Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative storyteller: Frequently invents scenarios and AUs for characters, like the Mike prince/jester idea in “Novo au de Mike Principe x Bobo da corte Boa noite” and various character-focused posts.
- Affectionate friend: Shows warmth toward friends and partner, as in “A Marceline e eu”, “eu com a marceline <3”, and joking about living with Ellis in “Eu e o Ellis em casa”.
- Self-aware humor: Uses self-deprecating jokes like “meio q sou eu” and “eu sou literalmente ele”, showing awareness of their quirks and turning them into humor.
- Artistic dedication: Talks about working hard, drawing, and having a full (even if NSFW) portfolio, as in “trabalhando bastante ultimamente… pra decorar minha casa ate ela ficar igual o quarto do Howl” and “queria trabalhar pra algum studio, mas o meu portifolio é todo nsfw”.
- Playful nerdiness: Enthusiastically engages with games and fandoms, like Bayonetta in “DEPOIS DE ANOS JIGANDO BAYONETTA EU FINALMENTE DESCOBRI COMO PASSA DO ALFIEM” and My Little Pony shipping debates in “amo ter amigos esquisitos… discutir avidamente se a applejack deveria casar com a rarity ou com a rainbow”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses aggressive or vulgar phrasing even casually, like the bio “nao fode eu sou sequelado krl” and reactions such as “Nao fode”.
- Self-deprecating framing: Refers to themselves in negative terms, as in the bio calling themselves “sequelado” and joking about being debuffed or dysfunctional in posts like “minha strap ta debilitada, vo ter q levar na costureira” alongside similar tone elsewhere.
- Platform frustration: Displays strong irritation with social media environments, e.g. “o twitter é uma umbral tao grande…” and “agr n pode mais postar no twitter, é, eu vou embora pro meu blog msm”, suggesting stress from online spaces.
- Career insecurity: Holds back from pursuing studio work due to embarrassment about their NSFW portfolio, as in “queria trabalhar pra algum studio, mas o meu portifolio é todo nsfw então fico sem jeito de mandar”.
- Judgmental tone: Expresses strong, dismissive opinions about others’ content or tools, such as AI users in “ou vcs são mt imbecis ou vcs nao existem... sera q bots acreditam em video de ia?” and “tenho preconceito com arte feita no procreate”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The mix of chaotic humor, impulsiveness, and unexpected tenderness in this account fits Homer Simpson best. They joke about food and comfort in a very Homer way, like craving sweets in “quero torta holandesa” and eating loudly alone in “gosto de comer sozinho pra comer fazendo barulho”. There’s a lot of self-deprecating, unfiltered energy in the bio and posts such as “nao fode eu sou sequelado krl” and “sai fora porra to gostosão so o file”, which echoes Homer’s combination of bravado and cluelessness. At the same time, they’re openly affectionate about friends and partner, like in “Eu e o Vi a qualquer momento” and “A Marceline e eu”, similar to Homer’s deep (if chaotic) love for his family. Their tendency to obsess over niche interests and get overexcited—seen in “DEPOIS DE ANOS JIGANDO BAYONETTA EU FINALMENTE DESCOBRI...” and the many Mike/OC posts—is also very Homer: easily fixated, loudly enthusiastic, and always a bit over the top.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly talk about friends, parties and shared chaos, like the New Year’s house gathering in “A gnt no casarão no ano novo” and the joy of having weird friends to obsess over MLP ships in “eu amo ter amigos esquisitos q nem eu … discutir avidamente se a applejack deveria casar com a rarity ou com a rainbow”. Their humor and focus on characters, vibes and fandom concepts point to Intuition (N): they invent AUs like “Novo au de Mike Principe x Bobo da corte” and describe things in terms of feelings and atmospheres, as in “uma vibe meio night so q reverso”. The way they prioritize emotional reactions and relationships over dry logic suggests Feeling (F): they gush about characters and partners in “Mike <3”, dramatize experiences like “eu e analu igual a bela do crepusculo chorando querendo dar”, and complain about AI being used for “merda e propaganda politica” in this tweet, framing it in moral/emotional terms. Their life appears fairly Perceiving (P) and spontaneous: they talk about wanting things or having ideas without a rigid plan, such as “Coisas aletorias q eu preciso comprar mas ainda não comprei pq n achei EXATAMENTE oq eu tava procurando”, or impulsive plans like “o dia que eu botar piercing no mamilo eu vou fazer uma reunião na minha casa só pra mostrar”. Overall, their energetic social focus, love of imaginative scenarios, emotionally charged commentary and loose, playful approach to plans align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here grinding ‘not to pay bills but to make your place look like Howl’s room’ and I’m just thinking… if you need a moving castle husband to match the décor, I can submit my portfolio (it’s only mildly less cursed than your RPG ones, I promise).
- You said memes made by stoners are funny but weed memes are cringe; plot twist: the funniest high I’ve seen lately is how high my standards got after finding someone who cries doing the dishes ‘for efficiency’ and still has energy to yell FAVELA VENCEU KRL.
- Every time you tweet ‘tudo é Mike’ or drop another Miguel/Jinyu/Jake drama, I get jealous… because statistically speaking, I should’ve at least been an OC in that mansion by now—can I audition as ‘marido que divide o PC e não reclama’?
- You, Analu and Marcy in sync cramps, a strap ‘debilitada indo pra costureira’, and plans for a nipple piercing grand reveal… it’s starting to sound less like tweets and more like the universe giving me very specific instructions to flirt with you and bring cake (preferably Dutch pie).
- You worry about sending a mostly-NSFW portfolio to a studio, but honestly, anyone who can turn Bayonetta tech, tarot saying ‘you were right’, and My Little Pony shipping discourse into daily content clearly has main-character energy—so I’m just here asking if you’re hiring for love interest NPC.
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Illustrator, RPG enjoyer & chronic decor enthusiast trying to turn my home into Howl’s bedroom. Once cried while doing dishes for the sake of efficiency.– @AquelaSusie
Your signature cocktail
Sequelado Howl Highball
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with vanilla bean for the unapologetically Brazilian, slightly chaotic sweetness of someone whose bio is literally “nao fode eu sou sequelado krl,” and who dreams of perfumes “SÓ de baunilha” “Coisas aletorias q eu preciso comprar… Perfume SÓ de baunilha”. A sharp espresso shot captures the overcaffeinated, up-late-drawing energy of working hard just to decorate the house “ate ela ficar igual o quarto do Howl” “trabalhando bastante ultimamente… pra decorar minha casa ate ela ficar igual o quarto do Howl”, and all those RPG nights and fandom rabbit holes. Homemade bitter orange syrup brings a mix of sweetness and bite, like when they rant about AI being used “pra fazer merda e propaganda politica” “uma pena que não vale a pena pesquisar sobre pq a ia so ta sendo usada pra fazer merda e propaganda politica” or complain that Twitter is an “umbral tao grande” compared to cute TikToks “o twitter é uma umbral tao grande… enquanto isso o tiktok me entrega uma japonesa fazendo conteudo infantil”. Sparkling water lightens everything up, matching their clowny, meme-heavy vibe as they scream “FAVELA VENCEU KRL” “FAVELA VENCEU KRL” and gush over characters like Mike, Kenda and Marceline “Nao queria falar muita coisa... mas.... mike”. The smoked salt rim adds an edge for the horny, irreverent humor of wanting a nipple-piercing viewing party “o dia que eu botar piercing no mamilo eu vou fazer uma reunião na minha casa só pra mostrar” and the delightfully unhinged relationship tweets like “Eu, eu sou a esposa” “Eu, eu sou a esposa”. Overall it’s strong but playful, a little bitter, a little sweet, and definitely not something you serve to people who can’t handle being a bit sequelado.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a very Ravenclaw mix of curiosity, niche interests, and sharp humor. Their genuine interest in how AI works, even while criticizing its uses, is very analytical and knowledge-driven: “eu tenho uma curiosidade genuina pra entender como que a ia analiza imagens pra criar outras, qual é o sistema de fisica e gravidade e coisas do tipo”. They also obsess over small, specific details in everyday life, like wanting exactly the right type of bath brush and storage container: “Coisas aletorias q eu preciso comprar mas ainda não comprei pq n achei EXATAMENTE oq eu tava procurando; Uma escova de banho… Um pote para 5kg, quadrado/retangular que seja opaco e com tampa”. Their humor is reflective and a bit meta, e.g. making fun of the difference between weed memes and memes about weed: “memes feitos por maconheiros sao engraçados memes sobre maconha sao cringe obg por participar do meu tedtalk”, and noticing how platforms shape content: “o twitter é uma umbral tao grande… enquanto isso o tiktok me entrega uma japonesa fazendo conteudo infantil misturando cores”. On top of that, they are highly creative: they run RPGs, create characters, and think up alternate universes like “Novo au de Mike Principe x Bobo da corte”, and work intensely on their home aesthetic, wanting it to look like Howl’s room: “trabalhando bastante ultimamente… pra decorar minha casa ate ela ficar igual o quarto do Howl”. This blend of curiosity, analytical perspective, and strong creative worldbuilding aligns most closely with Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Nobody - Mitski
Mitski’s Nobody fits them well because it mixes melancholy, humor, and a very online sense of self-awareness, just like their timeline. They clearly like slightly unhinged, emotional art and even joke about Mitski directly in “A Mitski”, which hints they vibe with that aesthetic. Their bio, "nao fode eu sou sequelado krl," and tweets like “o twitter é uma umbral tao grande...” show a mix of cynicism, exhaustion, and irony that matches the song’s lonely but wry tone. At the same time, they’re full of affection and intense attachment to friends and OCs, seen in posts like “ai namoral, eu amo ter amigos esquisitos q nem eu” and their many character-centric tweets, echoing the emotional intensity and longing in Nobody. The song’s balance of sadness, drama, and a kind of theatrical self-deprecation matches how they talk about work, relationships, and being a bit mentally fried while still laughing about it.
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