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Your Simpsons character
They come off as sharp, politically and socially opinionated, and very online-brained in a way that fits Lisa more than any other main character. Like Lisa, they care about ethics and structural issues, calling out performative morality and harm to marginalized groups, for example criticizing people who posture about protecting kids while encouraging harassment: “people that claim to care about kids yet post their usernames publicly inciting bullying and harassment…” and discussing how criminalization doesn’t end exploitation: “'banning' sw would not stop sw, it would just be illegal… a better solution would be for the 47m to go directly to women”. Their frustration with shallow discourse and lack of intersectionality also feels very Lisa-ish, as in “the concept of intersectionality needs to be hammered more into peoples pea sized brains” and “do y'all get tired of having the same conversation every month?”. At the same time, they’re nerdy and obsessive about niche interests (Animal Jam, SML, specific YouTube/online fandom drama) in the same way Lisa gets fixated on her own passions, shown in tweets like “ive been solving nonograms on animal jam for hours” and “i just logged into my nearly 10 year old animal jam play wild account”. They balance snark and genuine care, critiquing others’ behavior while clearly wanting people to do better, which is very much Lisa’s vibe.

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They come off as more introverted than extroverted: much of their joy is in solitary / small-circle activities like playing Animal Jam and Webkinz (“i never draw anymore because im too busy playing animal jam or webkinz”), and they reference a small, close group rather than big social scenes (“when uoir circle small but y'all crazy!!!!”). Their humor and bio are strongly imaginative and aesthetic-driven, pointing to intuition over sensing: the surreal location and bio (“Y2K? beats me! 🐚”, “this is no ordinary person you're dealing with! (¬ ´ཀ )¬ 👽 yō chan 🕊️”) and ironic roleplay-ish posts about being a “proshipper” parody (“did you guys know im a proshipper? yeah like, i like dark media and shit man. im problematic.”) show more conceptual play than concrete detail focus. They clearly lean feeling: they talk about exploitation, intersectionality, and empathy for women and kids in moral/emotional terms (“taking the suffering of those who were born female as a personal attack on YOU because it makes YOU feel bad...”; “people that claim to care about kids yet post their usernames publicly inciting bullying and harassment will forever cement in my mind that NONE of you ... actually care about kids”). At the same time they are blunt and reactive, but the core of their criticism is about values and harm rather than detached logic. Their lifestyle and tweets suggest perceiving over judging: they bounce between games and interests (“ive been solving nonograms on animal jam for hours”; “i never draw anymore because im too busy playing animal jam or webkinz”), joke about chaos and being suspended (“did anyone miss me i got suspended for a week for saying bbnos”), and their tone is spontaneous and in-the-moment rather than structured or plan-oriented. Taken together—introverted, imaginative, values-driven, and spontaneous—they best fit INFP.

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Animal Jam den architect, SML archivist, and part-time chainsmokers defender. Once got suspended for tweeting ‘bbnos’ and came back anyway.– @arcadenate

Your signature cocktail
The white rum with shimmering luster dust is for their chaotic, alien Y2K vibe and confidence in their own weirdness, straight from the bio: “this is no ordinary person you're dealing with! (¬ ´ཀ )¬ 👽 yō chan 🕊️”. Sour apple liqueur captures their sharp, occasionally biting commentary on discourse, like when they say “you guys need to stop throwing words around bro” and call out both sides in fandom and sex-work debates. Blue curaçao nods to their timeline being drenched in internet drama and blue-themed sites, from downloading a checkmark blocker in “just downloaded blue checkmark blocker i'm ready to be peaceful as fuuuucckkkkk” to endless quote-tweets. Lychee soda or lemonade adds a sweet, bubbly layer that represents their softer side and affection for friends, like “you're so freaking cute” and Animal Jam enthusiasm in “i never draw anymore because im too busy playing animal jam or webkinz”. The pop-rocks sugar rim embodies their hyper-online, glitchy energy and the way their brain is always buzzing between fandoms and games, as seen in “having two different conversations with oomf on multiple accounts and connecting with the universe while my chakras align”. This cocktail is bright, loud, and a little unhinged—just like someone who proudly says “WE MIGHT BE BACK LOVGAN NATION” and means it.

Your Hogwarts House
Nate’s defining traits are bluntness, willingness to wade into messy discourse, and standing up for what they think is right, even when it’s contentious – all very Gryffindor. They challenge people moralizing about sex work with a clear, confrontational stance in “replies are off but 'banning' sw would not stop sw, it would just be illegal... a better solution would be for the 47m to go directly to women”, and they call out selective empathy in “taking the suffering of those who were born female as a personal attack on YOU... the concept of intersectionality needs to be hammered more into peoples pea sized brains”. They’re also unafraid to criticize both sides of a fraught fandom war in “people that claim to care about kids yet post their usernames publicly inciting bullying and harassment will forever cement in my mind that NONE of you ('proshippers' AND 'antis') actually care about kids”, which shows a courageous disregard for appeasing any one group. Their tone is impulsive, fiery, and confrontational rather than diplomatic, for example mocking performative moral superiority in “people that don't eat anything except for a cigarette and a stick of gum while doing nothing but cutting themselves all day preaching about 'health'”. This consistent pattern of bold, sometimes reckless outspokenness and a strong sense of justice aligns most closely with Gryffindor over the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff or the strategic self-preservation of Slytherin.

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A well‑suited song for @arcadenate is “teenage dream” by Mitski. Their whole vibe mixes internet-raised melancholy, niche fandom obsession, and wry self-awareness, from joking about suspension in “did anyone miss me i got suspended for a week for saying bbnos” to the chaotic sincerity of “having two different conversations with oomf on multiple accounts and connecting with the universe while my chakras align”. Mitski’s song is about how growing up twists the simple thrill of being someone’s ‘teenage dream’ into something complicated and painful, which echoes their posts on body image and suffering like “taking the suffering of those who were born female as a personal attack on YOU… the concept of intersectionality needs to be hammered more into peoples pea sized brains” and “i see posts from skinny anorexics during halloween talking about how they only eat candy bc its low cal it was never about health”. At the same time, they cling to comfort media and nostalgia—Animal Jam, Webkinz, SML, Monster High—as seen in “i never draw anymore because im too busy playing animal jam or webkinz” and “GHOULIA IS BACCCKKKKKK”, which mirrors the song’s tension between wanting to stay in that dreamy youth and knowing it’s gone. Their bio, “this is no ordinary person you're dealing with! (¬ ´ཀ )¬ 👽 yō chan 🕊️”, plus posts like “da alien layout cus it cool”, underline that strange, hyper-online, emotionally intense persona that fits Mitski’s brand of dramatic, bittersweet coming-of-age perfectly.

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