Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares intense feelings like self-hatred, love, and faith, e.g. “I have so much hate in my heart for you. More than I’ve ever felt for anybody” and “Jesus is removing the evil from my life and will save me”.
- Affectionate friend: Frequently expresses love for close people, e.g. “I love my friends fuck yeah 🌊”, “I love my big brother hi dave”, and “I love my 8oyfriend so much 8oyfriend appreciation post”.
- Self-aware: Reflects critically on their own behavior and mental state, e.g. “I’ve realized I’m a bad person and I’m torn on whether to accept that… or being a better person and draining myself dry”.
- Resilient: Despite repeated suicidal ideation, also expresses determination to improve, e.g. “I’m gonna get better and I’m gonna make a ton of friends and I’m gonna be kind and likable”.
- Humorous: Uses dark and playful humor to cope, e.g. “Happy slur day” and joking about being “so funny last year” in “Dude I was so funny last year”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Frequent suicidal intent and attempts, e.g. “Yay suicide time”, “Attempt tonight yes or yes”, and “I tried to kms and it didn’t work and my family didn’t care lol”.
- Body hatred: Expresses extreme dissatisfaction with body and weight, e.g. “UGH IM SO FAAATTTGHHHH”, “I’m so fat”, and “I want to 8e so thin that people get too scared to jokingly call me fat”.
- Jealous attachment: Shows possessive and obsessive tendencies in relationships, e.g. “is it normal to be so obsessed with someone that you get possessive and jealous over them even being in somebody else’s presence.” and intense focus on fp in “Don’t ever leave your fp and rely on the 15 minutes of euphoria you get”.
- Risky coping: Uses harmful strategies like self-harm and substance use, e.g. “I’m going to either cut in the bathroom cry or all of the above and then kill myself” and “First time getting high im so effing scared”.
- Harsh judgment: Can be cruel or hostile toward self and others, e.g. “Everyone hates me because I’m a stupid slutty bitch” and “Hey Erina. Please stop taking weird selfies you look awkward.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson, but in a very messy, hyper-online, emotionally volatile way. Like Lisa, they have intense feelings, self-awareness, and a drive to "get better," seen in posts like “I’m gonna get better and I’m gonna make a ton of friends and I’m gonna be kind and likable” and “Going to the counselor so I don’t drink myself to death yay Can she hurry up please”. Their timeline shows big swings between self-loathing and determination, similar to Lisa’s oscillation between despair and idealism, for example “I’ve realized I’m a bad person and I’m torn on whether to accept that… or being a better person and draining myself dry” versus “Okay no I’m getting better”. The religious and moral grappling also fits Lisa’s vibe, just in a more chaotic register, as in “Jesus will fix me” and “Jesus is removing the evil from my life and will save me”. Finally, their intense attachment to close relationships and feeling misunderstood—like “I need him why did he need to leave” and “Everyone hates me because I’m a stupid slutty bitch”—echoes Lisa’s tendency to feel isolated, overly sensitive, and desperate for validation from people she loves.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly reference friends, boyfriend, group calls and online interaction, e.g. “When you group call and he starts getting possessive so I just bust a little”, “I lovve my friends fuck yeah 🌊”, and “I love my bsf so much holy moly”, showing energy directed outward and a need for connection and attention. Their style is strongly Intuitive (N): they zoom out into meanings, identity and future self, like “I’m gonna get better and I’m gonna make a ton of friends and I’m gonna be kind and likable” and the religious reframing in “Jesus is removing the evil from my life and will save me”, which focuses on narrative and symbolism more than concrete sensory detail. They are clearly Feeling (F): posts are driven by intense emotion and relational dynamics—idealization, hate, jealousy, self-loathing—like “I have so much hate in my heart for you. More than I’ve ever felt for anybody” and “Everyone hates me because I’m a stupid slutty bitch”, with no attempt at detached logic. Their behavior reads as Perceiving (P) rather than structured: there are impulsive shifts (getting high for the first time, suicidal impulses, sudden rebrands) such as “First time getting high im so effing scared” and “Ok yeah rebrand ok yeah hi I was aranea don’t forget me”, and they explicitly struggle with stability and follow-through (“Hi I’m ocean and I’m getting our life together because my headmates are lazy!”). Combining an outwardly expressive, social orientation (E), meaning- and narrative-focused mindset (N), emotional decision-making (F), and spontaneous, chaotic lifestyle (P), ENFP is the best fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d sloppily make out with a Lana song—if I make you a playlist and hold you through every bad boothill day, do I qualify for an encore kiss?
- You keep tweeting “yay suicide time” and “Attempt tonight yes or yes,” but honestly? I think the real mental illness is that we’re not already trauma-bonding over popcorn kissing and hentai on call.
- You said you want to be so thin people are scared to joke you’re fat—personally, I’m more scared of how heavy my crush on you got after the ‘Dominican papi’ and ‘bath feet’ era.
- You called yourself a bad person torn between getting worse or draining yourself to get better; selfishly, I’d like you to pick the third option: stay alive, eat a little zucchini, and let me be the idiot who thinks you’re already worth loving.
- You’re a did system, religious trauma girlie, getting high for the first time and live-tweeting every vein pulse—wanna add ‘met a weirdo who actually listened to all of that and still wants to kiss me back’ to the lore?
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Your new Twitter bio
Trying to keep the chaos, faith & dark humor in balance. Once got life advice mid-freezing bath—still deciding if it worked. Here for my people.– @arachniserkets
Your signature cocktail
The Shedtwt Suicide Sunrise
This drink hits like their timeline: it starts pretty and sweet but way too strong, just like the chaotic high of “Life update I got fucking stoned, tweaked out, and had the best sleep ever but I also threw up”. The blood orange juice stands in for the mix of self‑loathing and body angst in “UGH IM SO FAAATTTGHHHH” and “I want to 8e so thin that people get too scared to jokingly call me fat”, bright but a little vicious. A dark cherry liqueur drizzle at the bottom is the suicidal ideation and drama of “Yay suicide time” and “Attempt tonight yes or yes”, something heavy you sink into. The sea-salt sugar rim is for the way they cling to love and friendship in “I lovve my friends fuck yeah 🌊” and “I love my bsf so much holy moly”, sweet but stinging. Finally, a splash of tonic with melting ice mirrors their unstable, hopeful side in “I’m gonna get better and I’m gonna make a ton of friends and I’m gonna be kind and likable” and the religious coping of “Jesus will fix me”—a little fizz of future they’re not sure they believe in, but keep sipping anyway.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show intense impulsiveness and a recklessly confrontational streak that fits Gryffindor more than any other house. Their repeated public talk about self‑destructive urges, like “Attempt tonight yes or yes” and “Yay suicide time”, reflects a dramatic, all‑or‑nothing attitude rather than the shrewd self‑preservation of Slytherin. They are emotionally explosive and unfiltered with others, e.g. “I have so much hate in my heart for you. More than I’ve ever felt for anybody” and “Hey Erina. Please stop taking weird selfies you look awkward.”, which suggests blunt courage more than careful diplomacy. At the same time, they’re fiercely devoted and dramatic about those they love, as in “I love my big brother hi dave” and “I love my bsf so much holy moly”, reminiscent of Gryffindor’s intense loyalty to a close circle. Their statements about wanting to improve themselves, like “I’m gonna get better and I’m gonna make a ton of friends and I’m gonna be kind and likable”, read as bold resolutions rather than slow, patient work, reinforcing a Gryffindor flavor of passionate, messy courage over the steadiness of Hufflepuff or the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
ride - lana del rey
A well-suited song is Ride by Lana Del Rey, which captures messy freedom, self-destructiveness, and longing for love. They openly adore Lana — “I would sloppily make out with a Lana song if I could” — so a Lana track fits their own aesthetic. The song’s themes of instability and wanting to escape match tweets like “Life update I got fucking stoned, tweaked out, and had the best sleep ever but I also threw up” and “Going to the counselor so I don’t drink myself to death yay Can she hurry up please”. Their intense self-hatred and suicidality (“Yay suicide time”, “I want to fucking kill myself”) parallel the song’s underlying pain and weariness beneath the romanticized chaos. At the same time, Ride has a defiant, romantic edge that matches their dramatic, obsessive love and FP dynamics, like “Don’t ever leave your fp and rely on the 15 minutes of euphoria you get oh my god” and “I love my 8oyfriend so much 8oyfriend appreciation post”. Overall, the song’s mix of freedom, damage, craving love, and theatrical melancholy mirrors how they present themselves online.
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