Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Spiritual Devotion: He consistently encourages his followers to attend religious services, often tweeting “GO TO MASS!!” and “GLORY TO THE NEWBORN KING”.
- Empathetic Nature: He shows concern for others by asking for prayers for a “friend struggling with drugs” and expressing “pray for peace” during tragedies.
- Community Appreciation: He celebrates milestones with genuine warmth, tweeting “I LOVE MY OOMFS!!!!!!!” and thanking people for following him.
- Reflective Outlook: He occasionally offers philosophical advice, suggesting followers “be grateful for every moment” before it is gone.
- Honest Vulnerability: He is open about his emotional struggles, admitting “sometimes it hits me how alone I am” rather than hiding his feelings.
Weaknesses:
- Casual Bigotry: He uses antisemitic tropes regarding “jews” and makes derogatory racial generalizations about “black people”.
- Violent Rhetoric: He posts highly aggressive content, such as suggesting people “shoot cops with cop killer rounds” or using real guns at airsoft matches.
- Misogynistic Language: He frequently uses the dehumanizing term “foid” and refers to women with derogatory slurs.
- Self-Defeating Mindset: He adopts a pessimistic identity, explicitly stating “i’m an incel and i will die alone” and wallowing in self-pity.
- Social Isolation: He describes a lifestyle of extreme withdrawal, noting he spends all day online “without interacting with a single other member of his species.”
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Like Jeff Albertson, this user is a cynical, terminally online hobbyist who oscillates between elitist gatekeeping and profound loneliness. He spends his days immersed in niche subcultures, whether it's complaining that “game of thrones is cattle slop” or obsessing over UI designs that are “uglified and appleified just for the purpose of pissing me off”. He mirrors the character's social isolation, admiting he will “spend all day on the internet, without interacting with a single other member of his species”. Ultimately, both share a melodramatic streak regarding their romantic failures, with the user lamenting how “this world so evil to us lovepilled truecels” while retreating into Otaku culture and video games.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
@aragorngroyper exhibits Introversion and Perceiving traits through their self-admitted solitary lifestyle, often “spending all day on the internet, without interacting with a single other member of his species” and the spontaneous nature of their gaming habits. Their Intuition is reflected in their focus on abstract ideological shifts and cultural tropes, such as their frequent musings on the “evil world” and the emotional impact of media. The Feeling dimension is dominant, as they prioritize personal values and emotional states over logic, frequently asking for prayers or expressing deep loneliness, such as when they claim to “haven’t felt the warmth of another human being in months”. Despite some blunt ideological rhetoric, their overall digital persona is defined by a deep sense of personal longing, idealism for a “newborn King”, and the emotional vulnerability of a self-described “truecel.”
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Return of the King final goodbye scene? Because every time I think of you, I start to cry—but like, in a way that makes me want to watch you for three more hours.
- Forget the foids who don't have time to be present; I'll always make time for a fellow Spineshatter EU warrior. Want to join my guild and be my player two for the Burning Crusade anniversary?
- I may not have been on the Epstein files either, but I’d definitely like to be on your radar. How about we skip the Turkey Tom slop and grab a drink instead?
- I promise I’m more than just a 'foid with two eyes'—I’ve even got an iron ready for your only shirt if you promise to take me to midnight mass.
- Is your name Curseforge? Because even though you’re a total bum ass piece of software, I just can't seem to stop spending all my time on you.
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Catholic dev & MMO veteran. Once spent an entire Halloween perfecting a pumpkin carving in total silence. Passionate about Linux, classic cinema, and WoW lore.– @aragorngroyper
Your signature cocktail
The King’s Cop Killer
This drink is a chaotic mix of deep-seated loneliness and radical internet subculture. The sacramental wine base honors his constant reminders to “gm go to mass”, while a sharp dose of grapefruit bitters reflects the bitterness of being “rejected again”. To capture his Otaku side, we add a neon energy drink, representing his belief that “tomoko was genetically engineered in a lab” to be his wife. The high-proof Everclear float provides the 'edgy' kick seen in his more extreme posts, like when he suggests to “shoot cops with cop killer rounds”. Finally, the frosted rim is a nod to his love for “vanilla wow”, served cold like the world he claims is “so evil to us lovepilled truecels”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user demonstrates a strong sense of self-preservation and in-group loyalty, often defining themselves through exclusivity and a desire for social status within their niche community, as seen when celebrating “200 FOLLOWERS LETS GOOO I LOVE MY OOMFS!!!!!!!”. They exhibit a cynical, resourceful worldview typical of Slytherin, noting that “the secret to winning airsoft matches is using real guns... they actually kill people :)”. Their ambition is colored by a focus on hierarchy and 'redpilled' realizations, such as when they claim “Watching police bodycam videos on Youtube is the biggest redpill anyone could take”. Furthermore, their self-admitted 'evil' streak and disregard for conventional rules, shown in the tweet “i am very evil…”, aligns with the house's historical association with darker impulses and a cunning, outsider identity.
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Creep - Radiohead
This song perfectly mirrors the user's intense feelings of social alienation and self-deprecation. They frequently describe themselves as an outsider, explicitly stating “i’m an incel and i will die alone” and “sometimes it hits me how alone I am”. The lyrics about wanting a 'perfect body and a perfect soul' resonate with their idolization of anime characters, such as when they claim a character was “genetically engineered... to be my perfect neet wife”. Ultimately, the user's cycle of rejection, seen in tweets like “rejected again. pray for me.”, embodies the Creep narrative of feeling unworthy of the world they observe from the sidelines.
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