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Your Simpsons character
They resemble Lisa Simpson: intensely passionate, smart, and politically opinionated, but also chronically stressed and a bit unhinged about their special interests. Like Lisa with her sax and causes, this user hyper-fixates on specific media and characters, especially Albedo, declaring things like “ALBEDO MAIN DESDE 2020,AQUI DESDE EL PRINCIPIO GRRR” and “Mi objetivo en la vida esq cada vez q alguien vea algo de albedo se acuerde de mi”. They juggle university stress with obsessive gaming, saying “La uni me va a matar, es solo la tercera semana y ha me estoy quedando hasta las 2 para acabar trabajos” while also living in a self-aware loop of Genshin and Fallout like Lisa endlessly taking on new projects. Their strong moral stances and sharp critiques, e.g. “La gente se está quejando de que bethesda, with games clearly antifascist, is antifascist???? Si esq jugais con los ojos cerrados” and “Espero que todos los que hacen imágenes con IA que roban de artistas reales tengan un accidente de coche hoy 💞”, mirror Lisa’s social consciousness and righteousness. Even their nerdy, niche tastes in games like Disco Elysium and Fallout: New Vegas (“Disco Elysium y Fallout New Vegas son mis top 2 juegos más jugados”) fit Lisa’s pattern of gravitating toward dense, thoughtful media while still spiraling into melodramatic overreactions, such as “Genshin me ha visto graduarme dos veces y me verá en la tumba”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their life largely revolves around solitary games and online fandom rather than active socializing, e.g. obsessively farming for Albedo in Genshin and replaying single‑player titles like New Vegas and Disco Elysium (“Estoy en un estado mental en el q me rejuego fallout new Vegas, dishonored, o me muero”). Most emotional excitement is channeled into media and internal fixations rather than real‑world social validation, as seen in tweets like “Genshin me ha visto graduarme dos veces y me verá en la tumba”. They are clearly Intuition (N)‑oriented: they latch onto lore, politics, and meta‑themes (fascism, antifascism, narrative structures), e.g. commenting that people play with their “eyes closed” regarding antifascist themes in Fallout and Dishonored (“Si esq jugais con los ojos cerrados, sorprendente q podáis pensar y no cagaros encima a la vez”). Their arguments and rants are primarily Thinking (T) based, often harsh and logic‑coded rather than tactful, like calling out VA hypocrisy and wishing consequences on them (“A el si q habría q matarle con piedras”) or mocking AI art users (“Espero que todos los que hacen imágenes con IA que roban de artistas reales tengan un accidente de coche hoy”). On the Judging vs Perceiving axis, they show long‑term schemes but with chaotic execution: they plan multi‑year resource hoarding in Genshin (“Tengo 200 deseos ahorrados q originalmente iban a Albedo c6”) yet are impulsive about studies and time management (“me voy a dejar una asignatura de la carrera Eso q significa? Más tiempo para jugar al genshin”), which fits Perceiving (P) better than structured J. Overall, the intense media hyperfixations, analytical/political commentary, abrasive logic‑heavy rants, and loose, improvisational life approach align best with INTP.

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Albedo main since 2020, New Vegas victim, uni art student speedrunning burnout. Once fixed my game audio by playing a random YouTube video first.– @arcades_w33ping

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Overproof rum shaken with cold brew stands in for the unhealthy, sleep-deprived grind of someone who says “La uni me va a matar, es solo la tercera semana y ha me estoy quedando hasta las 2 para acabar trabajos” and still spends hours farming Genshin. The blue curaçao with silver dust is pure Albedo brainrot, a shimmering homage to the homunculus that makes them yell “MI VIDA POR EL HOMÚNCULO” and “ALBEDO ALBEDO ALBEDO ALBEDO ALBEDO”. Elderflower liqueur adds a deceptively gentle, floral note for the rare sentimental moments like “Mi objetivo en la vida esq cada vez q alguien vea algo de albedo se acuerde de mi”. Tonic with lime keeps it sharp and slightly bitter, echoing their zero-filter rants about devs and VAs such as “El putisimo VA de Dr Ratio… A el si q habría q matarle con piedras”. The smoked salt-sugar rim mirrors the mix of salt and joy when they scream about bugs and mods in New Vegas like “Que barbaridad, el New Vegas lo han programado tres monos con parkinson” yet still reinstall it anyway.

Your Hogwarts House
Their defining traits are obsessive dedication to a goal, intensity, and a sharp, sometimes aggressive way of defending what they care about—classic Slytherin ambition and ferocity. Their multi‑year grind for one character shows ruthless single‑mindedness: they say they’ve been farming for Albedo for years and joke that if they can’t transfer him, "me considera terrorista en potencia la interpol" in “Llevo casi SEIS AÑOS farmeandole a Albedo…”, and earlier, "Llevo 5 años farmeandole el mismo puto dominio de artefactos a Albedo…" in this tweet. Their loyalty is intense but possessive and almost warlike: "HASTA LA MUERTE ALBEDO HASTA LA MUERTEEEEEEEEE" in this tweet and "Mi objetivo en la vida esq cada vez q alguien vea algo de albedo se acuerde de mi" in this tweet show a desire to claim a niche and be recognized for it, which is very Slytherin-coded. They don’t shy away from extreme, cutting language toward people or systems they dislike, e.g. wishing ill on AI image users in “Espero que todos los que hacen imágenes con IA… tengan un accidente de coche hoy” and saying about a VA "A el si q habría q matarle con piedras" in this tweet, reflecting a confrontational, ends‑justify‑the‑means streak. Finally, their jokes about sacrificing studies for games and openly strategizing around time and resources—"me voy a dejar una asignatura de la carrera Eso q significa? Más tiempo para jugar al genshin" in this tweet and hoarding wishes to maximize pulls in “Tengo 200 deseos ahorrados…”—fit Slytherin’s pragmatic, goal‑oriented mindset more than the steadiness of Hufflepuff or the detached curiosity of Ravenclaw.

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A fitting song for them is “obsessed” by Omar Apollo, because their entire online presence revolves around a single fixation: Albedo and a handful of comfort games. They proudly declare “HASTA LA MUERTE ALBEDO HASTA LA MUERTEEEEEEEEE” “HASTA LA MUERTE ALBEDO HASTA LA MUERTEEEEEEEEE” and joke that their goal in life is that whenever anyone sees Albedo, they think of them “Mi objetivo en la vida esq cada vez q alguien vea algo de albedo se acuerde de mi”, which mirrors the song’s hyper-fixated, slightly unhinged devotion. The way they talk about farming the same domain for years “Llevo 5 años farmeandole el mismo puto dominio de artefactos a Albedo” and threatening to lose it over Albedo’s banner “Dios mío he soñado con el puto banner de Albedo No puedo más estoy perdiendo la cordura” matches the song’s theme of being unable to let go of an obsession. Their life rhythm is also built around this fixation — replaying Fallout: New Vegas despite a huge backlog “Tengo como 20 juegos en mi biblioteca sin empezar… y aún así me he vuelto ha instalar el Fallout New Vegas” and openly embracing that Genshin will follow them to the grave “Genshin me ha visto graduarme dos veces y me verá en la tumba”. All of this lines up with a song about loving something to the point of it being your defining trait, which is exactly how they behave with Albedo, Mondstadt, and their favorite games.

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