Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Uses goofy, self-aware jokes like “did you guys know im a proshipper? yeah like, i like dark media and shit man. im problematic. not like you puritan antis would understand.” to poke fun at online discourse.
- Socially aware: Engages critically with issues like sex work and exploitation in “'banning' sw would not stop sw, it would just be illegal… a better solution would be for the 47m to go directly to women”.
- Loyal fan: Shows consistent, detailed interest in creators/fandoms, e.g. SML and Lovgan in “When i start Sml posting again i know its time for me to keep my mouth shut and not get into any twitter arguments cause they're gonna cook me” and “i think lovgan is making a comeback”.
- Community oriented: Actively seeks and nurtures connections, like asking for Animal Jam friends in “does anyone play animal jam . specifically play wild” and sharing their Discord in “also add me on discord ,..... @arcadenate”.
- Protective empathy: Criticizes harmful behavior toward kids and women, e.g. calling out doxxing of minors in “people that claim to care about kids yet post their usernames publicly inciting bullying and harassment…” and centering women’s suffering in “taking the suffering of those who were born female as a personal attack on YOU…”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh tone: Frequently uses insults like “pea sized brains” in “the concept of intersectionality needs to be hammered more into peoples pea sized brains” and “sub iq” in “someone who says 'holy #trvthnuke' does not get to have an opinion on the matter of sub iq”.
- Conflict-prone: Often comments on or participates in drama, e.g. SML and fandom fights in “i hate when sml tweets blow up on here” and “bylers and milevens both annoying as shit”.
- Online overfocus: Refers to heavy investment in platforms and games, like “i never draw anymore because im too busy playing animal jam or webkinz” and worrying about being unable to post in communities in “just checked up on the slushy community bc it says im still in it despite not being able to post anything.”.
- Self-neglect risk: Posts about intense frustration/addiction-like behavior with games in “i need to get 750 im gonna rip my hair out” and long stretches of nonograms in “ive been solving nonograms on animal jam for hours”.
- Edgy expression: Uses dark or self-harm-adjacent imagery in commentary like “people that don't eat anything except for a cigarette and a stick of gum while doing nothing but cutting themselves all day preaching about 'health'” which can be jarring or distressing to others.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come off as sharp, politically and socially opinionated, and very online-brained in a way that fits Lisa more than any other main character. Like Lisa, they care about ethics and structural issues, calling out performative morality and harm to marginalized groups, for example criticizing people who posture about protecting kids while encouraging harassment: “people that claim to care about kids yet post their usernames publicly inciting bullying and harassment…” and discussing how criminalization doesn’t end exploitation: “'banning' sw would not stop sw, it would just be illegal… a better solution would be for the 47m to go directly to women”. Their frustration with shallow discourse and lack of intersectionality also feels very Lisa-ish, as in “the concept of intersectionality needs to be hammered more into peoples pea sized brains” and “do y'all get tired of having the same conversation every month?”. At the same time, they’re nerdy and obsessive about niche interests (Animal Jam, SML, specific YouTube/online fandom drama) in the same way Lisa gets fixated on her own passions, shown in tweets like “ive been solving nonograms on animal jam for hours” and “i just logged into my nearly 10 year old animal jam play wild account”. They balance snark and genuine care, critiquing others’ behavior while clearly wanting people to do better, which is very much Lisa’s vibe.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They come off as more introverted than extroverted: much of their joy is in solitary / small-circle activities like playing Animal Jam and Webkinz (“i never draw anymore because im too busy playing animal jam or webkinz”), and they reference a small, close group rather than big social scenes (“when uoir circle small but y'all crazy!!!!”). Their humor and bio are strongly imaginative and aesthetic-driven, pointing to intuition over sensing: the surreal location and bio (“Y2K? beats me! 🐚”, “this is no ordinary person you're dealing with! (¬ ´ཀ )¬ 👽 yō chan 🕊️”) and ironic roleplay-ish posts about being a “proshipper” parody (“did you guys know im a proshipper? yeah like, i like dark media and shit man. im problematic.”) show more conceptual play than concrete detail focus. They clearly lean feeling: they talk about exploitation, intersectionality, and empathy for women and kids in moral/emotional terms (“taking the suffering of those who were born female as a personal attack on YOU because it makes YOU feel bad...”; “people that claim to care about kids yet post their usernames publicly inciting bullying and harassment will forever cement in my mind that NONE of you ... actually care about kids”). At the same time they are blunt and reactive, but the core of their criticism is about values and harm rather than detached logic. Their lifestyle and tweets suggest perceiving over judging: they bounce between games and interests (“ive been solving nonograms on animal jam for hours”; “i never draw anymore because im too busy playing animal jam or webkinz”), joke about chaos and being suspended (“did anyone miss me i got suspended for a week for saying bbnos”), and their tone is spontaneous and in-the-moment rather than structured or plan-oriented. Taken together—introverted, imaginative, values-driven, and spontaneous—they best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we were in Animal Jam Phantom Dodgers, I’d gladly lose all my lives just to respawn in your den and say, “hi tulip 🌷.”
- You turned on your “spotify autism playlist” and I’m over here like, can we add a track called ‘Logan & Lovgan & Nate’ because I’m ready to be cooked by your SML takes in surround sound.
- You said you never draw anymore because you’re too busy playing Animal Jam and Webkinz, but if you ever feel like sketching again, I volunteer as your model, your muse, or at least your little Webkinz pet with abandonment issues.
- You downloaded the blue checkmark blocker to be peaceful as fuuuucckkkkk, but I think the real inner peace would be you, me, and a night of solving nonograms on AJ while we talk trash about every “holy #trvthnuke” guy on the timeline.
- Your bio says this is no ordinary person I’m dealing with, and judging by you getting suspended for saying “bbnos,” defending sex workers, and still having time to obsess over Lovgan… yeah, I’d like to subscribe to whatever chaotic Y2K alien channel you’re broadcasting from.
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Animal Jam den architect, SML archivist, and part-time chainsmokers defender. Once got suspended for tweeting ‘bbnos’ and came back anyway.– @arcadenate
Your signature cocktail
Y2K Lovgan Lightning
The white rum with shimmering luster dust is for their chaotic, alien Y2K vibe and confidence in their own weirdness, straight from the bio: “this is no ordinary person you're dealing with! (¬ ´ཀ )¬ 👽 yō chan 🕊️”. Sour apple liqueur captures their sharp, occasionally biting commentary on discourse, like when they say “you guys need to stop throwing words around bro” and call out both sides in fandom and sex-work debates. Blue curaçao nods to their timeline being drenched in internet drama and blue-themed sites, from downloading a checkmark blocker in “just downloaded blue checkmark blocker i'm ready to be peaceful as fuuuucckkkkk” to endless quote-tweets. Lychee soda or lemonade adds a sweet, bubbly layer that represents their softer side and affection for friends, like “you're so freaking cute” and Animal Jam enthusiasm in “i never draw anymore because im too busy playing animal jam or webkinz”. The pop-rocks sugar rim embodies their hyper-online, glitchy energy and the way their brain is always buzzing between fandoms and games, as seen in “having two different conversations with oomf on multiple accounts and connecting with the universe while my chakras align”. This cocktail is bright, loud, and a little unhinged—just like someone who proudly says “WE MIGHT BE BACK LOVGAN NATION” and means it.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Nate’s defining traits are bluntness, willingness to wade into messy discourse, and standing up for what they think is right, even when it’s contentious – all very Gryffindor. They challenge people moralizing about sex work with a clear, confrontational stance in “replies are off but 'banning' sw would not stop sw, it would just be illegal... a better solution would be for the 47m to go directly to women”, and they call out selective empathy in “taking the suffering of those who were born female as a personal attack on YOU... the concept of intersectionality needs to be hammered more into peoples pea sized brains”. They’re also unafraid to criticize both sides of a fraught fandom war in “people that claim to care about kids yet post their usernames publicly inciting bullying and harassment will forever cement in my mind that NONE of you ('proshippers' AND 'antis') actually care about kids”, which shows a courageous disregard for appeasing any one group. Their tone is impulsive, fiery, and confrontational rather than diplomatic, for example mocking performative moral superiority in “people that don't eat anything except for a cigarette and a stick of gum while doing nothing but cutting themselves all day preaching about 'health'”. This consistent pattern of bold, sometimes reckless outspokenness and a strong sense of justice aligns most closely with Gryffindor over the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff or the strategic self-preservation of Slytherin.
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Your song
teenage dream - mitski
A well‑suited song for @arcadenate is “teenage dream” by Mitski. Their whole vibe mixes internet-raised melancholy, niche fandom obsession, and wry self-awareness, from joking about suspension in “did anyone miss me i got suspended for a week for saying bbnos” to the chaotic sincerity of “having two different conversations with oomf on multiple accounts and connecting with the universe while my chakras align”. Mitski’s song is about how growing up twists the simple thrill of being someone’s ‘teenage dream’ into something complicated and painful, which echoes their posts on body image and suffering like “taking the suffering of those who were born female as a personal attack on YOU… the concept of intersectionality needs to be hammered more into peoples pea sized brains” and “i see posts from skinny anorexics during halloween talking about how they only eat candy bc its low cal it was never about health”. At the same time, they cling to comfort media and nostalgia—Animal Jam, Webkinz, SML, Monster High—as seen in “i never draw anymore because im too busy playing animal jam or webkinz” and “GHOULIA IS BACCCKKKKKK”, which mirrors the song’s tension between wanting to stay in that dreamy youth and knowing it’s gone. Their bio, “this is no ordinary person you're dealing with! (¬ ´ཀ )¬ 👽 yō chan 🕊️”, plus posts like “da alien layout cus it cool”, underline that strange, hyper-online, emotionally intense persona that fits Mitski’s brand of dramatic, bittersweet coming-of-age perfectly.
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