Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Frequently gushes about theatre, music, and fandoms like Next to Normal, Smosh, Will Wood, and Chappell Roan, e.g. “into the woods is actually so comical and meaningful ughhh everyone watch jt now” and “guess whos back into n2n …”.
- Emotionally expressive: Open about strong feelings, from joy to hurt, such as “just cried watching into the woods” and “ngl i didnt register how little people care about what i have to say until lately”.
- Reflective thinker: Shows self-awareness about work and relationships, like “i actually really like my job despite all the complaining.. i just think im a complainer at heart” and considering leaving school theatre in “might leave hs theatre for community any thoughts ?? ”.
- Creative performer: Clearly oriented toward performing arts—singing and acting—evident in “i just held the cleanest note for a solid 5 seconds pur me in a fucking musical” and fantasizing about secret shows in “doing our own underground secret performance”.
- Affectionate friend: Speaks warmly about friends and family, like “me and my best friend opal… that conversation will be peak”, loving their mom playing FNAF in “i love when my mom gets into stuff with me”, and excitement for a pet in “SHES FUCKING HOME I LET OUR A CRY OF JOYYYYY”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: Tends to put themself down, e.g. “killing me my fat ass flop ass someone write that down” and worrying that people don’t care in “didnt register how little people care about what i have to say”.
- Interpersonal avoidance: Sometimes avoids resolving tension, as in “i think one of my friends lowkirk thinks i dont like them anymore but i dont really care enough to fix it at the moment” and blocking a friend in “realized i lowk blocked her ass”.
- Overworking stress: Shows strain around work and school scheduling, like “working friday night and then saturday morning is a dastardly thing” and nearly clocking into a shift a day early in “its tomorrow somewhere ig”.
- Theatre frustration: Their love for theatre turns into burnout and resentment, seen in “this show id the worst thing to happen of me i shouldve taken the shitty season selection as a sign” and annoyance that classmates “dont like theatre” in “why are you here”.
- Attachment anxiety: Expresses neediness and fear of disconnection, wanting a specific ‘theatre best friend’ in “we join programs together… we hang out at community theatres” and noting when friends don’t text back in “she hasnt texted me back in days”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a passionate, artsy overthinker whose main loves are theatre and music, very much like Lisa with her sax and school plays. They’re deeply into musicals and community theatre, from gushing about Into the Woods (“into the woods is actually so comical and meaningful ughhh everyone watch jt now”) to obsessing over Next to Normal (“'it only hurts when im here' 'it only hurts when he goes' 'morning sunshine' .... i hate n2n”) and dreaming about programs and underground performances (“might leave hs theatre for community any thoughts ?? ”, “me and my community theatre friend were talking about doing our own underground secret performance”). Like Lisa, they feel a bit misunderstood and underappreciated socially, as seen in “ngl i didnt register how little people care about what i have to say until lately” and in their worry about friends’ perceptions (“i think one of my friends lowkirk thinks i dont like them anymore but i dont really care enough to fix it at the moment”). There’s also the Lisa-like mix of cynicism and idealism: they complain about school and high school theatre politics (“wait i lowkey hate school”, “girls at my school in theatre literally dont like theatre whatever bro why are you here”) while still being earnest and enthusiastic about art, Smosh, and their job (“i actually really like my job despite all the complaining.. a lot of my friends think i dont but i just think im a complainer at heart”). Their emotional intensity over media and relationships, plus their desire for a niche best friend who really gets their interests (“ughhh i need a theatre best friend 👀👀👀👀👀”), fits Lisa’s combination of sensitivity, intellect, and longing for kindred spirits far better than the more chaotic or detached Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show strong Extraversion: they constantly engage with fandoms and friends, openly process feelings online, and crave social connection, like wanting a theatre best friend and to join programs together in “ughhh i need a theatre best friend 👀👀👀👀👀 and we join programs together 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 and we hang out at community theatres 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀” and talking about hanging out with their sister in “i want to hang out with my sister (we are friends at the moment) but she wont get off the phone with her dumb friends!!!”. Their interests and expression lean heavily Intuitive (N): they fixate on stories, symbolism, and character arcs in musicals and shows, such as analyzing Gabe’s shift from loving son to malicious presence in “gabe turning from a sweet loving son to a scary malicious presence is so interesting to me” and raving about Into the Woods being “comical and meaningful” in “into the woods is actually so comical and meaningful ughhh everyone watch jt now”. Their tone is clearly Feeling (F): they prioritize emotions and relationships, crying over media in “just cried watching into the woods (ive seen it before) (probably an unhealthy amount of times)”, talking about being hurt that people don’t care what they say in “ngl i didnt register how little people care about what i have to say until lately”, and reacting intensely to artists and friends, like “i love when my mom gets into stuff with me i can hear her playing fnaf in the livingroom”. They read as Perceiving (P) rather than Judging: they often mention being scatterbrained or impulsive, such as almost clocking into work for the wrong day in “almost just accidentally clocked into my shift for TOMORROW AT 4... its tomorrow somewhere ig” and describing making a nonsense drink at work in “one time at work i was so locked out... it was literal nonsense in that bitch like to this day idek what it was”. They also waffle between options (high school vs community theatre) in a flexible, exploratory way in “might leave hs theatre for community any thoughts ??” instead of showing a fixed, planned structure. Overall, their enthusiastic fandom engagement, emotional intensity, love of possibilities, and somewhat chaotic spontaneity fit ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if you’re ‘working Friday night and then Saturday morning’ like a dastardly little barista, can I be the extra pump and a half you sneak into your shift, or is that too much sweetness even for you?
- You cried watching Into the Woods for the 500th time, get jump‑scared by Next to Normal, and still want an underground secret performance… be honest, are you the community theatre program I’ve been ‘looking at’ this whole time?
- You said you need a theatre best friend to join programs and haunt community theatres with you—consider this my formal audition. I can hold a clean note for 5 seconds and obsess over N2N until three bitches sigh. Callbacks when?
- You rediscovered Will Wood, love Chappell Roan, and get emotional over Hatchetfield and Smosh Hospital—if we ever hang out, our playlist is going to make it ‘crystal clear’ why your life of clouds and grey finally got some bisexual lighting.
- You debating if you’re more Arasha, Angela, or Courtney is cute and all, but based on your sour patch watermelon murder plot, n2n fixation, and FNAF nights with your mom… I think you’re actually my type, with a featured role in my love life.
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Theatre kid, coffee gremlin, and chronic complainer who actually loves her job. Once hid a pill in a blueberry and was shocked it didn’t work.– @ArashaSocks
Your signature cocktail
The Next2Night Fair Freakshake
This chaotic-sweet mix is inspired by their theatre kid heart that cries over Next to Normal and Into the Woods, like when they said “just cried watching into the woods (ive seen it before) (probably an unhealthy amount of times)” and “guess whos back into n2n 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️… i heard three bitches let out a sigh”. Cotton candy–infused vodka captures their love of fairs and amusement parks from “i luv the fair cause thats where u first see my pretty angel haxel callahan” and “you guys just dont go to amusement parks or tha fair anymkre”, giving the drink a nostalgic, slightly unhinged sweetness. Cold brew coffee concentrate reflects their grind and unholy shifts like “working friday night and then saturday morning is a dastardly thing..” and their job rants even though “i actually really like my job despite all the complaining..”. Blue raspberry syrup nods to the surreal fandom/online chaos of “the concept of dealing with trumps presidency AND weird blue shit” and their very Tumblr-core, neon theatre brain. Sparkling lemonade keeps it bright and fizzy, matching the dramatic mood swings from “one of those nightd....” to “SHES FUCKING HOME I LET OUR A CRY OF JOYYYYY”. Finally, edible silver glitter is the loud jewelry/theatre sparkle of “the concept of wearing concert black with loud silver jewelry and converse on is killing me rn” and the unapologetic, glittery chaos of a theatre kid who proudly declares “put me in a fucking musical”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently frame themselves around work ethic and a kind of good-natured complaining, which is very Hufflepuff. For example, they admit that despite the griping they actually value and enjoy their job: “i actually really like my job despite all the complaining.. a lot of my friends think i dont but i just think im a complainer at heart and a lot of them dont understand me as a person”. They also take pride in small, honest tasks and routines at work, like when they say “its not much but its honest work”, and talk about shifts and cross-training, showing dedication rather than seeking glory: “working friday night and then saturday morning is a dastardly thing..” and “i think im going to transfer to cross train in KE 👀👀👀👀👀👀”. Their relationships and loyalty also stand out: they’re excited about a friend returning to text, trusting that the bond will still be strong: “me and my best friend opal. she hasnt texted me back in days but i know when she gets back that conversation will be peak”, and they celebrate their mom sharing interests with them: “i love when my mom gets into stuff with me i can hear her playing fnaf in the livingroom”. Even their desire for a theatre best friend comes from wanting to build a steady, shared community rather than chase individual spotlight: “ughhh i need a theatre best friend 👀👀👀👀👀 and we join programs together 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 and we hang out at community theatres 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀”. This combination of valuing hard work, loyalty to friends and family, and appreciation of small honest efforts aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff rather than the more glory-driven or cerebral houses.
Your movie
Your song
No One Mourns the Wicked - Original Broadway Cast of *Wicked*
Their whole vibe is intensely theatre-kid, emotionally dramatic, and self-aware, which fits No One Mourns the Wicked perfectly. They cry over musicals like Into the Woods (“just cried watching into the woods (ive seen it before) (probably an unhealthy amount of times)”) and are deeply fixated on Next to Normal (“'it only hurts when im here' 'it only hurts when he goes' 'morning sunshine' .... i hate n2n”), showing they gravitate toward big, cathartic show tunes. They literally referenced this song in a darkly comic way (“before he was pronounced dead i set my note on instagram to no one mourns the wicked and upon seeing reactions i got scared and took it down”), which suggests they see themselves in its mix of morbidity, humor, and theatrical flair. Their bio, “i have lived a life of clouds and grey, but this is crystal clear ₊ ⊹”, mirrors the show’s themes of being misunderstood and judged by the world. Overall, this number’s blend of spectacle, irony, and outsider energy fits their dramatic, musical-obsessed personality better than any simple pop song.
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