Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares depression, heartbreak, and loneliness in tweets like “Pos bueno he estado este año muyyy mal emocionalmente...” and “Alguien sabe como desactivar la opción de pensamientos suicidas?”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes their own struggles and limits, e.g. bio “Un pendejo qué no sabe que hacer con su vida” and “déjenme descansar un rato si? Estos meses han sido muy duros”.
- Affectionate: Uses caring language for followers and partners, like “los quiero mucho bandita 💜” and describing their date with warmth in “me trato bonito y me da mucho mimos”.
- Resilient: Keeps trying to return to content and improve mood despite setbacks, as in “porfin subo algo… perdón por la inactividad pero la depresión te folla duro” and “ya toy feliz y saliendo de la depre… voy a intentar subir contenido de nuevo”.
- Playful: Uses humor and flirty jokes even in difficult times, e.g. “Se antoja un masaje de próstata a poco no? Xd” and “Es la primera vez que me piden que les haga contenido y nose cuanto pedir jsjjs, cuanto creen que sea justo? uwu.”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Calls themself a ‘pendejo’ in the bio and describes their life harshly in tweets like “Mi vida es un chiste para dios.”.
- Emotional instability: Mood swings and intense feelings appear often, from “he estado este año muyyy mal emocionalmente” to “esta opción ha estado activada al máximo estos dias”.
- Dependency in relationships: Places heavy emotional weight on partners and exes, shown in “Mi novio me acaba de dejar genial, vaya mrd de vida.” and multiple detailed threads about their ex like “Uno de los peores dolores que he tenido es que mi ex niegue qué estuvimos juntos”.
- Public oversharing: Shares very intimate emotional and sexual content in a public space, like “Quiero pené.” and detailed posts about their ex and mental health struggles such as “Otro día de mrd deje mi retiro de WhatsApp para habler con mi ex…”.
- Negative self-focus: Frequently centers narrative on personal suffering and misfortune, reflected in tweets like “Otro día otra mrd más” and “vaya mrd de vida.”.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
The user most closely matches Milhouse Van Houten. Like Milhouse, they’re sensitive, self-deprecating, and often hurting over love and loneliness, as seen when they say things like “Mi novio me acaba de dejar genial, vaya mrd de vida.” and describe themselves as “Un pendejo qué no sabe que hacer con su vida.” Their emotional ups and downs and mental health struggles echo Milhouse’s insecure, fragile side, especially in tweets like “Alguien sabe como desactivar la opción de pensamientos suicidas? O como bajarle la intensidad?”. At the same time, they keep trying to be affectionate, flirty, and hopeful for attention and affection, posting playful, sexual, and cute content such as “Bon día, alguien me va a dar mimitos? uwu #Femboy #gay #bi #FemboyFriday” and “Tomen aver si así porlomenos consigo mi primer seguidor #Femboy #gay #bi”. This mix of vulnerability, romantic hurt, and earnest, slightly awkward thirst for love fits Milhouse much better than more confident or stable characters like Homer, Marge, or Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): their timeline centers on inner emotional life, depression, and heartbreak rather than active socializing, e.g. feeling “demasiado solo” in “Ola, mañana probablemente suba contenido… estoy demasiado solo...” and describing their life as a mess in “Un pendejo qué no sabe que hacer con su vida”. They seem more iNtuitive (N) than Sensing, focusing on meaning and feelings over concrete details, like the metaphorical “Mi vida es un chiste para dios.” and the existential tone in “Alguien sabe como desactivar la opción de pensamientos suicidas?” rather than practical problem‑solving. They’re strongly Feeling (F): decisions and perspectives are driven by emotional hurt, affection, and validation, as in “Uno de los peores dolores que he tenido es que mi ex niegue qué estuvimos juntos…” and “Amar a alguien por primera vez honestamente fue algo doloroso…”. Their posts show sensitivity and a desire for emotional connection and comfort, like asking for “mimitos” in “Bon día, alguien me va a dar mimitos? uwu”. Finally, their behavior fits Perceiving (P): they are spontaneous, driven by mood and not fixed plans, repeatedly saying content depends on their state of mind in “igual puede que en un futuro suba más todo depende de mi estado de ánimo” and “no he tenido la motivación para subir contenido pero espero subir cositas esta vez si”, and they often apologize for inconsistency rather than presenting structured schedules. Overall, an emotionally intense, introspective, value‑driven and mood‑based style fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say you’re “un pendejo que no sabe qué hacer con su vida”, but have you considered hacerme caso? Because from that ‘new outfit all pitero’ tweet, it looks like you’re already very good at being the main character in mine. 🍓🐇
- You asked how to ‘deactivate suicidal thoughts’—I don’t have that setting, but I can offer a patch: every 24 hours I’m required to remind you that the femboy from the #FemboyFriday and ‘fotito que capaz la borre mañana’ tweets is objectively boyfriend material and should not be uninstalled.
- You keep apologizing for not ‘subir contenido’ when your mental health is bad, but honestly? That tweet about getting medicated and feeling a bit happier was my favorite content—wanna try co‑op healing and let me be your emotional support gay/bi admirer?
- You said ‘Quiero pené’; I say I want PnD: P as in ‘prostate massage se antoja’, n as in ‘no more trash exes’, and D as in ‘date’—starting with a movie night better than the one from that “best day of my life” cine tweet. Deal?
- From ‘nadie me amó por 18 años’ to ‘mi novio me acaba de dejar’ to getting detonated on cam—plot twist: all of that was just your tragic backstory. The real arc starts when the 🐇🍓 femboy who posts spicy pics for one follower lets me be follower #73 and maybe something more.
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19 • bi femboy sharing outfits, memes & TMI thoughts. Once scheduled a ‘mental health break’ and forgot to come back. Here now, trying again.– @araiteso
Your signature cocktail
Araiteso’s Strawberry Breakdown Fizz
This cocktail starts with strawberry liqueur for the cute 🐇🍓 vibe in their name and outfits, echoing the playful energy of “Después de meses de depresión porfin subo algo , con un nuevo aufit todo pitero…”. Pink gin represents their femboy, bi/gay confidence and flirty side from posts like “Bon día, alguien me va a dar mimitos? uwu #Femboy #gay #bi #FemboyFriday” and spicy lines like “Quiero pené.”. A sharp squeeze of lime juice captures the acid bite of heartbreak and being treated like trash by exes, as in “Otro día de mrd deje mi retiro de WhatsApp para habler con mi ex… y el pendejo me insulto de la nada” and “Mi novio me acaba de dejar genial, vaya mrd de vida.”. Tonic water lightens it and symbolizes their resilience and small comebacks, like when they say “Gente ya me medicaron ya toy feliz y saliendo de la depre…” and keep promising to post more content despite everything. Finally, a dash of chili bitters adds a lingering burn for the dark humor and suicidal ideation hidden under jokes, straight from “Alguien sabe como desactivar la opción de pensamientos suicidas?”, making the drink bittersweet, a little chaotic, and unexpectedly strong—just like Araiteso.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Araiteso shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, emotional sincerity, and care for others. Even after being hurt, they step out of a WhatsApp break specifically to check on their ex’s wellbeing, writing that they returned "para habler con mi ex de como esta por que me preocupa" in “Otro día de mrd deje mi retiro de WhatsApp para habler con mi ex de como esta por que me preocupa o preocupaba nose aun”, which reflects deep concern and loyalty. They also openly apologize to their followers for not posting due to depression in “Perdón por la inactividad pero la depresión te folla duro” and “perdón por no subir contenido la depre me pego fuerte voy a intentar subir contenido de nuevo”, showing a strong sense of responsibility and kindness toward their small community. Even when feeling extremely low, they speak in a soft, affectionate way to their audience, saying "los quiero mucho bandita" in “Gente ya me medicaron ya toy feliz y saliendo de la depre, los quiero mucho bandita”, which is very Hufflepuff in its warmth and inclusiveness. Although there is pain, self-deprecation, and some impulsivity, the consistent thread is not ambition or clever scheming but rather a loyal, tender-hearted person who values emotional connection and wants to be there for others.
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Your song
idontwannabeyouanymore - Billie Eilish
A song that fits them well is idontwannabeyouanymore by Billie Eilish, which is all about fragile self‑esteem, loneliness, and trying to hold yourself together while feeling broken. They describe themself as “Un pendejo qué no sabe que hacer con su vida, 19 yr.” in their bio and talk about being emotionally exhausted and unmotivated, like when they say they’ve been “muyyy mal emocionalmente” and hope to finally upload content again “Pos bueno he estado este año muyyy mal emocionalmente, y pos no he tenido la motivación para subir contenido pero espero subir cositas esta vez si jsjsj 🍓🐇, (ya 19 no mames).”. The song’s themes of internal pain and self‑doubt mirror tweets where they feel abandoned or mistreated in love, such as “Mi novio me acaba de dejar genial, vaya mrd de vida.” and “Uno de los peores dolores que he tenido es que mi ex niegue qué estuvimos juntos...”. Their struggles with mental health and suicidal thoughts, shown in “Alguien sabe como desactivar la opción de pensamientos suicidas? O como bajarle la intensidad?”, align with the song’s quiet desperation and self‑loathing. At the same time, they keep trying to find joy and connection through their femboy aesthetic and flirting, like in “Bon día, alguien me va a dar mimitos? uwu #Femboy #gay #bi #FemboyFriday”, which matches the song’s bittersweet mix of vulnerability and the desire to be loved.
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