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They come off as a thoughtful, media‑savvy nerd with strong opinions and niche expertise, which fits Lisa more than the other family members. They deep‑dive into games and shows like Fallout and Terraria and care about lore details, calling themself an “actual lore master” and reacting to deep cuts like “fallout show is calling back to lore only turbo nerds would know wtfff 😭”. They’re critical of tech and media in a principled way, e.g. ranting about Bethesda’s monetization in “the fact that valve even allows bethesda to get away with this is insane” and defending DLSS as good tech in “people in the replies trying to say dlss is bad… dlss upscaling is an actual really good piece of tech”. Like Lisa, they balance cynicism with genuine enthusiasm and creativity—showing off 3D art and animation in tweets like “he is being crafted 🔨🐺” and “recreated the opening credits of twin peaks fire walk with me”. They also express a slightly isolated, self‑aware social vibe, such as “i was sent to this earth to sit in the corner of parties and scroll through twitter while nobody talks to me”, which echoes Lisa’s feeling of being the odd one out despite being highly capable and passionate.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean introverted: they describe themselves in detached, observer roles like “i was sent to this earth to sit in the corner of parties and scroll through twitter while nobody talks to me and i just leave after 30 mins” and talk about solitary, screen‑based hobbies such as “this is what i do all day” and long single‑player game grinds. Their tweets show a strong intuition (N) bias via pattern‑spotting and meta commentary, e.g. critiquing AI art/music trends in “found a dude on bandcamp who re released their existing ai generated album but under a furry theme…” and joking in surreal, concept-heavy ways like “is it really possible for a country boy to break the cycle of samsara”. They present as primarily thinking (T): they argue about tech and design choices analytically, as in “people in the replies trying to say dlss is bad because they dont realize dlss upscaling and frame gen are 2 entirely different things and dlss upscaling is an actual really good piece of tech” and dissect game monetization/logical inconsistencies in “the fact that valve even allows bethesda to get away with this is insane…”. Their lifestyle feels perceiving (P): they joke about chaotic sleep like “i woke up exactly every 1h last night… i think something is wrong with me”, talk about edibles and spontaneous gaming sessions (“sativa edible made me a beast on fortnite demon rush”), and frame plans as open‑ended possibilities, e.g. “MIGHT go to anthrocon this year, big maybe tho”. Overall, an INTP fit emerges: a highly online, analytical, lore‑obsessed introvert who enjoys picking apart systems, making meta jokes, and keeping life fairly unstructured rather than tightly planned.

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Florida wolf, lore goblin & Fortnite/STW enjoyer. 3D art, VRChat nights, Fallout/Twin Peaks takes. Once cooked ham on a stove and never recovered.– @archer_uwu

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This cocktail runs on cozy gamer energy and late-night VRChat vibes, mixing a strong base of spiced rum for their fiery, opinionated side that calls out game studios and monetization, as seen in “the fact that valve even allows bethesda to get away with this is insane” and “this $30 pack comes with a unique legendary… that people have been grinding for weeks to get”. A Nuka-Cola–style vanilla cola reduction nods to their Fallout obsession and deep lore brain, inspired by “had too much nuka cola dark and ended up in the black lodge” and “fallout show is calling back to lore only turbo nerds would know wtfff 😭”. The Monster Ultra Black reduction adds a sweet-tart jolt for their birthday wish chaos of “for my birthday i want 12 cans of monster ultra black, a cheesecake, and a 1000mg sativa edible” and their habit of vibing to high-energy playlists like “ive spent the past 3 mornings listening to dancemania speed mixes while i eat breakfast”. A citrus sativa-tinged tincture captures their edibles-fueled creative streak and gamer focus, from “sativa edible made me a beast on fortnite demon rush” to “edibles get my mind thinking about the real questions”. Finally, a dash of smoked salt reflects the tired, self-aware wolf who jokes about being aromantic and chronically online, as in “im aromantic, what now” and “i was sent to this earth to sit in the corner of parties and scroll through twitter while nobody talks to me”, giving the drink a slightly bitter, world-weary finish beneath all the neon sweetness.

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Their timeline is dominated by analytical deep dives into niche topics, which strongly signals Ravenclaw traits. They dissect game design and monetization in detail, like when they contextualize Bethesda’s itemization decisions in Fallout: “to put into context how insane this is: bethesda has been making sure unique legendaries are not customizable. this $30 pack comes with a unique legendary (not a skin) that CAN be customized, on top of that having a 4th star effect that people have been grinding for weeks to get”. They also show an unusually lore-focused mindset, proudly calling themself an “actual lore master” in their bio and geeking out over deep-cut references in media: “fallout show is calling back to lore only turbo nerds would know wtfff 😭”. Their love of technical tinkering and optimization—whether it’s PC building (“the lian li lancool 207 was absurdly easy to build in”; “finished rebuilding my pc and the new fans/cooler literally dont make a sound”) or critiquing Spotify shuffle and YouTube filters—shows a methodical, systems-oriented brain: “stopping using spotify and using my local music collection was one of the best choices i ever made, because i finally get to experience a shuffle system that actually works”, “why did they remove the ability to sort by in the youtube search filters wtf”. Even their humor is concept-heavy and imaginative (e.g., inventing a fake IKEA stealth mechanic: “loading screen tip: the chairs in ikea are free if you can construct them in under 5 mins without being seen by the guards (stealth is key!)”), which fits Ravenclaw’s wit and creativity more than any other house. While they show some Slytherin-esque self-preservation and Hufflepuff-style friendliness to friends and pets, their defining throughline is intellectual curiosity, detailed media analysis, and nerdy specialization—classic Ravenclaw.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is “Buddy Holly” by Weezer. They’re very openly a Weezer fan, posting things like “ok human is my favorite weezer album” and “listening to pinkerton”, and even referencing the song directly with “whats with these homies dissing my girl, i mean they”. The track’s mix of nerdy confidence and playful angst mirrors their vibe as a self-described “actual lore master” who dives deep into Fallout and Terraria, e.g. “fallout show is calling back to lore only turbo nerds would know wtfff 😭” and “diane, 8:57am… entering the dungeon… never seen so many goblin scouts in my life”. Lyrically, Buddy Holly is about feeling out of place but still cool in your own way, which matches posts like “i was sent to this earth to sit in the corner of parties and scroll through twitter while nobody talks to me”. The song’s upbeat, slightly dorky energy fits someone who jokes about VRChat, furries, and gaming while still being earnest about their interests, from “i love vrchat” to “the fact that ive been a furry for over 12 years makes me feel incredibly old”. Overall, Buddy Holly captures their blend of terminally online humor, nostalgia, and unapologetic enthusiasm.

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