a pest, like “i hijack dumpsters and drive directly into the ocean every wednesday” and “fishy chump falls for the same false promise for the 100th time”, all align with Bart’s prankster persona. Even their caps-locked meltdowns, such as “ERIDAN NO NO ERIDAN PLEASEE NO ERIDAN IM BEGGIN YOU”, feel like Bart’s dramatic, over-the-top reactions when chaos hits.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: their focus is on drawing, fandom and niche in-jokes rather than real-life socializing, and they mention a private account in their bio rather than flaunting social events. Their tweets show clear intuition (N) with heavy theorizing and abstract character analysis, as in the meta rant about Eridan’s interests and orphaning duty: “notice how fucked that makes their orphaning duty by implying when given the chance to form genuine interests its in the thing theyre forced to kill on a daily for surival? notice that when eri doesnt live on evil hell planet they grow into a great person? i win fuck all of you.”. They lean strongly thinking (T) over feeling, using blunt, often harsh language and debate-style framing, e.g. “eri is so clearly twwilight sparkle… i win fuck all of you.” and “anon tell me wwho you are so i can block you say it to my fuckin face bitch”, prioritizing argument and callouts over harmony. Their timeline looks very perceiving (P)—impulsive, reactive, and chaotic rather than planned or structured, with rapid-fire, emotionally charged posts like “I NEED THEM PLEASE I CANT FUMBLE THESE TOO OH MY GOD FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK” and spontaneous art drops such as “forgot to post this oka bye”. Overall, an INTP best fits someone who spends a lot of time in their head analyzing fictional systems, argues in a detached but abrasive way, and posts in an unstructured, spur-of-the-moment style.

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Homestuck illustrator chronicling one (fishy) bad decision at a time. Once live‑tweeted a scarf too tight and turned it into a 4‑panel comic.– @AquaticMorial

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This drink is loud, purple, and a little unhinged, just like an Eridan stan screaming “ERIFEF IS ALIVVE IM GOING TO PAST OUT IM GOING TO FAINT #HELP”. The purple shimmery vodka channels the constant fixation on our favorite doomed seadweller, from “pretty prince ampora” to “eridan ampora magically growws HUGE rumble spheres and gains evveryones lovve and approvval”. Blackberry-lavender soda brings a strangely soft, dreamy edge that matches the way they gush in “i lovve you i lovve you i lovve you i lovve you i lovve you” while still being terminally online and dramatic. A dash of sea salt saline nods to their aquatic fixation and chaotic ocean crimes, like “pollute the oceans and bomb the beaches” and the ominous “big scary sea monster”. The charcoal sugar rim is sweet but scorched, capturing their dark humor in posts like “TAUNTINGLY JOYFUL STRESS INDUCED HALLUCINATIONS” and “eridan ampora is pro suicide, are you?” while keeping it stylish. Finally, the pop-rock candy garnish embodies their explosive, meme-soaked energy, the same chaotic crackle you feel when they yell “ERIDAN NO NO ERIDAN PLEASEE NO ERIDAN IM BEGGIN YOU” or declare “its me wwriggler day twwitter dot com”.

Your Hogwarts House
This account reads as strongly Slytherin-coded: sharp, combative, and very comfortable with aggressive rhetoric. They show a ruthless streak and preoccupation with power, cruelty, and taboo topics in tweets like “eridan ampora is pro suicide, are you?” and “nasty dirty little sluts dont deserve the same rights as you and i”, which indicates a fascination with dominance and transgression rather than fairness or kindness. Their willingness to publicly pick fights and call people out, as in “anon tell me wwho you are so i can block you say it to my fuckin face bitch”, shows confrontational self‑preservation and a readiness to defend their boundaries. They also demonstrate manipulative, almost propagandistic humor, such as the fake outrageous quote tweet “'My name is Perverted Davpeerson, and I am going to piss on you and then suck you off.' says Dave Strider in his latest interview, sparking public outrage.”, which reflects a taste for narrative control and provocation. While they clearly have creativity and niche fandom knowledge, the dominant traits are edge, ambition to shock, and protective hostility, aligning them more with Slytherin than with the other houses.

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The chaotic, abrasive humor and fixation on violent, morbid imagery fit the rebellious edge of Teenagers. They gleefully post things like “eridan ampora is pro suicide, are you?” and “cause its rape time baby”, which mirrors the song’s dark, confrontational tone and deliberate provocation. Their timeline is aggressive and dramatic, with tweets such as “pollute the oceans and bomb the beaches” and “nasty dirty little sluts dont deserve the same rights as you and i” that read like exaggerations meant to shock. The song’s theme of lashing out at norms and authority tracks with their constant, over-the-top hostility and carnival of bad taste. Even their self-referential posts like “my followwers hate me” and obsessive fandom spirals echo the anxious, defiant teen energy at the core of Teenagers.

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